Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Here's some more Kevin toy lore from a few years ago:

Kevin's ex-fiancee/mommy didn't like his toy hoarding or his other undesirable qualities
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Do we have any information about Kevin's former fiancee? I'm not going to lie, the reminder that Kevin was once engaged to be married has made me morbidly curious about what incredible defects, either physical or mental, could have inspired someone to view Kevin Gibes as a suitable life partner.
 
Do we have any information about Kevin's former fiancee? I'm not going to lie, the reminder that Kevin was once engaged to be married has made me morbidly curious about what incredible defects, either physical or mental, could have inspired someone to view Kevin Gibes as a suitable life partner.

She married someone else. We generally leave her alone.
 
But sympathetic? No. Not even a hint of sympathy. I've felt bad for cows before, Chris and Pamperchu for instance, sure they're both fucking horrible people but at the end of the day, they've clearly not been given the blessings most of us have, and in some cases it can make their lives play out more tragically even if you know deep down they shouldn't be given any decency for the shit they've done and said over the years
There are a few cows that make me genuinely mad from time to time, and Kevin is one of them. And while most cows live on a hell of their own making due to the horrible decisions they have taken through life, with some of them i just can't get mad because the consequences of their decisions ultimately catch up with them and they go on a chimpout about it. With Kevin, no matter what he does or what happenes, it looks like he constantly outruns the consequences of his actions. No matter what he does that warrants homelessness, physical pain, etc... it's like it never happens to him for some divine reason.

And i know one day in the distant or not so distant future, Kevin will have to face all the consequences of his actions in the end and it will be a wonderful chimpout that he will have. But until then, the fact that he wastes hundreds of dollars on plastic trash while everyone around him is struggling to keep things working and doesn't suffer in any way for it will get me a bit mad.
Are they pirates who fight each other for shares of the twitter grift "booty"?
I pictured the three troons with eyepatches and cutlasses fighting over them dobloons in the middle of the Alapaca field while Kevin, the cabin boy, just steals constantly from both of them like a dirty goblin.
 
He’s playing by himself for sure. That combo would most likely take several turns to set up and would be pitifully easy for an opponent to stop. He’s also using a pre-constructed starter deck, so he’s patting himself on the back for noticing basic combos that were intentionally included.
I wanna agree but there's a full art land in that pic... I don't think the precons come with those? It could be modified precon, or he just wants to oogle at the full art lands.
Most likely. Getting a combo like that would take a lot of turns and preparation unless he has something that allows him to search for cards in his deck. I still think that Kev will not delve too hard into MTG since he will most likely not have people to play agains, if he has he will lose miserably and MTG has not enough coom in it to keep Kev's attention.

Also, he would rage incredibly hard at some really nasty combos and bitch about how it's unfair.
I also dont think he'll be able to pull it off. I have a deck similar to this and there's so many things to keep track off I occasionally give myself a headache. To be fair my deck is optimized to hell and back but I doubt that his coomer hormone imbalanced brain could keep up with shit like this.
Gender Europhobia ✨
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More proof that GNC kids just grow up to be gay, and that transing them is conversion therapy.
Holy shit CONSOOOOOOOM
I'm a collector of two types of items. One is where I just buy said items, and the other is where I build electronics and display them. As a collector, I cannot understand why Kev would choose to collect something like toys. If I recall, toys lose their value when you take them out of the box. So why physically take them out and display them like this? Theres no satisfaction in spending hours carefully assembling it. He just fiddles with them and now they have no value. I'd have more respect if he collected 2k+ piece Lego sets because there's value in assembling it. Kev likes MTG, at least with those you can make profit and play with them if you wish. I know someone who made a down payment to a house in a few alpha MTG cards and another who has steps of how to properly sell his $20k+ card collection in his will. But nah he chose to collect the most useless plastic shit. It would be depressing if I didnt view him as utter scum.
More on his trip to Terf Island
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So transphobic that the last reported death of a trans person in the UK was in 2019.
 
There are a few cows that make me genuinely mad from time to time, and Kevin is one of them. And while most cows live on a hell of their own making due to the horrible decisions they have taken through life, with some of them i just can't get mad because the consequences of their decisions ultimately catch up with them and they go on a chimpout about it. With Kevin, no matter what he does or what happenes, it looks like he constantly outruns the consequences of his actions. No matter what he does that warrants homelessness, physical pain, etc... it's like it never happens to him for some divine reason.

Kevin is in hell, he just rarely talks about it except for the IM TRAPPED tweets from a few months ago because it involves effectively shit talking his caretakers. He’s a internet/porn addicted consoomer who lives in a dilapidated wooden tent with shitty internet and a power supply that cuts out and is frying his pc. He copes with his boredom and misery by endlessly doomscrolling on Twitter, punctuated by the occasional splurge with money he has to beg for.

Think of how jealous he is that fat Paul got to run off with the bpd whore to larp as witches in her warm apartment with internet and power.
 
Meanwhile I'm sure the Alpacas are fine right? You guys can't keep the gas and electricity bills paid but I'm sure that the hundreds of animals that they are custodians of are they doing just fine in this harsh cold weather right?
It's to my understanding that there was a picture taken during a prior winter, where a number of alpacas were huddled together for warmth, with snow covering them. I can just imagine the poor things on Christmas Day, looking in on the men supposed to be their masters and caretakers. Kevin opens yet-more plastic toys (that he probably wrapped and sent to himself) while a fake Christmas tree looms in the background. No doubt reeking of a combined scent of sweat and dead skin. As with everything they have in their little hovel.

I'm sure that if they could think as Man does, they'd almost be thankful that they don't have to see their masters too often. I certainly wouldn't, if I knew that some balding, penis-deprived degenerates were the only thing standing between me and death. Not that I'd welcome it, but scrounging among the hard brush and barren earth is a better fate than whatever their domestic pets are undergoing right now.
 
I thought he'd be begging about 2 weeks into 2022, he was at it by the 3rd.
The brass neck he displays in begging while showing off his collection is breathtaking, I mean he just can't have any respect at all for those who are paying for his lifestyle.

"Yeah listen plebs it's time to give me money again so get it sent over. Oh, and I bought all this plastic shit lately as well but what are ya gonna do?"
 
The way troons LARP as though the UK were some sort of tranny Alcatraz always amuses me. It reminds me of my ex-girlfriend, who gradually became a dedicated handmaiden, and how she would often sperg at me about how England is literally a rabid fascist-terf dictatorship that is literally murdering every trans person in the country.
God I wish this was all true.
 
Do we have any information about Kevin's former fiancee? I'm not going to lie, the reminder that Kevin was once engaged to be married has made me morbidly curious about what incredible defects, either physical or mental, could have inspired someone to view Kevin Gibes as a suitable life partner.
She is a super normal looking girl and I have no idea what she was doing with Kevin. Since it's already on the farms, here she is. I believe what pushed her over the edge with him, aside from his odious behavior, was him coming out. I think.

Here's an oldie but goodie of Kevin complaining about his ex not enabling his shitty behavior. She wants him to act like an adult. Kevin hates to be held accountable for anything. Now that I think about it, I think that is his tard trigger. He has autistic meltdowns when that happens.
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Kevin wants to be treated like a helpless baby with no responsibilities. It's incredible that he sustains this petulant-child-in-an-adult-body lifestyle. I wouldn't call what he does failing upwards, maybe failing sideways?

I remembered those tweets but I sure as hell couldn't find them. You, sir or madame, either have a very good archive or you are an elephant. Possibly both.
Kevin makes it very easy since he is constantly posting his Ls and never deleting them so I just search his twitter. I've actually been finding a lot of interesting stuff lately doing that lol
 
Some thread history I'd like to share since I made a small discovery regarding it.

For April Fool's, everyone was given random anime avatars. Everyone was aware of that. Me in particular got Freiza as an avatar, and some people asked if I somehow got to choose it since it was fitting. But only a handful of people got to see how, as a joke, I edited the entire Kevin Gibes OP to use broken English calling him a beautiful woman, putting on the persona of being one of his genuine "cracked eggs."

Now, nobody but those directly involved knew this, but I lost my editing privileges for the day until I consulted a moderator for it. The joke OP was reverted in about an hour or so. I assumed it was just punishment for deleting twenty-thousand characters' worth of writing for a prank, although you have to take my word that I did have it all backed up.

As it turns out, I laid on the act too thick, because only now do I discover my account was thought to have been compromised by one of Kevin's actual fans, and had my privileges revoked to prevent further damages until I presume I inadvertently proved otherwise by asking for them back. And while I still think that prank was worth it, I'll put a lot more effort into April Fool's this year.
 
Darn, I missed the alternative OP. Do you still have the text somewhere?
The thread's title was changed to read "kathryn gibes! transsalamander!!!" with the subtitle blanked, and the OP was composed entirely of the following:

kathryn gibes is, a beautiful woman and, you should all feel ashamed of making fun of her, her!!!
how do i deleete attachments??

With the latter quote being the in-context excuse for not deleting the attachments because I'd need to manually reupload them all if I did.

The rest of the posts made in-character can be found by going to whatever posts were made on April 1st of 2021 (page 1005), which I do recommend reading if you haven't before. It was a fun day for everyone.
 
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Kevin on aging-
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>"Right now it feels like 60+ should be the beginning of old".

Well, considering that Kevin has aged like milk and doesn't take care of his skin and hair, he'll likely look like he's 60 in the not to distant future.

Kevin owning the conservative boomers-
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"Lesbian"
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