Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Elysian]

I like modest gauges. I like septum piercings - When people can pull them off.

But a gauged septum piercing is so damn trashy and immediately makes me think of a prince albert... which I guess makes sense why Kevin wants it, since he'll never be able to have a prince albert.

When I was a kid there was a guy in my town who’d buy movies on VHS/DVD then go door-to-door renting them out to people for a small fee, like Blockbuster but on wheels. Anyway once he was visibly annoyed and my mom found out it was because his grandson had to do a school project on the Victorians and when the kid typed “Prince Albert” into Google Images his poor innocent mind was bombarded with photos of the genital piercing instead.

I’m not sure Kevin would be super into piercings. I feel like he’d have gone full retard with them like that fat troon with the orc fetish from a while back. Plus if he couldn’t care for the amhole I reckon any piercing he’d get would become infected and gross. It’d be like an any% speedrun for sepsis.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I've been following this thread since its inception, but I am still amazed by the size of this dude's cranium. Shit is fucking massive.

I just keep thinking of So I Married an Axe Murderer.

Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's head.
Tony Giardino: Shhh!
Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.

Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

Bad enough that Kevin's head is so big and fat that it has its own gravitational field, but then you see all the craters and pockmarks on it, and you start to wonder if he's actually larping as the moon. God knows, he's pretty much a lunatic.

 

[Luigi McPizza]

220$ medical bill incoming
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He could easily play that game in an emulator for free, but no, he has to buy another Chinese console that he will use 2 times then get bored of it and forget it in a drawer full of other technology junk.

 

[Shakespeare]

Kevin hot take on monogamous relationship

I don't get polygamy. Being in a relationship requires you to commit to your partner. Surely having two partners just doubles the commitment rather than equally splitting it between them, because now you have two people who want love and attention and who needs emotional support from you. In what way is that easier than monogamy?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I don't get polygamy. Being in a relationship requires you to commit to your partner. Surely having two partners just doubles the commitment rather than equally splitting it between them, because now you have two people who want love and attention and who needs emotional support from you. In what way is that easier than monogamy?

You're making the wrongheaded assumption that all the people involved are good and decent people who enter into relationships for the same reasons most of us do: Companionship, someone to count on, someone to have sex with, someone to weather the vicissitudes of life with...

This faggot whose thread we are in is "owned" by Penny, and is also "dating" a shit-eater, a multiple witch, a 24-year-old UK furry, and a clown hooker.

I don't know how Kevin defines the latter three relationships, but I feel confident in saying that two hobos fucking under a boardwalk probably have a stronger connection with each other than, say, Kevin and Wedge.

 

[Mr. Internet]

Kev would benefit greatly from a chemical peel. You can buy the kits to do at home. But since men usually can't be bothered to do advanced skincare -
1. Wash your fucking face with a mild cleanser every night
2. Use a chemical exfoliant after (rotate AHA and BHA, these are lotions or liquids)
3. Use sunscreen every day
That's it. 3 small steps every day would absolutely help him.

I can say with confidence that reading this thread gave me the motivation to get into a daily skincare routine in addition to a hair care routine as a man, for fear of growing older will lead me to look like Kevin- flaky, crusted, and unhealthy in every sense of the word. Thank you Kevvie for being such a biohazard of a person you scared me into taking better care of myself, and to you fine kiwis for the unintentional beauty care tips.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I don't get polygamy. Being in a relationship requires you to commit to your partner. Surely having two partners just doubles the commitment rather than equally splitting it between them, because now you have two people who want love and attention and who needs emotional support from you. In what way is that easier than monogamy?

In theory, yes. In practice "polyamorous" people who actually get laid use it as a way to fuck around and avoid any responsibility in a relationship.
None of this applies to Kevie since he isn't getting laid and is avoiding any and all responsibilities in general, as a human being anyway. Polygamy and polyamory means "I publicly lust after girldick on twatter dot coom and in turn get lusted after" but he had "sex" three times in the two years since our mostly benevolent overlord @0 1 created this thread. And out of those two was with clown hooker Wedge.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Kev would benefit greatly from a chemical peel.

His entire body needs a chemical peel.

 

[Meiwaku]

Old Kevs I found digging on a Tranch member. Posting the beard one especially given current discourse.


Enlightened, truly.

Lack of care in appearance. Lol

Current Kevins:

Kevin is concerned for you


Link

Spoiler: It's worse than we thought

New lore

Crossover!!!

>A few
>Retweeted by the biggest AGP on the forum
Link

Spoiler: Kek new national holiday

The irony of this after the AGP Tweet

 

[The Atlantic Ocean]

Kevin groomed a fat autist
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Let’s hear from the relaxed, confident woman that Kevin has just helped to create, featuring such maidenly phrases as “I keep forgetting my own fucking pronouns”:

Tell us, Rochelle: what made you decide to transition?

(https://archive.ph/FM53x)

 

[Trianon]

In theory, yes. In practice "polyamorous" people who actually get laid use it as a way to fuck around and avoid any responsibility in a relationship.
None of this applies to Kevie since he isn't getting laid and is avoiding any and all responsibilities in general, as a human being anyway. Polygamy and polyamory means "I publicly lust after girldick on twatter dot coom and in turn get lusted after" but he had "sex" three times in the two years since our mostly benevolent overlord @0 1 created this thread. And out of those two was with clown hooker Wedge.

It basically gives them an out whenever something comes up that's difficult to talk about or work through. Rather than communicating with their partner, they just say they aren't getting their "needs" met and dump it on someone else. Ad infinitum. They carve out this person's listening skills and this person's hobbies and this person's drive and make their perfect person, instead of investing in a whole individual who deserves to be loved for even the tricky parts about them. It's perfect for people like Kevin who don't want to ever be confronted with difficulty.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Tell us, Rochelle: what made you decide to transition?

If he feels disgusting as a fat guy...why not LOSE WEIGHT then?? Seems like trooning out is way easier than putting the fork down. Also now that he is a fat "girl" the obese fuck has an excuse to get even fatter because he finds dat women hot.

Another life ruined. You truly deserve your nasty Amhole abomination, Kevin. May your man-hole always heal shut & your never never wake up. Srls this man is a disease that infects vulnerable victims.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Kevin hot take on monogamous relationship
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220$ medical bill incoming
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Kevin want to diy stretch his already infected piercings
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He successfully e-beg a ps4 controller
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lol one of the outdoor serf stole it
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wait wtf-
he's talking about 'stretching my ears AT HOME ' - as if its a novel idea??
to 'save money'?!

i was genuinely not aware there was any other way to do it than by yourself?!
you can pay someone to shove a bit of plastic in a bit more? thats quite literally all there is to it; there is no cause that would validate paying someone to 'professionally' expedite such a process ;
doing it yourself is how i/everyone did it as a retarded teenager.

damn, Kevin just incapable of not making it rain.

amazing how his amhole has healed up, but yet my not-even-that-stretched earhole is still slightly too slack to wear heavy earrings on one side.

interesting to see that he immediately throws out the caution on the obviously retarded idea of stretching your septum lmao. probably thinks it'll close up like everything else.

@Cerabella please tell me someone, anyone on their contacts on twitter called Kev/ the tranch out, for murdering that poor albaby either out of ignorance that is utterly inexcuseable for those who volunteer for animal husbandry / to take fucking selfies, one only barely worse than the other tbh.

 

[Piss Bear]

In theory, yes. In practice "polyamorous" people who actually get laid use it as a way to fuck around and avoid any responsibility in a relationship.
None of this applies to Kevie since he isn't getting laid and is avoiding any and all responsibilities in general, as a human being anyway. Polygamy and polyamory means "I publicly lust after girldick on twatter dot coom and in turn get lusted after" but he had "sex" three times in the two years since our mostly benevolent overlord @0 1 created this thread. And out of those two was with clown hooker Wedge.

Ugh, I hate how he goes always goes “I worry about you, cis/monogamous/hetero people” as if he is living life as a trans poly faggot so blissfully. His life seems pretty boring. Penny and shiteater don’t have sex with him. And the others are long-distance. What’s so special about being poly in this case…? It seems like your attention would be divided so thin among your partners that it would be meaningless.

Also, of course a compulsive toy buyer who wants instant-gratification wouldn’t understand a monogamous relationship. Building a healthy, strong, loving life with one person can be difficult, but it is very rewarding. Delayed-gratification is sort of the point. The hard times are always worth going through for the good times.

Old Kevs I found digging on a Tranch member. Posting the beard one especially given current discourse.

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Lack of care in appearance. Lol

Current Kevins:
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Kevin is concerned for you

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Link

Spoiler: It's worse than we thought

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New lore
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Crossover!!!
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>A few
>Retweeted by the biggest AGP on the forum
Link

Spoiler: Kek new national holiday

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The irony of this after the AGP Tweet

Seeing Kev moving and talking is extremely disturbing. Something about him peaks my flight or fight response. Poor kitty.

 

[Meiwaku]

wait wtf-
he's talking about 'stretching my ears AT HOME ' - as if its a novel idea??
to 'save money'?!

i was genuinely not aware there was any other way to do it than by yourself?!
you can pay someone to shove a bit of plastic in a bit more? thats quite literally all there is to it; there is no cause that would validate paying someone to 'professionally' expedite such a process ;
doing it yourself is how i/everyone did it as a retarded teenager.

damn, Kevin just incapable of not making it rain.

amazing how his amhole has healed up, but yet my not-even-that-stretched earhole is still slightly too slack to wear heavy earrings on one side.

interesting to see that he immediately throws out the caution on the obviously retarded idea of stretching your septum lmao. probably thinks it'll close up like everything else.

@Cerabella please tell me someone, anyone on their contacts on twitter called Kev/ the tranch out, for murdering that poor albaby either out of ignorance that is utterly inexcuseable for those who volunteer for animal husbandry / to take fucking selfies, one only barely worse than the other tbh.

Perhaps if we can convince him that his amhole is a piercing, he will dilate this time

 

[the khat quaffer]

Kevin can work in an IMAX theater with that level of projection.

They could project the movies on his fucking biodome of a forehead. Call it MultiTroon.

My skincare routine is to wash my face with sunflower soap before shaving in the morning, and at night using that same soap and then applying facial moisturizer. My skin isn't radiant, but it's clean and looks nice.

Alright there Frasier, we get it, you smell like roses and piss ginger beer. No need to get on your high horse just because you wash your face in your fancy bathroom with your fancy towels... I'm guessing.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Delayed-gratification is sort of the point.

And this is why he'll never reach it since he's a hedonist and wants hist things NOW NOW NOOOOOOOW!!! Thinking of him never learning to develop patience is the best way to look at him. It's especially evident with him getting frustrated over surgery delays and dates.

 

[The Final Troondown]

The cria they ripped from her mom to take selfie died
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Kevin read his thread
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Pot/kettle
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Kevin groomed a fat autist
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this crosses the line into straight up malice
'hey you should transiuon and also if you wanna rush things...'

'i dont want to rush things'

'stfu cissy buy the unprescribed hormones off the internet so you can be a dickless failure like me'

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I thought he said it to annoy his nazi tradcath stalkers?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I thought he said it to annoy his nazi tradcath stalkers?

I think he says stuff just to stay stuff. Kev's tweets are borderline incoherent and I can feel my brain melting down every time I look at them.