Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[the khat quaffer]

View attachment 1503249

Ironically that dead chicken has more penetrative depth and functioning nerve endings than Kevie's rot pocket. It probably has a greater chance of achieving an ~uwu lesbian girly orgasm~ in 2020 than Kevin does. Or any troon for that matter.

Dammit Kevin. There are some times when I begin to feel sympathy for you...until your little rat claws get to tweeting.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Begging for money. Kind of kills the theory that the only reason he’s staying there is cause he’s putting up extra cash from his inheritance or trust fund or wherever the fuck he gets his money from.

well we don’t know how much rent he’s paying. He is a cash cow because he can constantly pay rent/help pay off the massive uninsured mortgage Bonnie took out.

Kevin has just found that he doesn’t have an infinite monthly stipend And realize that flying out his “true and honest girlfriend” around the country to have sex with other people and renting a hotel room with all the other additional costs has put him in the red.

My two cents is Haley convinced him he might as well e-beg even if he doesn’t need the money because he has so many twitter followers and an online presence as a circus sideshow freak that he is bound to make a nice cash grab every month doing it.

I can see this happening. Maybe Kevin brought up the idea of Haley paying a little bit towards the flight tickets or the hotel room and Haley probably just said “why don’t you ask people on Twitter?”

however Kevin has now officially broken the seal. He’s now passed the point of no return when it comes to begging and I think he might do quite well because he is honest when he says he hasn’t asked for money before (well money that directly goes to him) and I think we’re going to see this becoming a bi-monthly trend.
this is a weird conflict of interest however. The ranch is trying to raise money to “literally save trans lives“ and he’s also trying to take from that pool to fund himself? There’s only so much neet bux the trans community have to dole out.

 

[horsegirl666]

Different species are just social constructs. The idea of what is considered "human" and what is concidered "dog" is based on stereotypical ideas on what humans and dogs are, in the end species are nothing but made up categories. We might have agreed that hairless looking, two legs, two arms and hands having bipedal apes are called humans, but that's just what it is; a social agreement.

Who says a dog cannot have these features too? "Humans" in fact have short hair all over their bodies, which can be considered a fur, which is something dogs have. And some dog breeds like chinese crested dog have short hair and more long visible fur in their heads just like us too. Dogs sometimes too walk on two limbs, and humans are able to walk on four limbs, (which once again we have socially agreed to refer to as "legs" and "arms") are social creatures and omnivores, just like the animals that we stereotypically consider "dogs". The idea that "humans" and "dogs" are completely separate things is unscientific, and in lot of indigenous cultures the boundaries between species are blurred. Shapeshifting myths are prevalent across different cultures; in different cultures different animals are considered human's ancestors, it has been believed animals can possess human spirit and so on. This idea of strictly separated species is very colonial, it is based on specieist western cishetero supremancy.

 

[Neko GF]

Kev-Kev getting assmad over not being autistic:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1292632168217206784 (Archive)

Odds are none of them has an actual diagnosis and use autism as an excuse for the socially unacceptable and deviant behaviour.

 

[Chewing Character]

Kev-Kev getting assmad over not being autistic:
View attachment 1508334
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1292632168217206784 (Archive)

Odds are none of them has an actual diagnosis and use autism as an excuse for the socially unacceptable and deviant behaviour.

When cows do this shit, it makes me MOTI. Why would you shit talk your own mother on a public forum? The worst she has done to him is misgender him on accident, which is understandable after 30+ years of calling him "Kevin" and "he/him." I feel so fucking bad that his entire family is one Google search away from being known as "related to crazy Twitter dude with crotch rot."

 

[goyangi]

Kev-Kev getting assmad over not being autistic:
View attachment 1508334
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1292632168217206784 (Archive)

Odds are none of them has an actual diagnosis and use autism as an excuse for the socially unacceptable and deviant behaviour.

Ding ding ding. A lot of these ~totally autist (and often ADHD)~ troons are unabashed about not having (nor wanting) a diagnosis, and self-diagnosis runs rampant in these circles. Most of the time they're just looking for an excuse to pawn their shitty behaviors and lack of self-control onto.

Kev's mom, who works with autistic children for a living, probably knows the 'tism better than self-dx troons on the interwebs, but as usual Kev insists on shit-talking her. Would be unsurprised if he starts calling himself autistic soon, considering he believes he can chop his dick off and flip it inside out to make a totally real vagina uwu

Pic related.

 

[Hylics]

Ding ding ding. A lot of these ~totally autist (and often ADHD)~ troons are unabashed about not having (nor wanting) a diagnosis, and self-diagnosis runs rampant in these circles. Most of the time they're just looking for an excuse to pawn their shitty behaviors and lack of self-control onto.

Kev's mom, who works with autistic children for a living, probably knows the 'tism better than self-dx troons on the interwebs, but as usual Kev insists on shit-talking her. Would be unsurprised if he starts calling himself autistic soon, considering he believes he can chop his dick off and flip it inside out to make a totally real vagina uwu

Pic related.

View attachment 1508556

That's pretty cool that you can have both ADHD and ADD considering that the DSM-V considers them one-and-the-same (and considers ADD an obsolete term). It's like saying you have the flu and also the flu. Really speaks to the validity of self-diagnosis.

 

[Munchitize Me Capn]

That's pretty cool that you can have both ADHD and ADD considering that the DSM-V considers them one-and-the-same (and considers ADD an obsolete term). It's like saying you have the flu and also the flu. Really speaks to the validity of self-diagnosis.

Maybe she's trying to suggest that she has ADHD inattentive subtype, and ADHD hyperactive/impulsive subtype, and doesn't realize that both of those things are called ADHD now, or that ADHD combined subtype is a thing, and also she's really, incredibly dumb? Though that goes with the self-DX territory, of course.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Maybe she's trying to suggest that she has ADHD inattentive subtype, and ADHD hyperactive/impulsive subtype, and doesn't realize that both of those things are called ADHD now, or that ADHD combined subtype is a thing, and also she's really, incredibly dumb? Though that goes with the self-DX territory, of course.

Or maybe they're just lying.

 

[PoisonedBun]

Kinning animals is so 2013, wake me up when we find out what anime characters he kins.

 

[Marche]

Kev-Kev adding another label to his long list of identities:
View attachment 1507771
https://twitter.com/alyxaras/status/1292263737144102912 (Archive)

I hope Kevin amputates his hands to get paws like that furry last year.

 

[Hylics]

Maybe she's trying to suggest that she has ADHD inattentive subtype, and ADHD hyperactive/impulsive subtype, and doesn't realize that both of those things are called ADHD now, or that ADHD combined subtype is a thing, and also she's really, incredibly dumb? Though that goes with the self-DX territory, of course.

If that were the case, it still speaks to the fact that self-diagnosis is a bad idea. If you aren't willing to stay up-to-date on the happenings of your own disorder (a name-change and clear alterations to diagnostic criteria), then you really shouldn't be speaking on medical topics and should instead seek out a professional who has taken the time to educate themselves.

 

[Tomssu]

He just goes on and on... No wonder Penny wanted to go alone

so smart and brave
archive

comments

nice echo chamber here

Oh no! Haileys limits and triggers have been ignored!

archive

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Where do all these "Huh y'know I was just thinkin' *tweet-barfs passive-aggressively about shit literally no one else cares about*" tweets come from?

I can understand being unhappy with chopping off your balls but if you have to waffle on about how much the dumber the rest of us are for not adhering to some kind of tranny pig-latin then you are coping hard.

 

[Lyre]

He just goes on and on... No wonder Penny wanted to go alone
View attachment 1508612 View attachment 1508613 so smart and brave
archive

comments
View attachment 1508616 View attachment 1508617 View attachment 1508618 nice echo chamber here

Oh no! Haileys limits and triggers have been ignored!
View attachment 1508626
archive

Hmmm...just a boyfriend mentioned? No mention of his beautiful and stunning "girlfriend" kevkev who just loves him so much?

also big fucking at calling this Scarlett individual an "it"
Also, FYI, if you're writing about someone threatening you with "graphic violence" ...maybe...don't tag them in a post stating where you're planning on (possibly) moving and getting a job?
Oh who am I kidding, asking these types to think critically

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

View attachment 1508612

Kevin you stupid motherfucker, cis is the default. No one needs to come out as cis. We will never live in a world where when a girl is born it'll be standard of practice to refer to it as anything but a girl. Trans people make up like 1% of the population and even if you include fetishists and all the stupid tumblr genders it'll still only be like 5%. Cis will never not be the default.

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

Different species are just social constructs. The idea of what is considered "human" and what is concidered "dog" is based on stereotypical ideas on what humans and dogs are, in the end species are nothing but made up categories. We might have agreed that hairless looking, two legs, two arms and hands having bipedal apes are called humans, but that's just what it is; a social agreement.

Who says a dog cannot have these features too? "Humans" in fact have short hair all over their bodies, which can be considered a fur, which is something dogs have. And some dog breeds like chinese crested dog have short hair and more long visible fur in their heads just like us too. Dogs sometimes too walk on two limbs, and humans are able to walk on four limbs, (which once again we have socially agreed to refer to as "legs" and "arms") are social creatures and omnivores, just like the animals that we stereotypically consider "dogs". The idea that "humans" and "dogs" are completely separate things is unscientific, and in lot of indigenous cultures the boundaries between species are blurred. Shapeshifting myths are prevalent across different cultures; in different cultures different animals are considered human's ancestors, it has been believed animals can possess human spirit and so on. This idea of strictly separated species is very colonial, it is based on specieist western cishetero supremancy.

Are you serious? Is she serious?

 

[Piss Bear]

Kevin you stupid motherfucker, cis is the default. No one needs to come out as cis. We will never live in a world where when a girl is born it'll be standard of practice to refer to it as anything but a girl. Trans people make up like 1% of the population and even if you include fetishists and all the stupid tumblr genders it'll still only be like 5%. Cis will never not be the default.

The term "cis" is a tranny-invented word to begin with. Its purpose is to separate trans people from normal people, like we're a different species or something. Like they are some oppressed new gender. Fuck that shit. They are simply mentally ill people who are being experimented on like guinea pigs (sexual reassignment surgery and hormones) and are blissfully ignorant of it and in fact, pretty happy with it.

By the way, no I don't think trans people make up even 1% of the world population. According to this lazy Google search, ~0.58% of the US population identifies as trans. (Source)
It'd be simply impossible to gauge the actual world percentage of people who identify as trans but I guarantee it's much lower than even 0.58%.

 

[Bani]

As for his nonsense about sex not being real. He tries to lamely say that what you are really talking about are other things like chromosomes, hormones, genitals, etc. Here's the thing: you can reliably say that someone who has XY chromosomes is a male. Someone with a penis is a male. Hormones can be a little trickier since it depends on the age, but as a general rule, men have higher testosterone levels naturally than women. So all these things are part of what classifies us as a particular sex. You won't find someone with XX chromosomes who has a real penis. A fake one, maybe. But not an honest to God fully functioning penis. Since sex is just a way to classify what group of characteristics you have (XX, vagina, estrogen dominant OR XY, penis, testosterone dominant) it is very real and not something that can be redefined at will by a bunch of crazy troons on Twitter.

I agree with your point, but technically it is possible for someone with two X chromosomes to be born with a penis. However, it, like most intersex conditions, is an anomaly that affects only a vanishingly small portion of the population. Outliers like this do not change the fact that there are two gametes and that every person is born with the equipment to make one or the other (even if it doesn't work.)

Since true hermaphroditism is impossible in humans, even intersex people are going to lean towards one set of sex characteristics or the other. In fact, the majority of intersex conditions aren't even displayed physically when someone is born, and many of those are undetectable without surgery or blood tests. So not only is it retarded to change our whole culture and language on behalf of people with a rare congenital deformity, it's also unnecessary because intersex people adhere to the gender binary most of the time anyway.

This is part of what irritates me about the whole clownfish thing. Clownfish aren't "trans," they're sequential hermaphrodites. No single human has ever been able to produce both gametes, but clownfish do it as a necessary part of their life cycle.

Are you serious? Is she serious?

As you can see here, people with autism often struggle to detect sarcasm.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Different species are just social constructs. The idea of what is considered "human" and what is concidered "dog" is based on stereotypical ideas on what humans and dogs are, in the end species are nothing but made up categories. We might have agreed that hairless looking, two legs, two arms and hands having bipedal apes are called humans, but that's just what it is; a social agreement.

Who says a dog cannot have these features too? "Humans" in fact have short hair all over their bodies, which can be considered a fur, which is something dogs have. And some dog breeds like chinese crested dog have short hair and more long visible fur in their heads just like us too. Dogs sometimes too walk on two limbs, and humans are able to walk on four limbs, (which once again we have socially agreed to refer to as "legs" and "arms") are social creatures and omnivores, just like the animals that we stereotypically consider "dogs". The idea that "humans" and "dogs" are completely separate things is unscientific, and in lot of indigenous cultures the boundaries between species are blurred. Shapeshifting myths are prevalent across different cultures; in different cultures different animals are considered human's ancestors, it has been believed animals can possess human spirit and so on. This idea of strictly separated species is very colonial, it is based on specieist western cishetero supremancy.

Fresh pasta for my collection.