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every post in this thread should get an automatic horrifying and lunacy rating.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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T0oCoolFool
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"Given how weird/unpredictable my libido is, I almost never sign into OF"
Reading between the lines, Kevin just confirmed what we already knew: poor bastard can't coom anymore.
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And he's posting about all the onlythots and scamtreon shit like, how many days after grifting?
Literaly admitting to throwing cash at people and getting nothing out of it while begging for money?
It's all so tiresome
Literaly admitting to throwing cash at people and getting nothing out of it while begging for money?
It's all so tiresome
Pork Soda
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The basic desire to support your friends is understandable. There are a few people I would even open my home to, if they needed it.
But Kevin is... throwing money into the void for people he's mutuals with on Twitter, as if that relationship isn't as shallow as it can get. Mostly so he can make threads like that--where he humblebrags about how woke he is for supporting sex workers.
Sex work isn't respectable, sorry. And it sure as hell isn't something I would value enough to subscribe monthly for, especially if it's of no use to me, "friend" or not. Just think about what else he could spend that money on that he could see the positive effects on; Ranch funds, everyone enjoys a nice dinner on Kevin, and they appreciate his generosity. Food or treats for the animals--again, an opportunity to put money toward someone other than himself.
But that's precisely why he doesn't spend his money like that; even if it's for the troons on the ranch or the animals they're supposedly a haven for, that's not something that he can conceivably brag on Twitter about for maximum wokepoints. Supporting sex workers though? That's all the rage. Even cis women can appreciate that sentiment, after all! Who doesn't love a castrated man that slips dollar bills to his whore of choice? He's so saintly. Godly, even, to be so giving! Shove it up your arse Kev, you're not contributing to anything and it's not a worthwhile expense in the long run no matter how many retweets and likes you get.
But Kevin is... throwing money into the void for people he's mutuals with on Twitter, as if that relationship isn't as shallow as it can get. Mostly so he can make threads like that--where he humblebrags about how woke he is for supporting sex workers.
Sex work isn't respectable, sorry. And it sure as hell isn't something I would value enough to subscribe monthly for, especially if it's of no use to me, "friend" or not. Just think about what else he could spend that money on that he could see the positive effects on; Ranch funds, everyone enjoys a nice dinner on Kevin, and they appreciate his generosity. Food or treats for the animals--again, an opportunity to put money toward someone other than himself.
But that's precisely why he doesn't spend his money like that; even if it's for the troons on the ranch or the animals they're supposedly a haven for, that's not something that he can conceivably brag on Twitter about for maximum wokepoints. Supporting sex workers though? That's all the rage. Even cis women can appreciate that sentiment, after all! Who doesn't love a castrated man that slips dollar bills to his whore of choice? He's so saintly. Godly, even, to be so giving! Shove it up your arse Kev, you're not contributing to anything and it's not a worthwhile expense in the long run no matter how many retweets and likes you get.
Shovel Of Ammunition
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I hate to do this for the second time in two days. I hate everyone giving me money. I hate this so much.
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Maybe he shouldn't sub to so many of his friends' OnlyFans.
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It's interesting to compare Kevin with his fellow furry troon manchild e-beggar Lou Gagliardi, who is a horrible person with no friends or allies who nevertheless can't understand why his daily e-begs don't get more money. Unlike Lou, Kevin is actually popular on Twitter--he has more than 9000 followers and gets dozens of likes and retweets every time he posts something original. I suspect Kevin is finding his new e-begging career to be unexpectedly lucrative. If he can get 42 people to like a tweet that literally says nothing but "am hole," is it really so farfetched that dozens of people might rush to help when he comes up a little short from time to time? I wouldn't be surprised if he's netted several hundred dollars for each beg so far.
If, as many have suspected, his lifestyle has heretofore been sustained by an inheritance that has now run out, this must be like crack to him. Suddenly he can turn all this social capital into actual capital! That's better than having a job! And as much as he haaaates to do this, he'll hate it a little less every time, and those times will come more and more frequently, and he'll make a little less with each one. In two months I predict he'll have become an e-begging machine to rival LouGags, albeit one who's less likely to insult you and block you if you give him money.
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He might be limiting replies, or he might be in a complete echo chamber out of sight from the general populace. I really doubt he'd tolerate any "outside" replies or dissent.
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They might find it hard to sell the animals, especially if they are in bad shape. From the people I've known (only a few, so take it with a grain of salt) -- once they got out of it, selling the herd was difficult. One ended up slaughtering the animals they couldn't sell and they ate them. They only had around 7 or 8 to begin with, so it wasn't like they had a large herd to sell off.
I generally abide by the "don't pozload my neghole" rule, but if the alpacas start starving and he's wasting his money on transformers and OnlyFans instead of feeding them ...
. Of course, I'm smart enough not to post any plans or brag about it here. Besides, I know Kev reads this thread and I wouldn't want to give him a heads up if someone were coming by to inspect or something like that.
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Kevin added a later tweet saying they also had enough extra from his grift to buying some feed.
So yes, we are going to watch these animal die.
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Watching these animals die is why I keep coming back to this thread, dude. Oh, the other animals? Yea, that's sad.
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Kevin has admitted to using block chains on numerous occasions. There's a very real chance that people who have never heard of Kevin or his orbiters are already blocked by him due to saying something he disagrees with/ following a wrong thinker.
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Present company included.
He blocked my Twitter months ago even though at the time I had never once posted anything except like maybe 2 replies on other people's posts. Never interacted with his account. Mine had no tweets at all, 0 follower account. Only likes and follows. He's using something that blocks based on who you fucking follow.
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I may or may not have a handful of twitter accounts I use to occasionally say things like "men aren't women" so I can watch the ensuing tranny riots, and Kevin has them blocked basically before it should even be possible regardless of who they're following etc. He says blocking a "handful" of 'TERF' accounts with a lot of followers will do the trick but I'm willing to bet that handful is more like a truckload.
@_01 "Beyond "constantly amorous," "trans," and "likes anime," Kevin doesn't have much of a personality. This is not hyperbole. Kevin's decisions and messages are never influenced by anything more than those three traits. For instance, here Kevin blocks a person complimenting him on one of his images solely because they shared the same name as his old identity. Kevin then proceeds to brag about this supposed power play." <--- I propose that the line "likes anime" in the OP be changed to "likes children's toys" or "hoarding consoomer garbage" as Kevin really doesn't sperg nearly as much about anime as he does about the other forms of profitable gay little kid shit.
@_01 "Beyond "constantly amorous," "trans," and "likes anime," Kevin doesn't have much of a personality. This is not hyperbole. Kevin's decisions and messages are never influenced by anything more than those three traits. For instance, here Kevin blocks a person complimenting him on one of his images solely because they shared the same name as his old identity. Kevin then proceeds to brag about this supposed power play." <--- I propose that the line "likes anime" in the OP be changed to "likes children's toys" or "hoarding consoomer garbage" as Kevin really doesn't sperg nearly as much about anime as he does about the other forms of profitable gay little kid shit.
BallBuster
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Because farmers know better than to pozload my negholep.
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Calling what "sex workers" do on onlyfans "sex work" is already a massive stretch. Trannies posting their gross nudes isn't sex work, it's a massive number of demoralized men failing at being a successful human being.
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He might have meant 'feed' for his new follower Lou
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I love the way all these troons
sharing naked pictures of each other and no one is getting off to it. I think troons are just sharing each others neet bux and inadvertently creating universal basic income.
I know for a fact none of them are jerking it, not only because of hormone replacement destroying the libido or genital mutilation. But there is just too much free porn with attractive people on the internet for them to consume. If Kev Kev could coom I bet you he would visit a porno site or /gif/ to get his rocks off. Even though he has access to terabytes of paid porn from “true and honest women”.
its a bit like Soundcloud rappers. They all buy each others LPs but never listen to them, they just do it for “support” and have created a cottage industry of musicians making music for other musicians.
very late addition
it’s also pretty impressive that he manages to go into overdraft when he’s got so many optional subscriptions that he himself admits he doesn’t use. But you guys seriously have to give him money OK?
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Goddamnit every time I leave this thread for a few weeks and then come back, Kevin has posted more noods. Kiwis, should I stay away for good or monitor this thread constantly?
Late, but he's probably done that bra sizing thing where you can go down a bandsize and up a cupsize to get a slightly different fit. He is probably indeed originally a 46B.
Holy fucking shit she looks like Kevin, but an attractive Kevin. I don't know how to process this. Why did this go un-talked-about?
The comparison between the two really highlights how unfeminine his face is, too--similar features but hers are feminised in a way his are not.
It's guilt. If you have a little bit more than someone else, even if only a little, you are pressured to remove your privilege. It didn't used to be called privilege, but the same attitude was there. The guilt eventually piles up and you donate. Even if you are only just getting by, yourself.
And when he does want to coom, he can't get off to his friends' onlyfans pictures because no sane person, let alone an insane person, could.
Looking back, the amount of overtly sexual posts he makes do seem to have died down and he has had a larger emphasis on consuming and Deep Thoughts(TM).
My thoughts exactly! However, because it's not an official UBI, every single dollar they receive via these sites gets added onto their yearly income statement. Come tax time they will have to pay tax on all this extra income. But they never got the benefit of said income, because they gave it away to other troon grifters, so the tax on those gifts is coming out of their own pockets, leaving them with even less money than before they started grifting.
Not to mention all these donation sites take a little off the top every time you donate. Unless they are one of the super popular few who give less that they receive, they are losing so much money by sending their money around the neighbourhood like this.
I'm not anti-UBI either, it's just that the way this all works out is so stupid. So, so stupid.
Side note, being a mutual supporter-supportee of someone on patreon has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of, just agree to each keep the money you would have donated to the other and avoid the freaking tax.
So, so stupid.
Late, but he's probably done that bra sizing thing where you can go down a bandsize and up a cupsize to get a slightly different fit. He is probably indeed originally a 46B.
Bra cup sizes (the letters) are calculated via measuring how many inches a woman's fullest part of her bust is than the measurement under the bust. Every inch or two greater than the under-bust size adds a cup size.
Because the amount of inches' difference per cup size doesn't scale up as the band size increases, the ratio of cup size to torso size decreases as the torso size goes up, so you need proportionately less boobage to fill a B cup if you are a size 46 than you would a size 36.
So its not inconceivable that he is roughly a B cup. His tiddies are weirdly shaped but there is enough volume there to be on the cusp between A and B. Using that as an excuse to move himself up to a C cup with a smaller band size.
He really should have gone in the other direction and been a 48A, because it's his torso width that is the problem. But that wouldn't fulfil his AGP needs, he gotta be a C cup.
Because the amount of inches' difference per cup size doesn't scale up as the band size increases, the ratio of cup size to torso size decreases as the torso size goes up, so you need proportionately less boobage to fill a B cup if you are a size 46 than you would a size 36.
So its not inconceivable that he is roughly a B cup. His tiddies are weirdly shaped but there is enough volume there to be on the cusp between A and B. Using that as an excuse to move himself up to a C cup with a smaller band size.
He really should have gone in the other direction and been a 48A, because it's his torso width that is the problem. But that wouldn't fulfil his AGP needs, he gotta be a C cup.
Holy fucking shit she looks like Kevin, but an attractive Kevin. I don't know how to process this. Why did this go un-talked-about?
The comparison between the two really highlights how unfeminine his face is, too--similar features but hers are feminised in a way his are not.
It's guilt. If you have a little bit more than someone else, even if only a little, you are pressured to remove your privilege. It didn't used to be called privilege, but the same attitude was there. The guilt eventually piles up and you donate. Even if you are only just getting by, yourself.
And when he does want to coom, he can't get off to his friends' onlyfans pictures because no sane person, let alone an insane person, could.
Looking back, the amount of overtly sexual posts he makes do seem to have died down and he has had a larger emphasis on consuming and Deep Thoughts(TM).
My thoughts exactly! However, because it's not an official UBI, every single dollar they receive via these sites gets added onto their yearly income statement. Come tax time they will have to pay tax on all this extra income. But they never got the benefit of said income, because they gave it away to other troon grifters, so the tax on those gifts is coming out of their own pockets, leaving them with even less money than before they started grifting.
Not to mention all these donation sites take a little off the top every time you donate. Unless they are one of the super popular few who give less that they receive, they are losing so much money by sending their money around the neighbourhood like this.
I'm not anti-UBI either, it's just that the way this all works out is so stupid. So, so stupid.
Side note, being a mutual supporter-supportee of someone on patreon has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of, just agree to each keep the money you would have donated to the other and avoid the freaking tax.
So, so stupid.
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