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[Puddleduck]

Also a new selfie from a week ago I think
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It's really jarring to see him in daylight... I expect him to screech and turn into a pile of obese ashes.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

It's really jarring to see him in daylight... I expect him to screech and turn into a pile of obese ashes.

I am reminded of my beloved deceased Grandmother's famous potato salads.

Crazy to be that wrinkled in one's early 30s, too. Cross-sex hormones seem to cause incredible aging -- contrary to their mythology, of course ... I wonder if estrogen thins the dermis in men and testosterone thickens the epidermis in women, mimicking the effects of aging.

 

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When I browse Kevin's Twitter to look for content to archive, I'm reminded why I don't browse Kevin's Twitter to look for content to archive.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

You're right, I should know that. However whales are much more graceful, intelligent and useful than this amoeba will ever be.

that's a gross disservice to amoebas; unlike your man here, many species of amoeba can build their own houses from bits of sand, despite consisting of a single cell, and having no brain or nervous system

 

[Iron Hamster]

i see kevin and friends bring up this talking point a lot - that they do in fact have periods

To be fair............he usually does use periods at the end of his sentences.

I would amend my comment but I literally can't think of an animal that is as unlikable or as fat as Kevin

That's easy

 

[Miss Misery]

i think it's safe to add menstruation to his coomer brain fetishes.

Fucking troons.

First off, if you magically woke up a cis girl your pain tolerance would likely be higher.

Secondly, not all women have serious pain/cramps during their period.

Third, very very few women who have issues with the sight of blood can't deal with their menstrual fluid. Because it's not the same as blood.

But because they're not actually women but men with fetishes, they don't know any of these things.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I am reminded of my beloved deceased Grandmother's famous potato salads.

Crazy to be that wrinkled in one's early 30s, too. Cross-sex hormones seem to cause incredible aging -- contrary to their mythology, of course ... I wonder if estrogen thins the dermis in men and testosterone thickens the epidermis in women, mimicking the effects of aging.

I often wonder what the sudden decrease in testosterone with corresponding increase in estrogen does to the male body. I know that T is often key in bone growth, and why low-T males or men who have sudden T loss seem to have poor frames. Regardless, the sudden shock of getting an adult body's worth of hormones raging through your system without the slow buildup of adolescence to prep you for it has got to be rough.

Fucking troons.

First off, if you magically woke up a cis girl your pain tolerance would likely be higher.

Secondly, not all women have serious pain/cramps during their period.

Third, very very few women who have issues with the sight of blood can't deal with their menstrual fluid. Because it's not the same as blood.

But because they're not actually women but men with fetishes, they don't know any of these things.

Let's face it, if MtF troons understood female biology, they wouldn't flounce around as if getting their dicks inverted was the solution to all their problems.

 

[farttpott]

Also a new selfie from a week ago I think
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fucking hell you could grow potatoes in that forehead. he even looks bad for a mid-30s dude

 

[Easy Peasy]

Fucking troons.

First off, if you magically woke up a cis girl your pain tolerance would likely be higher.

Secondly, not all women have serious pain/cramps during their period.

Third, very very few women who have issues with the sight of blood can't deal with their menstrual fluid. Because it's not the same as blood.

But because they're not actually women but men with fetishes, they don't know any of these things.

this always gets me. The whole menstruation thing is the shedding of the uterine lining. No uterus, no period/menstruation. Stomach cramps and the shits because you're fucking up your body with horse piss hormones is not the same as a period. Dumb fucks

 

[Billy Herrington]

Also a new selfie from a week ago I think
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Guy needs a skincare routine real bad, holy shit.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Am I the only one who thinks Kev has some kind of blur applied to his outdoor picture? As bad as his skin looks (especially the forehead), the cheeks and nose are too smooth. Usually texture shows more in outdoor lighting. Maybe his camera was affected by the bright light and washed out some of the details -- but if that is the case, in real life it must look like the grand canyon runs through his forehead.

So, the recycling thing might make more sense if they were just approved to be a private contractor for recycling. Financially, though, that probably makes it worse. How many people are going to want to hire troons with horse trailers to haul stuff away? And if they do, it will be because they undercut anyone else on the price by a large margin. Honestly, best case scenario is that they break even. I can't see any way for this to be profitable.

I wonder what precautions they have to take for covid or other possible contaminants. People can and will put all kinds of things into recycling that shouldn't be there -- even if you give them guidelines. Or they put the right things, but don't prepare them properly -- like not rinsing out cans or bottles.

And who is going to handle billing/customer service? Please let Kev be customer service.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Am I the only one who thinks Kev has some kind of blur applied to his outdoor picture? As bad as his skin looks (especially the forehead), the cheeks and nose are too smooth. Usually texture shows more in outdoor lighting. Maybe his camera was affected by the bright light and washed out some of the details -- but if that is the case, in real life it must look like the grand canyon runs through his forehead.

So, the recycling thing might make more sense if they were just approved to be a private contractor for recycling. Financially, though, that probably makes it worse. How many people are going to want to hire troons with horse trailers to haul stuff away? And if they do, it will be because they undercut anyone else on the price by a large margin. Honestly, best case scenario is that they break even. I can't see any way for this to be profitable.

I wonder what precautions they have to take for covid or other possible contaminants. People can and will put all kinds of things into recycling that shouldn't be there -- even if you give them guidelines. Or they put the right things, but don't prepare them properly -- like not rinsing out cans or bottles.

And who is going to handle billing/customer service? Please let Kev be customer service.

Eh, I'm gonna go with washout for his nose and cheek texture. Depending on light color, angle, subject skin color, and resolution of photography equipment, it can de-texturize certain areas while over-texturizing others. Not that the poor bastard isn't uglier than a sack of hammers, but in this case it's just a shitty phone camera and awful lighting that's not doing him any favors. Likely he doesn't have much experience shooting outside either.

For most private contract work, you have to eat much of the expenses for the first contract period, then when it comes to renew you can bump up your prices to something more reasonable. This might be their long-term strategy, but the Tranch is so disastrously bad at long-term planning that I think they just focuses on undercutting the competition and didn't think beyond that.

 

[RIP Tranch]

Looks like this is the reporter who'll be writing the woke puff piece about the ranch.

ps can someone tell me why screenshots are getting squashed?

To no one's surprise, Penny appears to be keeping the ranch running in crutches while Kevie's cooming in bed.

 

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Am I the only one who thinks Kev has some kind of blur applied to his outdoor picture? As bad as his skin looks (especially the forehead), the cheeks and nose are too smooth. Usually texture shows more in outdoor lighting. Maybe his camera was affected by the bright light and washed out some of the details -- but if that is the case, in real life it must look like the grand canyon runs through his forehead.

Looks perfectly nasty to me. But just for you, here's a sharpened image better demonstrating how he looks kind of like a pinkish piece of a beef jerky. As now more clearly visible, his nose has noticeable blackheads and his cheeks are equally as pocked and sallow as the rest of him.

Thanks to this, I now noticed those nasty spooge stains in the lens of his glasses. Congratulations on another wonderful selfie, Kevin!

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Looks like this is the reporter who'll be writing the woke puff piece about the ranch.
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ps can someone tell me why screenshots are getting squashed?

To no one's surprise, Penny appears to be keeping the ranch running in crutches while Kevie's cooming in bed.
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Haha, loser. The average animu titty gimmick twitter has more followers than that.

Looks perfectly nasty to me. But just for you, here's a sharpened image better demonstrating how he looks kind of like a pinkish piece of a beef jerky. As now more clearly visible, his nose has noticeable blackheads and his cheeks are equally as pocked and sallow as the rest of him.

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Thanks to this, I now noticed those nasty spooge stains in the lens of his glasses. Congratulations on another wonderful selfie, Kevin!

Opening this image in full view caused my browser to slow down.

 

[Cool Spot]

His skin looks like a Thomas' English muffin.

All those nooks and crannies.

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

this always gets me. The whole menstruation thing is the shedding of the uterine lining. No uterus, no period/menstruation. Stomach cramps and the shits because you're fucking up your body with horse piss hormones is not the same as a period. Dumb fucks

Before the internet was infested with trannies I had An online friend (04ish)that did the what I now know to be typical tranny thing. Started a fund raiser for something, bailed on it, and then said the money was for a sex change. Pretty shit, and then I hear they’re claiming to have periods from their ass. then seeing this isn’t an isolated thing just god damn.

also my understanding of most hormones that if they took shots they wouldn’t fuck their bodies up as much as most are like poison for your stomach. If everyone in the tranch switched to shooting their hormones they could all get infections and wrap this up a bit quicker.

 

[Easy Peasy]

His skin looks like a Thomas' English muffin.

All those nooks and crannies.

And greasy enough to look buttered

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Maybe they're just planning to be another fee for service option. Pay us $20 and we'll get rid of your old fridge/sofa/TV etc. Which of course begs the question what will they do with the stuff they collect, and where will they store it before shipping it on.

I've got two theories. Either their going to burn the cardboard and bury the rest. Or they're going to outsource the actual recycling part of the business.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I've got two theories. Either their going to burn the cardboard and bury the rest. Or they're going to outsource the actual recycling part of the business.

Further contamination of the ground water is surely going to endear them to the local populace.
We might even get an update to that "TRANNIES MURDERED THIS YEAR" list.

STILL NOT TROONSPHOBIA THO.