Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Sarah Connor]

I Have No Dick And I Must Coom

Could you imagine living in this situation? Not being able to do anal because it gives you "body dysphoria" and so you get SRS (this is not the sole reason for getting surgery, but it's one of the factors). Turns out you also can't have sex in your new surgically modified hole because it's too tight. Now that you can't have sex in the hole you got surgery for, you say "meh, I guess I can deal with taking it up my butt" but you've been taking hormones so the only pleasure you would get out of anal sex is now completely out of the question. You've completely lost the ability to coom.

 

[OttoWest]

COPE

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Bonnie gonna force you to use the correct pronouns at gun point bigot

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I for one am looking forward to Kevin’s Anal Saga: The Prolapsening.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Could you imagine living in this situation? Not being able to do anal because it gives you "body dysphoria" and so you get SRS (this is not the sole reason for getting surgery, but it's one of the factors). Turns out you also can't have sex in your new surgically modified hole because it's too tight. Now that you can't have sex in the hole you got surgery for, you say "meh, I guess I can deal with taking it up my butt" but you've been taking hormones so the only pleasure you would get out of anal sex is now completely out of the question. You've completely lost the ability to coom.

Kevin never had dysphoria. He just a coomer who thought he'd coom harder with a vag installed. The reason he's open (hurr hurr) to doing anal is because he basically ran out of options.

Let's hope whatever he sticks in there doesn't rip the wall to the neovag, because that would (literally) be a shitshow.

 

[Cool Spot]

I love how the gif of gushing running brown water is synonymous with the amhole.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Kevin never had dysphoria. He just a coomer who thought he'd coom harder with a vag installed. The reason he's open (hurr hurr) to doing anal is because he basically ran out of option.

Let's hope whatever he sticks in there doesn't rip the wall to the neovag, because that would (literally) be a shitshow.

Kevin probably watched too much sissy hypno and thought it was real.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Kevin never had dysphoria. He just a coomer who thought he'd coom harder with a vag installed. The reason he's open (hurr hurr) to doing anal is because he basically ran out of options.

Let's hope whatever he sticks in there doesn't rip the wall to the neovag, because that would (literally) be a shitshow.

hence why I put it in quotation marks. AGPs have this strange mindset that somehow inverting their genitals is going to make them reach insane levels of "gender euphoria" when in reality they're doing the opposite. I'm certain that every troon on twitter that has undergone SRS has been lying about the awesome "orgasms" and "euphoria" they've been able to achieve since getting the surgery, thus encouraging more people to get SRS and having the cycle repeat.
I can't be half assed to find it, but I'm pretty sure in the OP there's a screenshot of someone tweeting "is SRS a good idea if you have a castration fetish?" and Kevvie responding "of course :p why do you think I got vaginoplasty?"

 

[Law]

Kevin probably watched too much sissy hypno and thought it was real.

@CheesyBoy attended an orgy because of what he or she (sorry Cheesy, can't tell if your one of the beta boyfriends or the fat girls) saw in porn. People absolutely make poor choices based on porn. Although cutting off your dick and balls to coom harder is quite a doozy.

 

[CheesyBoy]

@CheesyBoy attended an orgy because of what he or she (sorry Cheesy, can't tell if your one of the beta boyfriends or the fat girls) saw in porn. People absolutely make poor choices based on porn. Although cutting off your dick and balls to coom harder is quite a doozy.

I was neither. I'm just a socially awkward weirdo who thought it was a surefire way to get laid. I got to watch other guys' girlfriends get gangbanged while they sat in a corner watching guys without microdicks please their whale, with none of the shame of being a cuck.

 

[retard strength]

Had "sex" unsuccessfully twice in 365 days while surrounded by sick dying animals: 'I am having SO MUCH transfemme polyam sex, holy shit!!!!'

The classiest of women.

 

[Law]

As we continue to scale the summit of cope mountain, I'd like to point out some more troonic paradoxes:

I have way more sex than everyone else! If you criticize me, you're just a jealous incel!
VS
I've had sex twice in the past year cause my surgically modified dick won't work and my home is too crowded.

I have 40 girlfriends! More is better!
VS
None of us have time for each other, we're all unsatisfied.

Transfemme polycules are loving, healthy and stable relationships! If you have doubts, you're just a bigot!
VS
Holy shit do I even have to say it? Just read the thread.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I got to watch other guys' girlfriends get gangbanged while they sat in a corner watching guys without microdicks please their whale, with none of the shame of being a cuck.

That sounds like the end of a good greentext.

 

[Cool Spot]

That "I'm Trooning Out" song that's on the front page with the photo of Jim Sterling in a wig I think was made to be set to a montage of Kev's greatest photos and moments.

 

[lfaw]

it may have only been two times, but quality over quantity!! it was the most gender euphoric experience and he had five (5) female orgasms. die mad, chuds. you'll never experience this world!!

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

I'd put money on anal being a terrible experience for Kev and whoever decides to take that health risk, but think it's 50/50 he'll admit it wasn't great. Gotta keep up appearances. It's not just the prep involved, but you also don't just pound away and hope for the best. Double that with the weird soft wedge dick his girl daddy has, it's going to do nothing for him. I'm sure they'll try toys but with MtF SRS there's a very real risk of rupturing internal walls, although it sounds like Kev's developed a nice padding of keloid armor.

 

[mooey]

Wedge is gonna have brown chunks blown all over his cheese dick. They'll use the gunk from the Amhole as lube.

 

[Law]

He seems to really be chafing at the overcrowded state of the Am Ranch. How many troons are there now? Also if he's in a polycule with his two bed-mates, surely he can have sex with one while the other is there? Are there some stray troons curled up under the Transformers shelf, and their stares make him nervous? Does mistress Penny have her own room, while warehousing her subs the way she warehouses her livestock?
Rate me Islamic, but imagine the smell!

 

[Cool Spot]

I thought that I was way overdue to draw a Kevin portrait, so please enjoy:

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Does mistress Penny have her own room, while warehousing her subs the way she warehouses her livestock?

She's not stupid enough to leave Kevin out in the cold because then she'd have nobody to boss around.

 

[Cool Spot]

I thought that I was way overdue to draw a Kevin portrait, so please enjoy:

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Also, have another.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I'd put money on anal being a terrible experience for Kev and whoever decides to take that health risk, but think it's 50/50 he'll admit it wasn't great. Gotta keep up appearances. It's not just the prep involved, but you also don't just pound away and hope for the best. Double that with the weird soft wedge dick his girl daddy has, it's going to do nothing for him. I'm sure they'll try toys but with MtF SRS there's a very real risk of rupturing internal walls, although it sounds like Kev's developed a nice padding of keloid armor.

OwO wat u mean it look so eezy in hentai uWu u just lube up n pound away idk?

Shitposting aside dick might take the necessary steps, he's very well-versed in anal hooks after all, but Kev's too goddamn lazy to do any of that, especially on a regular basis. He's too fucking lazy to keep a daily dilation regimen, for fuck's sake, and getting a stink ditch was his ultimate coom.
They're going to try it exactly once, coom all over twatter dot com about how sensational and incredible and validating and so extremely gay ( ) it was, and never ever try it again.