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Damn you're probably right. I just remembered some furfags who'd give their shark characters those stupid ears.

Man I can't stand furries. Learn to draw the fucking animal, you lazy bastards.
They usually know how, they stare at dog porn all day on e621. BUT, they have to stand out and be special and different because furry culture is about being an attention whore.
Kev needs his own furry transformers OC. That would really tie the knot together. Imagine what kind of art he would commission. He and his "girlfriends" could have a troon foursome ❤️❤️
 
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Colorado has both "Make My Day" and castle doctrine laws, so while the castle doctrine would only cover a domicile the former is similar to "stand your ground" laws and would cover the property as a whole.

Edit: I am wrong. Disregard this, not deleting just letting people know.
 
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It shouldn't surprise me, but I can't stop thinking about the fact that he watches porn while dilating.

We know he's comfortable (if not aroused by) dilating in front of not only roommates, but guests. The tranch is currently enjoying an unprecedented influx of guests.

So, homeboy is airing and/or stretching out the amhole, while watching porn, to an audience of heavily armed retards who traveled all the way to Tranny Waco in order to defend trans rights.

Never change, Kev :heart-full:

Hey now, that guy is also an investigative journalist!

Some fun replies to his investigative journalism that the fash threat is totally legit:
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I know this has probably been stated somewhere here before, but it still boggles my mind that grooming is even possible to this day with the internet being flooded with all these pictures of troons over the years, like the images above. It takes an insane amount of delusion to look at any of these images and say, "Yeah, that's what I wanna become someday". When they look at these images on r/mtf how does the thought never enter their mind that they aren't going to look like a cute anime girl and instead are most likely going to look like this:
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It's worth keeping in mind when thinking about this is that a lot of folks are using troonism as a way (as has been pointed out many times on this site) to never be rejected, be told they're beautiful no matter what, and above all, escape any sort of fucked up shit they're doing, or might have done. It's really easy to groom a bunch of basement dwellers when their entire identity is online to begin with. It's like a weird all encompassing way of being validated on everything a person wants, while also maintaining their anti-social, destructive, autistic behavior(see: any other niche community). To make it even more interesting, no matter what you've done, becoming a troon immediately makes you an ally by default and therefore you're a 'good guy' now, that is of course until the herd turns on you. It's also been used as a fashion statement and that's even more lunacy. Either way, it's interesting watching this great social experiment unfold.
 
pardon the autism/Islam, but the ranch has no bottom surgery requirements. At least a couple Tranchers still have dicks in varying levels of intactness.
well officially I agree with you, they don’t have a requirement, it is important to remember that all the main players on the ranch are postop in someway (according to kevin)

There's still no official word from the news network and the reporter who were allegedly threatened by the evil white supremacists, right? Hm. Maybe they're hiding it. Maybe they're hiding it because they're secret transphobes working with the militia. Maybe the whole news segment was a secret militia gay-op. You can't trust any cissies, not really, they're all against you brave trans women. Who can you trust, Penny? Who can you trust?!
I think it’s completely fake. The amount of blowing this up on social media with absolutely zero evidence from anyone makes me think this is fake. If Penny was to release any death threats he got onto social media I’m pretty sure the Farms will find and dox the culprit in less than a day

Kevin:” i’m actually kind of ugly “

Holy shit is Kevin actually coming to the realization that he’s just an ugly balding ma—-
some rando troon: “ you’re gorgeous”
Kevin: “ I know“

oh never mind.

Kevin, nowhere in the world are you remotely attractive. You’re not even unconventionally attractive. You’re so unattractive that you and your Cabal of loony troons Have had to invent a new type of sexual orientation of being attracted to non-passing trans women
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What happens when Penny can't pay for the hobo camp? What then? Do we then have a bona fide uprising in Troonland?
Pretty funny outcome. They were encouraging trans people to buy RVs and live on the land. I’m sure they think it’s because it has absolutely no cost to the ranch but i’m sure it would come with a huge social cost.
 
but I can't stop thinking about the fact that he watches porn while dilating.
Kevin HATES dilating his messed up amhole. That's probably the reason he watches porn while doing it. It gives him hope for all the nasty shit he can do if he continues dilating. Of course he will never be able to do these things but that's how he is coping (proof = his twitter)
 
I think Kevin's toy addiction is the most disgusting thing about him. He clearly has no interest or expertise in them as a true collector might, nor are they models he likes to build, paint, or actually interact with in any way that could be called a hobby. He KNOWS and has explicitly stated they bring him no joy, that they're a form of copium he takes to fill the empty void in his gaping am hole of a soul. And yet, knowingly, he still buys them purely for that moment of meaningless pleasure you get during the moment of a purchase. It's perhaps the most base and pathetic "hobby" imaginable. No creativity. No mental effort. No self improvement. Not even a pretense of those things, like someone who might do the same with something useful like guns or books.

As far as I know it's the only hobby he has other than coomposting on twitter. And he does it all while begging for money.
 
Colorado has both "Make My Day" and castle doctrine laws, so while the castle doctrine would only cover a domicile the former is similar to "stand your ground" laws and would cover the property as a whole.

Not so, from all my reading up on it:

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Being Bongistan native I don't have working knowledge of any of this, but I can't see any 'self-defence' law working for you when you've actively recruited crazies from different states to 'bash the fash' and openly boasting on Twatter that 'they won't be leaving alive' - that would be a simple case of pre-meditation even an only-just-competent DA could argue, surely?

Happy to be corrected if I'm misunderstanding
 
FINALLY! I have made the illusive George Gramlich/Militia connection! There, on the internet, for all to see - we have the Sipsey Street Irregulars, a Three Percenters blog, reposting a speech that George had written about the founding of his online Sentinel... ...in 2015. So no anti-Trancher rhetoric.

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A second post, directly from George Gramlich, was added in July 2016, talking about a massive anti-gun control Independence Day Parade and gun rights. I guess those Tranchers should thank George for helping to preserve their right to keep all those guns they're toting around. There was also a repost of an article George wrote for the Sentinel about a Patriot's Day Celebration in 2015.

More 3pers

And then that blog shut down in 2016, long before the Tranch was founded.

Goodbye, 3pers
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However, the articles mentioned a number of groups to check into.

The first I looked up was Liberty Action Group of Pueblo West. I found a YouTube video of a speech given to them in Apr 2013 by Erik Rush, and a post on Michelle Morin's blog about their Christmas dinner in 2011 (Boring Conservative Dinner) - and nothing else. One of the organizers seems to have died in 2016 (RIP, poor lady)

There was also the Southern Colorado Patriot's Club, whose last facebook post was in 2014 (Facebook ; archive), so no massacre at Tranch Point plans there. There was a mention of the SCPC in the Sangre de Cristo Sentinel in 2018, with regards to the Independence Day Parade (Parade) so they may still be active, but no longer searchable on the internet. If that's the case, and they're the secret threat hovering over those peaceful troons, one certainly wonders how they're making public threats to Pennywise.

This article about militias in Colorado says that 12 were identified by the SPLC, and 11 of those were affiliated with the Three Percenters. (Be Scared of Men With Guns!), but all my 3per searches have failed to come up with threats to the Tranch, which leaves us back with the conundrum of how the Tranch knows these threats are being made if they aren't findable on the internet.

Just because it also came up in the search results, I looked at the page for the Tea Party Patriots, and they also had nothing about the Tranchers (Coming up blank)

There seems to be a lack of conservative/militia presence on the major social media sites, almost as if they were made unwelcome and headed elsewhere. I might check Gab and Minds tomorrow to see if George has a presence there, but I'm still at absolute zero for online threats to poor Penny and his harem.
 
I would love to know what all these fat out-of-shape volunteers eager to go LARP as testosterone-fueled army men actually witnessed at Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

Did the ENEMY SIGHTINGS dry up immediately once they got there? Did they care? Was Phil's "just trust me, bro" evidence a good enough excuse to play soldier for a weekend? Was anyone that went actually, sincerely, expecting a threat and then let down at what a farce it all is? Were they fed Hot Pockets and Cereal for their service, or did they have to buy their own food?
 
I know this has probably been stated somewhere here before, but it still boggles my mind that grooming is even possible to this day with the internet being flooded with all these pictures of troons over the years, like the images above. It takes an insane amount of delusion to look at any of these images and say, "Yeah, that's what I wanna become someday". When they look at these images on r/mtf how does the thought never enter their mind that they aren't going to look like a cute anime girl and instead are most likely going to look like this:
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Even in these Wu Flu-ridden times there's a damn lot of people filled with unwarranted optimism. Troons might think "well every single one of them turned out hideous, but I'm gonna be the first one to pass away a year into my transition!" or "I just might get a very good crotch butcher who's going to make me into zheir masterpiece" or anything else along those lines.
There's also an ungodly amount of post-troonsition copium in these circles - you must have seen the "IF I ONLY STARTED A YEAR EARLIER" or "IF ONLY I TOOK A LARGER DOSE OF CHINESE HORSE PISS PILLS" posts on twatter. They're convinced nothing is their own fault, the Whole World is responsible for everything, they're victims and so it's all right, everybody owes them everything now.

It really is a hell of an existence.
 
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