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[AMHOLIO]

Pastrami guy (who I'm not even sure is a real person),

Tiny bit of research on pastrami man:

Spoiler: I think he's real

He's new to activism:

He's like us:

Here's one of his coping strategies:

He has a GF:

He grew up poor:

He's cis:

Posting since the end of 2020, December, but I can't be assed to go through all his tweets. Huge spike of activity in the past few days, but again, he's made/retweeted/replied 1,300 tweets. Seems to be located in CO and follows several Antifa acounts. I think he's just a far left guy who doesn't give his info out online, making him smarter than the rest of the tranch combined. Whether it's because he's far left and doesn't want police to dox him or not is anyone's guess. Seems to just be smarter than the tranch in general as he made peace with others instead of escalating.

Also, supply drop:

 

[White Devil]

I think that's a cheaper hunting optic NV. Certainly not a set of NODs, which these idiots wouldn't be able to use effectively anyway.

 

[moonchild]

Bonnie wearing the mega milk shirt again anime girls have rotted the brains of a generation

No comment

I know it's a fetish and he does it to coom, but does a grown adult really get that much enjoyment out of reading children's books and playing with children's toys? like if you check the amazon wishlist he posted, literally there's almost nothing targeted towards adults on it. I don't think Kevin has read a book without pictures in his life

 

[AMHOLIO]

Bonnie trash his mom again.

The expanded Paul lore does make me sympathize with him. He seems to have come from a rougher home and definitely had a duplicitous good to him bad for other children pedo dad. You can be chummy with your parents if they abused you and only later become antagonistic when separated from them for a while. On the other hand, Paulnnie is an insane trigger happy man who can barely keep the ranch working for and is callous to others. We only know it from his view, not say his siblings because they aren't exceptional online.

Edit: forgot to say, he looks a bit like his mom except obviously masculine with a hard chin of a trucker.

I wouldn't be surprised if he did have mild asthma, it's common enough, but I'm sure the fat is due to stress and bad lifestyle choices (unhealthy food). He's on a fucking farm, he shouldn't have the build of a 40 year old trucker with a beergut and mooseknuckles in mom jeans.

 

[Blasterisk]

Somebody getting that much ammo for free makes me want to inform you all that I am a TRUE and HONEST wamman who, uh, is being assaulted RIGHT NOW. Pls send 5.56 thx

 

[Law]

oh my fucking lord. The only people I know that use the word spook in that context are Anti-Civs. Look them up on twitter if you wanna see that insanity, but they are overwhelmingly terrible people, lots of pedos too.

I think that Jarrod is, in fact, an Anti-Civ.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Somebody getting that much ammo for free makes me want to inform you all that I am a TRUE and HONEST wamman who, uh, is being assaulted RIGHT NOW. Pls send 5.56 thx

On its way kween, my tugboat just came in and I am ready to support STRONG BEAUTIFUL TENACIOUS WOMEN (as long as they're not boring cis).

Edit: @Law your attachment broke king.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I think that Jarrod is, in fact, an Anti-Civ.
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That is a pretty widely held lefty belief.
They hate every qualifier that would put the west or east asia in a superior light to cannibal tribes.
Industrial man bad.

 

[Law]

Have some more unhinged posts from Anarcha Warrior Femme Josie:

Jarrod has had a deathwish for quite some time.

Jarrod's lofty visions of pirate utopias are rudely interrupted by his caring, supportive family. Call your sister, Jarrod!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What... what are you doing with bongs? That’s not where they go dude.

I was talking about the massive 20 inch dildo, but it honestly wouldn't surprise me if he did try and fuck a bong.

I haven't read The Conquest of Bread, but I'm sure Kropotkin didn't mean ”sperging on Twitter” when he talked about mutual aid.

> Tenacious Unicron ranch

That says it all.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

Nothing validates a True and Honest Woman like a sniper rifle.
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Gee Bon, its almost like bra cup sizes werent meant to correspond to people with barrel chests and large rib cages. Almost like... they werent meant for your body type? I wonder why?

(*insert quip about fast moving thread here*)

 

[Old Fart]

That couch looks pretty rank.

I think you may be smelling its inhabitant.

It honestly looks like his index finger got amputated.

He used it for dilating and it caught gangrene.

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If only you knew...

 

[Jacques Strap]

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If only you knew...

I don't think I've ever seen such contempt in a dog's eyes before
It's not anger, it's just disgust

 

[Old Fart]

I don't think I've ever seen such contempt in a dog's eyes before
It's not anger, it's just disgust

Defeat.

 

[Law]

Gee Bon, its almost like bra cup sizes werent meant to correspond to people with barrel chests and large rib cages. Almost like... they werent meant for your body type? I wonder why?

(*insert quip about fast moving thread here*)

Troonic cleavage canyons are very funny to me. No matter what they do their moobs always end up in different zipcodes. Even implants can't stop it.

 

[chickenbutt]

I've been looking around for political commentary podcasts that aren't *too* partisan (hard to find these days TBH), tried listening to the latest episode of The Worst Year Ever because it looked interesting... what do you know, five minutes in and the first thing they do is uncritically advertise the latest Tranch grift "they just want to live their lives while being threatened by right wing bigots!"

God, fuck clownworld. Why is everyone so fucking stupid.

 

[Meiwaku]

Also some new lore. Kevin is engaged to penis! Tranch wedding when??!?

 

[the khat quaffer]

Have some more unhinged posts from Anarcha Warrior Femme Josie:
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Jarrod has had a deathwish for quite some time.
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Jarrod's lofty visions of pirate utopias are rudely interrupted by his caring, supportive family. Call your sister, Jarrod!

Jesus Christ, I feel SO bad for the family.

I'm sorry Mary, your son is lost. It's over. Leftism, an ultra tolerant society, and sonic the hedgehog/my little pony have perverted him.

I'm sure any mother would have had an easier time hearing her son had been mugged and shot in a seedy back alley.

 

[Meiwaku]

The retard who made the tranch plates also makes ugly ass knives from aluminum and copper recycled materials. Penis RT'd some and my autism peaked.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Jesus Christ, I feel SO bad for the family.

I'm sorry Mary, your son is lost. It's over. Leftism, an ultra tolerant society, and sonic the hedgehog/my little pony have perverted him.

I'm sure any mother would have had an easier time hearing her son had been mugged and shot in a seedy back alley.

"Dead but still walking" is a hard, hard condition. My love goes out to them.

Also lol at Kevkev and Penny ever getting married. I think its just the polite way of saying mistress, but I could be wrong. God did Kev's ex dodge a bullet.