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[Rainbow Frog Army]

Two sprit is a made-up term that was created in 1990 in English and then translated into Ojibwe specifically for Gay Indians; it was expanded to include "trans" Natives much later. Historically, the "two spirit" concept is mostly only found in Algonquian-speaking cultures. Anyone who is not a member of those tribes is talking out of their ass.

And as for Black transwomen, my preliminary research has shown that most Black MTFs are HSTS, not AGP, and very few are sex offenders, unlike the white MTFs, who are mostly AGPs... and more than half of them are sex offenders.

Thinking all Native American tribes share a culture is only slightly less absurd than expecting all of Asia to share a culture. The history of the term, though, is a bit more complex--it was intended as a replacement English translation of the Native American term(s) it covers. The original word used in English was 'berdache' which started out as a slur for...well...sissy exclusively-receptive homosexual man.

It fell out of use pretty much because, well, in every other context, calling somebody berdache would be fighting words.

(Incidentally, we got 'enby' as part of this: They were very concerned that there was no Western terms for third gender people, so...they created one. Yay.)

None of these terms ever meant troons. Troons are just really big on appropriation, when you get down to it.

 

[deso2y]

I would go further and say the majority of troons in the world are white men, it does seems to be a predomimantly weestern thing. As much as the trans community like to say its a big thing in other countries and has been for centuries in most cases its them either twisting the truth (for centuries there were women who pretended to be men so they could practise medicine and other professions, this doesnt make them trans) or taking cultural cases like the Hijra's and stating this is an example of transgenderism when in fact most are just ostrazided effminite gay men (intersex members are in the minority) but again if you look this up on sites like wikipedia the amount of false shit and re writing history thats there I cant blame people for not knowing this.

This perfectly sums up the situation , the AGP transbian is a western incel thing (I've seen some non-western troons explaining "being women" as being attracted to men and being into stereotypically feminine things so it's safe to say they were HSTS), ironically a lot of the non-western troons hate gay men

 

[In the Sick of It]

Take your non-Kevin related tranny sperging here https://kiwifarms.net/threads/general-transgender-discussion-thread.63637/

 

[Miss Misery]

The original word used in English was 'berdache' which started out as a slur for...well...sissy exclusively-receptive homosexual man.

(Pssst, it was actually a French word.)

 

[Spunt]

These assholes are seriously out here trying to compare prime rib to a rotten hamburger you found in a dumpster trying to say they're the same thing.

I think a better analogy is sewing together a rotting heap of chicken viscera into a rough approximation of a steak's shape, colouring it brown with a crayon, then trying to get anyone who won't both eat it and declare it to be steak removed from society.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

(Pssst, it was actually a French word.)

(Which merely meant you sounded like an educated asshole, still was used as the word for 'em in English because since it was lifted from French you wouldn't need to write it was dashes in print like you'd have to write p---y f----t . Still meant you got shit like a 19th-20th century proto-incel who just found out that some Native American limp-wristed dude in a dress was getting more pussy than he was.)

Though it says a lot about the universe that some Native American pussy faggot in the old days could wear a dress & be very femme and still get more pussy than Kev. I'm actually very surprised just from Kev's overall incel-ness that he even got to where there was a pregnancy scare with his pre-trooning fiancée in the first place; I kind of suspect she may have been (prior to Kev) the type who just has to be in a relationship & is terrified of being single. Having run into a few examples of that type, it's...not really that surprising to know somebody who comes off as having been an incel did have a girlfriend at some point. About the only way to not be able to land that type of woman is failure to try...or trooning out.

I'm pretty sure that on some level, Kev trooned out with this weird fantasy that there's be uwu lesbians and transbians just lining up to munch on the amhole. A lot of the cope has the flavor of somebody who has found out that what they thought was going to be a massive pussy magnet is...very much not, but they're stuck with it for life now. Maybe Kev's Plan C is to hope that if enough more troons are recruited, eventually one will be desperate enough for sex to touch Kev's amhole?

 

[Old Fart]

Kevin finally seems to have discovered that setting his Twitter private will make this thread derail faster than the Eschede ICE.

Never thought he had it in him
because how could it ever fit?

 

[moonchild]

kevin really is every AGP troon stereotype. So much so that’s it’s honestly offensive in how lazy of a stereotype it is. I can’t think of a single stereotype Kevin doesn’t fall into. That’s why we love him

He's not a computer science troon because that actually requires work

 

[Great President of McHell]

He's not a computer science troon because that actually requires work

Come to think of it Kevin really has no hobbies or talents outside of Vidya and Consoom. Before he trooned out he at least made mediocre art semi-regularly but even that has dwindled to almost nothing in recent years. Pre-troon Kevin even put the effort into tabling at conventions a couple of times, can you imagine modern Kevryn putting the effort into something like that again?

Heres a guy who doesn't have to work, has all his needs taken care of and is sitting on a cushy inheritance to boot. He has all the time and money in the world to refine a skill or pursue a passion and he wastes this incredibly rare opportunity pissing his days away on twitter and buying plastic junk. He doesn't even have the motivation to dilate the rapidly sealing amhole anymore.

Here is a challenge for you Kiwis, name an interest of Kevin's that isn't Consoomer, Coomer or SJW related. My Semper Fi to anyone who can come up with one.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Here is a challenge for you Kiwis, name an interest of Kevin's that isn't Consoomer, Coomer or SJW related. My Semper Fi to anyone who can come up with one.

Sleeping, eating, and shitting

 

[spider egg salad]

Here is a challenge for you Kiwis, name an interest of Kevin's that isn't Consoomer, Coomer or SJW related.

Abusing the animals that are unfortunate enough to exist in the same space as him.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Sleeping, eating, and shitting

Idk about the second one, bro. Keevo is in to inflation shit after all.
Edit: Maybe his """girlfriend""" will introduce him to scat later. Who knows...

 

[Law]

These assholes are seriously out here trying to compare prime rib to a rotten hamburger you found in a dumpster trying to say they're the same thing.

Another Kiwi described it as the Great Pacific Garbage Patch being compared to Tahiti. Made me almost spit out my coffee.

As for non-coomer/consoomer interests, you could maybe go out on an extremely charitable limb and say that Kevin is interested in animals or pets? He sometimes posts about petting the Tranch's cats.
He also has seething resentment as a hobby?
Oof, you're right mate, I got nothing.
Kevin, when you inevitably read this, learn to knit or something.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Here is a challenge for you Kiwis, name an interest of Kevin's that isn't Consoomer, Coomer or SJW related.

To his credit he's a regular reader of the Farms.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

To his credit he's a regular reader of the Farms.

So when is he making his "long time lurker, first time poster" debut so we can get the coveted "Infested" tag?

 

[Law]

To his credit he's a regular reader of the Farms.

I hope this counts as an interesting hobby, so I can be slightly less of a loser.

Learning to knit or spin would be pretty obvious considering our boy lives on an Alpaca fiber farm. Learning to cook or bake is another obvious one, since he's inside all day and I'm sure his compatriots are tired of sausage grease heaps and bowls of Velveeta. He could try star gazing or astronomy cause he lives in a great area for it, or take up shooting since his dome home is literally full of guns. He could get his crusty wierdo friend Ash Coyote to teach him filmmaking or editing. He could paint or mod his toys. I think rural Colorado would be a great spot for photography, hiking, 4-wheelers, or identifying plants and birds.
I guess he smokes weed? He could drink with Jarrod, who has been known to grease the wheels of his coming mental breakdown with whiskey.
Does the time he spends on the elliptical count as a passion for fitness?

 

[s0mbra]

Another Kiwi described it as the Great Pacific Garbage Patch being compared to Tahiti. Made me almost spit out my coffee.

As for non-coomer/consoomer interests, you could maybe go out on an extremely charitable limb and say that Kevin is interested in animals or pets? He sometimes posts about petting the Tranch's cats.
He also has seething resentment as a hobby?
Oof, you're right mate, I got nothing.
Kevin, when you inevitably read this, learn to knit or something.

The pets are nothing but more toys to him. He just wants their love on his terms but would never clean their litterbox, brush them, feed them proper nutrition, play with them etc, and gets pissed when cats do cat things. They are props to him. The only time he ever sees the alpacas is through his window when he just so happens to look outside and only wants to play with the cute baby animals until they lose their newness to him (what happened to that lamb anyway?) So I couldn't even say he is even remotely interested in animals (other than sexualizing them)

 

[Law]

Is grifting and begging a hobby?

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

His one true passion is playing make-believe.

 

[glib]

I hope this counts as an interesting hobby, so I can be slightly less of a loser.

Learning to knit or spin would be pretty obvious considering our boy lives on an Alpaca fiber farm. Learning to cook or bake is another obvious one, since he's inside all day and I'm sure his compatriots are tired of sausage grease heaps and bowls of Velveeta. He could try star gazing or astronomy cause he lives in a great area for it, or take up shooting since his dome home is literally full of guns. He could get his crusty wierdo friend Ash Coyote to teach him filmmaking or editing. He could paint or mod his toys. I think rural Colorado would be a great spot for photography, hiking, 4-wheelers, or identifying plants and birds.
I guess he smokes weed? He could drink with Jarrod, who has been known to grease the wheels of his coming mental breakdown with whiskey.
Does the time he spends on the elliptical count as a passion for fitness?

All i can think about is how hard everything is for someone who has a literal wound.
This is the primary thing that makes this horrifying for me. I can understand mentally deranged people who "think" they're something they're not.
I can't imagine how you'd want to go through life with an intentional disability. Hurting your body so you can socially present yourself a certain way is nothing compared to not being able to go out and survive in nature, or be active.