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But hasn't he been endlessly saying how wonderful his tiddies are and how HRT has like, totally transformed him into a hot wimmins.

How come he's now wetting his wide panties about implants?

As much entertainment as this thread provides you pretty much know every single utterance of Kev's is plot lead. He just says whatever the fuck puts him in the best light at that particular moment. He's vacuity personified.
 
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I was going to say he probably meant laughing gas, but I've never seen anyone besides a dentist use that. I'd pay to be a fly on the wall then, because his "panic attack" was either one of two extremes: a complete lie as he drifted off to sleep without so much as a peep, or a completely forced and played-out drama recital complete with flailing and screaming while he tries to play out all the disorders he thinks he has.
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Sometimes when someone is going under, their view might be they are flailing around but the staff/doctor just sees a few twitches in their limbs. You genuinely did think you were kicking and screaming and such but in reality all you could muster were a few little jerks that the staff may of not even really noticed.

EDIT: Of course Wedge is a massive liar so the whole thing may be entirely made up.
 
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I was going to say he probably meant laughing gas, but I've never seen anyone besides a dentist use that. I'd pay to be a fly on the wall then, because his "panic attack" was either one of two extremes: a complete lie as he drifted off to sleep without so much as a peep, or a completely forced and played-out drama recital complete with flailing and screaming while he tries to play out all the disorders he thinks he has.
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Gas and air/laughing gas can be used for pain management in circumstances where they don't want to bust out the proper drugs (e.g. you're hurting, but they can't give you opiates because they might need to sedate you for surgery), and/or 'twilight'-type sedation where whatever procedure they're doing is going to hurt but it's not worth properly knocking you out. Even on very mild doses, I'd defy anyone to have a panic attack whilst you're on it - turns your whole brain into very pleasant cotton wool. Yet more stretching of reality from our favourite munchie...
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
Looking forward to Kevryn getting comically large implants. It'll totally be the thing that makes him coom harder than ever before guys!
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future kev
 
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He either needs to break down and do a wig or shave his head and wear scarves or knit caps to go for the "currently getting chemo" look.
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Dude lives on an alpaca ranch that (allegedly) sells yarn; there is no better reasoning to start wearing knit caps. The floppy kind, with room for some autistic pins, for flair.

The time for Kevryn to be performing femininity as an alternative gamer cutie was years, pounds, and inches of hairline ago. If a woman his age were dressing like this, it'd be sad, too.

He needs to take a look around at the "other women" in his age cohort. Not the greasy dudes with cat ears, but all the lumpy, unfulfilled natal women who are pushing 40. Spend some of that Twitter time on Pinterest; it's time to start collecting Pioneer Woman kitchenware, get really into essential oils, and buy a Cricut. Time waits for no man.
 
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Remember folx, when Joe Biden, the ACLU, Amnesty International, the WHO, the APA, and the entire fucking Democratic establishment as well as medical establishment wail and gnash their teeth about "denying trans people life saving healthcare", this is what they're actually talking about:
A grown ass obese hulking man in his 40s with no job, who spends all his money on children's toys, fantasizing about "huge mommy milkers" as he tries and fails to masturbate because we (taxpayers) already paid for him to get his dick chopped off

God this shit is turning me into a conservative
 
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That's sad, huh.

This constant mooching reminds me of Skimpole from Bleak House. Faking a lack of understanding of money matters so people will feel sorry for you and pay your bill.

Harold Skimpole is a friend of Jarndyce "in the habit of sponging his friends" (Nuttall). He is irresponsible, selfish, amoral, and without remorse. He often refers to himself as "a child" and claims not to understand human relationships, circumstances, and society – but actually understands them very well, as he demonstrates when he enlists Richard and Esther to pay off the bailiff who has arrested him on a writ of debt. He believes that Richard and Ada will be able to acquire credit based on their expectations in Jarndyce and Jarndyce and declares his intention to start "honouring" them by letting them pay some of his debts. This character is commonly regarded as a portrait of Leigh Hunt. (wikipedia)
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His collection of crap is worth at least that much.
 
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I don't care how many cow's threads who grift I read I will never not be gobsmacked by the audacity of informing your social circle (which is what Kev thinks Twitter is as pathetic as it may be) that you have a bill so it's time to pay up or retweet until someone does.
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I am guessing that this bill is one of kev's methods of earning money easily from internet strangers.
 
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