Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[DatBepisTho]

I'm a city boy. I know jack shit about farm animals.

But aren't you supposed to take steps to keep them from constantly trying to make kids?

Generally, yeah. Being bred constantly is bad for the female animals and being pestered to mate by the males while pregnant isn't too good for them either.

-Not to mention mature male animals can be aggressive toward and potentially hurt the offspring already on mom's teats as well.

Spoiler: Further farm sperg

To prevent this people either castrate their non breeding males and/or isolate the studs in a special pen just for them. It does get costly, but it's also better than having all your females overbred, babies stomped, and pastures overpopulated/overgrazed.
A cheaper option would be to sell off all the males once they're weened so you don't have to bother with the extra fencing or castration.

It's just too much exhausting effort for our fine laydees to take care of the land, much less manage their herds and flocks.

Also Kevin thinks the mounting is gay and not animals establishing and expressing domination over one another. Fucking dumbass.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I love how the outside "buildings" on the tranch look like what a bunch of lazy dudebros would build if they went innawoods camping for a week. Plus getting high.
Because that is exactly what the tranch is. Except the dudebro part. Dudebros get laid and are fun to hang out with.

 

[Law]

Chimamanda's anti-woke stuff is perceptive and insightful. I can't believe that American wokeness and gender-nonsense has gotten to Lagos, of all places. I hope it stays north of the Zambezi.
I also think troons hate her cause she's black but they can't use her as a shield or a prop, and she's a famous writer (they're jealous cause they think their Tweets about furry porn with 4 likes merit the same consideration and acclaim as her books).
Also I do not for one second believe that Kevin and Wedge had mostly female friends growing up. We know Kevin was a 4-chan loving shut-in and Wedge was slowly losing his mind in a wierd Christian sect. If they had actual female friends growing up maybe they would've realized that women are human, liking makeup and the color pink doesn't make you a woman, and women have experiences that they will never have because they're men.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

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LOL. Wedge, neither you nor the tranchers had 'mostly women friends', or even real friends at all. You don't even have friends now, fatty. I can assure you any woman caught in your orbit previously merely pitied you or was severely messed up herself.

Chimamanda is amazing, check out her site for her side of the story.

My favorite part

Spoiler: She talks about shitty cancel culture and shitty young people

In certain young people today like these two from my writing workshop, I notice what I find increasingly troubling: a cold-blooded grasping, a hunger to take and take and take, but never give; a massive sense of entitlement; an inability to show gratitude; an ease with dishonesty and pretension and selfishness that is couched in the language of self-care; an expectation always to be helped and rewarded no matter whether deserving or not; language that is slick and sleek but with little emotional intelligence; an astonishing level of self-absorption; an unrealistic expectation of puritanism from others; an over-inflated sense of ability, or of talent where there is any at all; an inability to apologize, truly and fully, without justifications; a passionate performance of virtue that is well executed in the public space of Twitter but not in the intimate space of friendship.

I find it obscene.

There are many social-media-savvy people who are choking on sanctimony and lacking in compassion, who can fluidly pontificate on Twitter about kindness but are unable to actually show kindness. People whose social media lives are case studies in emotional aridity. People for whom friendship, and its expectations of loyalty and compassion and support, no longer matter. People who claim to love literature – the messy stories of our humanity – but are also monomaniacally obsessed with whatever is the prevailing ideological orthodoxy. People who demand that you denounce your friends for flimsy reasons in order to remain a member of the chosen puritan class.

People who ask you to ‘educate’ yourself while not having actually read any books themselves, while not being able to intelligently defend their own ideological positions, because by ‘educate,’ they actually mean ‘parrot what I say, flatten all nuance, wish away complexity.’

People who do not recognize that what they call a sophisticated take is really a simplistic mix of abstraction and orthodoxy – sophistication in this case being a showing-off of how au fait they are on the current version of ideological orthodoxy.

People who wield the words ‘violence’ and ‘weaponize’ like tarnished pitchforks. People who depend on obfuscation, who have no compassion for anybody genuinely curious or confused. Ask them a question and you are told that the answer is to repeat a mantra. Ask again for clarity and be accused of violence. (How ironic, speaking of violence, that it is one of these two who encouraged Twitter followers to pick up machetes and attack me.)

And so we have a generation of young people on social media so terrified of having the wrong opinions that they have robbed themselves of the opportunity to think and to learn and to grow.

I have spoken to young people who tell me they are terrified to tweet anything, that they read and re-read their tweets because they fear they will be attacked by their own. The assumption of good faith is dead. What matters is not goodness but the appearance of goodness. We are no longer human beings. We are now angels jostling to out-angel one another. God help us. It is obscene.

I think the only answer to troons claiming to have the same experience as women is for normal women to start saying they know exactly what it's like to be a tranny. Women are "oppressed" in the exact same way trannies are. Start getting those sweet tranny oppression points. I wonder how the troons would react?

It's jarring how eloquent this lady is compared to the fat white men on twitter screeching about muh transphobia. You will never, and you could never, troons.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

He wrote a shitty "lesbians avengers manifesto" on r/actualtroonbians

Spoiler: Long

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I think the aesthetic Wedge is going for here is 1990s punk feminism. If Wedge ever actually met a 1990s punk feminist, I have no doubt she would make Wedge run away sobbing within 5 minutes of their first encounter.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Sorry, weird unqueer bigots, you can't stop gays' desire for children.
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God, whenever Kevin talks politics and social issues I swear, it's like reading something a literal child wrote for his 7th grade social studies paper after he discovered a thesaurus. You can fucking tell Kevie feels SO smart when his faggot word salads come tumbling out his cunt fingers. Him, Wedge, and all the other wokies on twitter always write as if they think their words will be carved into the Statue of Troonberty in Neo New York after the revolution took place.

Stop talking about kids Kevin, you fucking groomer. With your fucking AGP smirk and party city skittle hair. No kids will ever look up to you as an elder or a mentor. You're literally the guy that invites all the "questioning" neighborhood tweens over for a cool hip block party then roofies yourself before anyone even shows up. And then no one shows up.

 

[The Final Troondown]

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say what you want about Kevin, but I think it’s really laudable that he’s using his hair to raise awareness about the western Antarctic ice sheet in real time

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

He wrote a shitty "lesbians avengers manifesto" on r/actualtroonbians

Are you sure that's actually Wedge and not some parody account? Because I refuse to believe that anything that shit is not satire. Plus it genuinely reads like a piece of homophobic propaganda with the we will infiltrate the Christian right part and that weird fixation on sex.

 

[moonchild]

Can you blame him? If I had to go to Denfur, I sure wouldn't leave my hotel room.

my very optimistic hope is that he ends up at a degenerate party, gets offered drugs, takes LSD or shrooms and then has a mental breakdown when for the first time in his life has a moment of self awareness

Wedge Is Mad Part 5 Female genital mutilation Edition.

Chimamanda ngozi adichie is a nigerian feminist who grew up during a civil war and a activist against FGM, she has been canceled by troons for not including them in FGM talk and saying their experience is different than actual women.

Spoiler: Troon lunacy (lot of screen)

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He wrote a shitty "lesbians avengers manifesto" on r/actualtroonbians

Spoiler: Long

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Who would win: a best selling, highly respected author, or sweaty middle-aged neckbeards

They turned the alpacas gay.

Kevin admits he watches the alpacas fuck, in the least surprising news of the day

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Are you sure that's actually Wedge and not some parody account? Because I refuse to believe that anything that shit is not satire. Plus it genuinely reads like a piece of homophobic propaganda with the we will infiltrate the Christian right part and that weird fixation on sex.

100% wedge, he linked his reddit account on his linktree

(She/They) 🎄 Harlequin Adams 🍻 (12 links)

Click here to see all my links, social media, and more!

allmylinks.com

that's how we found his pre-transition pics

HaileyAdamsXXX (u/HaileyAdamsXXX) - Reddit

u/HaileyAdamsXXX:

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r/transtimelines - [NSFW] 3 Years HRT Today

341 votes and 22 comments so far on Reddit

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[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

100% wedge, he linked his reddit account on his linktree

(She/They) 🎄 Harlequin Adams 🍻 (12 links)

Click here to see all my links, social media, and more!

allmylinks.com

that's how we found his pre-transition pics

HaileyAdamsXXX (u/HaileyAdamsXXX) - Reddit

u/HaileyAdamsXXX:

www.reddit.com

r/transtimelines - [NSFW] 3 Years HRT Today

341 votes and 22 comments so far on Reddit

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Well, then I have to congratulate Wedge on creating the best anti lesbian propaganda I have ever seen.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

Well, then I have to congratulate Wedge on creating the best anti lesbian propaganda I have ever seen.

The funniest thing is they're technically HSTS, just a real fuckin ugly one.

 

[0 0]

Of the 3Cs of Kev's Twitter account, today's flavor appears to be "consoom" rather than "coom" or "cope."

Kev might be getting a tattoo from his very favorite children's card game!
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Kevin has posted what might be the world's longest thread about how hard Nintendo vidya is:
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Kev has made the decision to whore himself out for free drinks two months before he actually has to do it. Could he just be LARPing, or is he really this shameless?
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And finally, Kevin has had a brief, shining moment of realization.
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The thing about BOTW is the game has more collectables than you're feasibly expected to find, like one which has almost a thousand of itself spread throughout the world, each with a 5 second cutscene and with puzzles that can take a few minutes. There's so many only so you can easily find them just wandering around, but I can say with complete certainty Kevin is trying to gather all of them. The only reason you even get anything for doing this is clearly because the devs thought "well, we can't just do nothing," so the game literally mocks you for wasting your life by rewarding you with a golden turd which isn't even interactable.

Play the game however you want. But don't sit there and complain because you're torturing yourself for no reason. If the game demanded you punch yourself in the neovagina nearly a thousand times in exchange for a picture of Miyamoto flipping you off, you don't get to whine it's a waste of time when you decide to do it anyway.

Sorry, weird unqueer bigots, you can't stop gays' desire for children.
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They turned the alpacas gay.
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Kevin, you lump, that sign says a benefit of heterosexuality is being able to "make" babies, not "raise" babies.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Kevin, you lump, that sign says a benefit of heterosexuality is being able to "make" babies, not "raise" babies.

Less making + more raising and we wouldn't be in this clownworld mess.

I'll see myself out for that misanthrope joke.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

The face of someone who cooks estrogen in the desert.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Male animals humping is usually a sign of dominance- not sexual attraction. I know Kev's blown out his c00m gland so he assigns human sexuality to everything, but that is still a fucking retarded thing to say. What's this dumb fat nigger who sits around on his ass playing Overwatch and lamenting about his non-existent sex life got to say about raising animals? Just 'cause you threw in some cash into Alpacauschwitz doesn't mean you know shit about animal husbandry Kev.

 

[moonchild]

100% wedge, he linked his reddit account on his linktree

(She/They) 🎄 Harlequin Adams 🍻 (12 links)

Click here to see all my links, social media, and more!

allmylinks.com

that's how we found his pre-transition pics

HaileyAdamsXXX (u/HaileyAdamsXXX) - Reddit

u/HaileyAdamsXXX:

www.reddit.com

r/transtimelines - [NSFW] 3 Years HRT Today

341 votes and 22 comments so far on Reddit

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idk what's the funniest part of wedges reddit history: him posting in /r/cumsluts or him bitching about transphobia in the fucking one piece subreddit

 

[Fetish Roulette]

idk what's the funniest part of wedges reddit history: him posting in /r/cumsluts or him bitching about transphobia in the fucking one piece subreddit

I'm going to go against the grain here and say it's Wedge tripleposting the same article about the Senate introducing a bill to restrict porn on r/sexworkers, r/politics, and r/latestagecapitalism.
This never before seen content of The Wedge also ranks pretty high up there though. It's watermarked, which implies someone would want to steal it? I don't think the precautions were necessary.

Spoiler: You don't want to look at this

Spoiler: No, really. This is your last chance to turn back

EDIT: I take it all back, none of these things are the funniest thing on Wedge's Reddit history. Wedge is also into sex worker witchcraft.

 

[BSC]

Pure unadulterated cope. MFW, as an "unqueer", I'll never know how good the tranny faggots truly have it


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Kevin tweets something oddly relatable for once. It's still painfully ironic coming from King Consoomer himself though.

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Uwu such a dainty little flower. Very kawaii wow

Spoiler: That's a man, baby

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[EnemyStand]

Pure unadulterated cope. MFW, as an "unqueer", I'll never know how good the tranny faggots truly have it
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Kevin tweets something oddly relatable for once. It's still painfully ironic coming from King Consoomer himself though.
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Uwu such a dainty little flower. Very kawaii wow
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Spoiler: That's a man, baby

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Cuddling, to fucking, to grocery shopping? Guess what? Straights do that shit too you cum brained faggot!