Horrorcow Kevin Havens / Alexa Tilbrook - Tale of the Dollfucker

[bawtism]

Married a doll again.

Looks like he may be living in a tent:

Elisabeth at her first day on the job at AlexaTilbrook.com Linux Juggalette Entertainment Development:

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(Me: "Elisabeth, sweetie, Google it.")

Aww... But I don't wanna Google it, Alexa! Tell me what apt-get does!


Okay, Lissie. I'll teach you. For further reference, go here: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/AptGet/Howto, or type 'man apt' at a terminal prompt. To get there, press Ctrl + Alt + T.

APT is an acronym. It stands for Advanced Package Tool. It started off as a tool in Debian, in which Ubuntu is a fork of Debian; as an alternative to the now-deprecated dselect... in which there's an old Debian joke that went...

Quote:
I got touched inappropriately by dselect as a small child and refuse to go near Debian ever again.


Similar tools to APT are DNF in Fedora and Pacman (not the arcade game by Namco) in Arch Linux.

Think of it as Windows Update on steroids. Or, more appropriately, Windows Update and Windows App Store, or Google Play or the Mac OS X/iOS App Store.

It can update your system... PLUS it can install new software WITHOUT the need to search Google and download malware-wrapped installers from C|Net Download.com, or even SourceForge (yes, they still do that).

Don't like fucking with the terminal? Okay then, Elisabeth, try Synaptic! A GTK+ frontend to APT, you can search, download and install new software and perform updates.

Or if you prefer, Ubuntu Software Center.

There's more than one way to skin a cat in Linux.

But, the meat and potatoes of it are:

to install a new package:

sudo apt-get install [packagename]

To refresh the repository information:

sudo apt-get update

To upgrade the system:

sudo apt-get dist-upgrade

To add a new repository from a Launchpad PPA (Personal Package Archive):

sudo add-apt-repository ppa:[ppaname/ppa_path]
(This only applies to Ubuntu. 'add-apt-repository' is not available in Debian.)
sudo apt-get update

See, Elisabeth? It's not too difficult. Now get back to work!

Youtube video played at the virtual wedding reception

By request from my wife, Alexa, Starship, Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now from the Mannequin soundtrack!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Married a doll again.

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Looks like he may be living in a tent:

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Youtube video played at the virtual wedding reception

LOL, he's definitely living in a fucking tent/plastic garbage bag house now. He's officially reach "Van down by the river" territory, but doesn't even have a fucking van - just fuck dolls and a tent. Good.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Married a doll again.

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Looks like he may be living in a tent:

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Youtube video played at the virtual wedding reception

lol I think that's the same site @Roger Rabbit got married on

 

[GS 281]

lol i thought the certificate said sodomized

 

[Slowboat to China]

This guy is such a strange case: creepier and weirder than many other lolcows, but not communicative enough to sustain ongoing discussion. So we get a relatively short thread which only updates when we learn something new and awful. In the space of eleven pages we've seen him turn into a horrifying withered zombie-man, marry more dolls, and decide he was a woman. Now it turns out he's living homeless in a tent with his sex puppets.

It's getting to the point where if I see that the thread's updated, I wonder if he's died.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

I forget, does this guy have any actual programming ability, or does his knowledge end at installing the OS on the HD?

Because in 2017, basically everybody has reformatted a HD, it's like bragging about defragmentating your HD at this point.

 

[Meowthkip]

This guy is such a strange case: creepier and weirder than many other lolcows, but not communicative enough to sustain ongoing discussion. So we get a relatively short thread which only updates when we learn something new and awful. In the space of eleven pages we've seen him turn into a horrifying withered zombie-man, marry more dolls, and decide he was a woman. Now it turns out he's living homeless in a tent with his sex puppets.

It's getting to the point where if I see that the thread's updated, I wonder if he's died.

The Something Awful thread on this guy was pretty bumpin' back in the day, from what I understand.

The guy's a pale, shriveled shadow of his former internet trainwreck glory. Now he's just depressing and makes you contemplate your own mortality.

 

[bawtism]

I forget, does this guy have any actual programming ability, or does his knowledge end at installing the OS on the HD?

His enthusiasm for computers far outpaces his knowledge or ability. I think there was some mention of him writing a basic program in the 1990s.


Here are some more photos from the honeymoon tent:
warning: doll nudity

Spoiler

Here is an unboxing video of his bride. Warning: more doll nudity.

I assume the narrator is mannequinman. From what I can tell he faked his own death.

Kevin does not seem to be keeping up with his tranny clothing here.

 

[repentance]

It's getting to the point where if I see that the thread's updated, I wonder if he's died.

I'm the same, although him being homeless isn't new. He's been homeless because of the dolls on multiple occasions in the past. If he's living in a tent, he's probably totally disengaged from mental health services again though.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The Something Awful thread on this guy was pretty bumpin' back in the day, from what I understand.

The guy's a pale, shriveled shadow of his former internet trainwreck glory. Now he's just depressing and makes you contemplate your own mortality.

The SA thread was a freight train, but there was a lot to dig up in his recent past and he was posting in multiple places online and spent the majority of his time sperging online about dolls, Squeeze, ubutu and his disabled girlfriend (in that order).

Kevin would still be posting lots of content if he had regular internet access. It appears the last ten years he has relied mostly on free library internet access to post and that meant he couldn't visit a lot of his creepy doll forum sites thanks to filters on public computers. He definitely doesn't have an internet connection living in a tent somewhere so we only get drip drop updates of his epic downward spiral, probably only thanks to his welfare phone.

But I also think it's 50/50 he's dead when this thread updates, but I'm also not surprised when the update is just about marrying a new piece of plastic and taking pervy photos of it. The living in a tent gave me a chuckle tho.

 

[Slowboat to China]

I'm the same, although him being homeless isn't new. He's been homeless because of the dolls on multiple occasions in the past. If he's living in a tent, he's probably totally disengaged from mental health services again though.

Ah, of course, I forgot. I think something about the tent photos just really creeped me out. Nothing but garbage and a naked doll ...

 

[Bees]

Jesus Christ check out that nasty pocket pussy. Imagine walking into the ladies' room at the public library to find Kevin Havens rinsing that thing out in the bathroom sink.

 

[Pocoyo]

Someone should set his tent on fire.

 

[Bees]

Someone should sneak a male manniquin in there so Kevin can come home to find the sex dolls.cheating in him.

 

[glass_houses]

Someone should sneak a male manniquin in there so Kevin can come home to find the sex dolls.cheating in him.

Now that's an idea I could get behind.

 

[bawtism]

I do believe the above video is the most complete image the internet has ever seen of Kevin physically, as well as the first time hearing his voice (wow).

What sticks out at me (and of him) is the hunchback. A quick search for the causes do not seem to cover a case so extreme.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I do believe the above video is the most complete image the internet has ever seen of Kevin physically, as well as the first time hearing his voice (wow).

What sticks out at me (and of him) is the hunchback. A quick search for the causes do not seem to cover a case so extreme.

WTF. Good lord I'd never noticed the hunch before, there are several reasons for hunch backs to develop but I promise his posture has made it ever more severe.

Also, he's living in a tent and yet paid nearly $500 for a brand new sex doll. He's stuck to insane, perverted priorities over the years, that's for sure.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Here's his wife's Twitter

https://twitter.com/LissieEXLite?s=09

 

[Trombonista]

His enthusiasm for computers far outpaces his knowledge or ability. I think there was some mention of him writing a basic program in the 1990s.


Here are some more photos from the honeymoon tent:
warning: doll nudity

Spoiler

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Here is an unboxing video of his bride. Warning: more doll nudity.

I assume the narrator is mannequinman. From what I can tell he faked his own death.

Kevin does not seem to be keeping up with his tranny clothing here.

That is a terrible vagina.

 

[glass_houses]

Well, looks like he has a friend. I'd have never believed it if I hadn't seen it. A real, breathing, living, human who has their own personality and capacity to disagree with him. I wonder how long it will last. I'm bemused that it's happened at all.