Horrorcow Kevin Havens / Alexa Tilbrook - Tale of the Dollfucker

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WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT :'(
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It's better looking than the vaginas on the dolls he has had over the last several years and at least he bought this one new. Some of his old dolls & mannequins were bought used and were scary looking. I can't imagine the smell that the new doll must have since he probably can't clean them very well without running water. Month old semen baking in the heat must smell horrific.
 
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bawtism said:
I do believe the above video is the most complete image the internet has ever seen of Kevin physically, as well as the first time hearing his voice (wow).

What sticks out at me (and of him) is the hunchback. A quick search for the causes do not seem to cover a case so extreme.

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... Dang, Igor's really let himself go.
 
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Holy shit, this taked me back! Kevin was the first lolcow I got into. I remember the threads on SA.

Basically, what happened there was the first 2 threads were an amazing trip- tales of his dollfuckery and his buddies defending him, and h8s brother's revelations. He was amazingly prolific, being awake and in front of a computer 20 hours a day fueled by cigarettes, vape and Bawls which he had flown overnight for over a hundred dollars per case.

By the third thread, some Goons started to feel sorry for him- he is, after all, autistic, suffering from FAS complications and his dad died when he was young. SA always had a "don't pozload my negholep" rule, but it wasn't strictly enforced if it produced content. What killed his last thread was a combination of troll's remorse, weenery and Kevin losing his tugboat and internet access.

His dollfucker friends also briefly convinced him not to completely powerlevel himself all over the internet.

The psych student thing was really bad on many levels- he was a student and had no business practicing psychotherapy at all, and also showed that a lot of Goons had become way too invested in him. For many, it was way past the time to go outside and do something else for a while. Dude's a woman beating dollfucker, his problems don't excuse that.
 
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Dangerhair said:
Holy shit, this taked me back! Kevin was the first lolcow I got into. I remember the threads on SA.

Basically, what happened there was the first 2 threads were an amazing trip- tales of his dollfuckery and his buddies defending him, and h8s brother's revelations. He was amazingly prolific, being awake and in front of a computer 20 hours a day fueled by cigarettes, vape and Bawls which he had flown overnight for over a hundred dollars per case.

By the third thread, some Goons started to feel sorry for him- he is, after all, autistic, suffering from FAS complications and his dad died when he was young. SA always had a "don't pozload my negholep" rule, but it wasn't strictly enforced if it produced content. What killed his last thread was a combination of troll's remorse, weenery and Kevin losing his tugboat and internet access.

His dollfucker friends also briefly convinced him not to completely powerlevel himself all over the internet.

The psych student thing was really bad on many levels- he was a student and had no business practicing psychotherapy at all, and also showed that a lot of Goons had become way too invested in him. For many, it was way past the time to go outside and do something else for a while. Dude's a woman beating dollfucker, his problems don't excuse that.
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What was the psych student thing?

I read and kept up with the first two thread on SA, and good part of the second, but by the third dumb asses white knighting and feeling sorry for Kevin made it a boring pile of shit (also Kevin’s amazingly prolific posting history, esp on the doll forums, made the first thread just chock full of great freshly unearthed content. After that rich lolcow vein was mined and Kevin got booted from his disabled girlfriends apt so Kevin lost his Internet and paycheck so the good content was gone and it was just stupid goon hand wringing)
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
What was the psych student thing?

I read and kept up with the first two thread on SA, and good part of the second, but by the third dumb asses white knighting and feeling sorry for Kevin made it a boring pile of shit (also Kevin’s amazingly prolific posting history, esp on the doll forums, made the first thread just chock full of great freshly unearthed content. After that rich lolcow vein was mined and Kevin got booted from his disabled girlfriends apt so Kevin lost his Internet and paycheck so the good content was gone and it was just stupid goon hand wringing)
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Pretty much.

As for some of the other bits (this is from memory so apologies if I got anything wrong)

What's Wrong with Kevin?

According to his brother, not FAS or autism. When Kevin was a baby, he contracted a nasty infection (haemophilus influenzae B or some other form of antibiotic resistant bacterial meningitis) and had a 105 degree fever for hours, which effectively cooked his brain and damaged it for life. It would have killed him if it persisted much longer.

What about Kat?

She was no prize either. She had alienated her friends and family by acting like a total bitch, and screaming BUT I'M DISAAAAABLED! when called out on it. She was pretty much looking for someone, anyone to take care of her. Still doesn't justify what Kevin did.

As for Kevin vs. SA?

He gave no fucks. He made a couple posts about the dang dirty trolls, but he got bored of that quick. His dollfucker hugbox buddies circled the wagons around him and told him that the bad men are just jealous that they don't have dolls of their own to fuck, and Kevin went for it.
 
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Flowers For Sonichu said:
Is there an archive of the old SA threads?
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Yes, there is but it would be behind the SA paywall. If you have archive access you could read all three dollfucker threads. It you search "Kevin Havens" or just "dollfucker" you'd get the thread out of the goldmine archive on SA.

I know people here like to shit on SA, but there is a decade worth of many epic vintage lolcow threads in those archives you could argue is worth $10-$15 for the many hours worth of reading they contain - including the internet's discovery of CWC. I find the shit posting at SA boring AF now but ten to twelve years ago it was the best/most entertainment I ever got for 10 bux and the best of it is all in the SA goldmine archive.
 
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Someone briefly mentioned Mike Holland, but seriously the similarities between the two are absolutely astounding. Even visually.

I will say that mike is kind of a junior version of this horror show but that doesn’t mean much if you’re at all familiar w the Tale of Julie Terryberry.

God damn we live in a fucked up world.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Yes, there is but it would be behind the SA paywall. If you have archive access you could read all three dollfucker threads. It you search "Kevin Havens" or just "dollfucker" you'd get the thread out of the goldmine archive on SA.

I know people here like to shit on SA, but there is a decade worth of many epic vintage lolcow threads in those archives you could argue is worth $10-$15 for the many hours worth of reading they contain - including the internet's discovery of CWC. I find the shit posting at SA boring AF now but ten to twelve years ago it was the best/most entertainment I ever got for 10 bux and the best of it is all in the SA goldmine archive.
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Archive.is that shit
 
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This one still seems readable, lots of dead images though

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2826114

And

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2869279&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1



Narcissus seems still active on dollforum. Out of all of the characters involved I found him most terrifying.

Slightly OT, but here is his profile on a user generated porn site. Several dozen videos and over 100 photos of him still doing his doll thing: NSFW!!
https://www.zoig.com/profile/MannequinLover
 
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This is more pathetic than Nora Reed's bots.
 
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