KF Guide to Woke Games

[wtfNeedSignUp]

There was a massive amount of white people operating in the late 1860s due to colonialism in Japan

There were a handful who were pretty much locked into like two port towns under threat of death. Like either choose to be fantasy sword wielding women getting respect, or stick to Japanese men being the only people doing shit.

 

[Troonos]

Quoting myself here about Zelda TOTK... KF, am I going completely schizo with this? Give me your opinion on the gay Zelda game pls.

I haven't played it, but I've been watching my wife play it for weeks. Everyone is some shade of brown, Link has a drag-looking outfit, and the faggot architect from the first game is back and gayer than ever.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

I haven't played it, but I've been watching my wife play it for weeks. Everyone is some shade of brown, Link has a drag-looking outfit, and the faggot architect from the first game is back and gayer than ever.

TBH the slight wokeness has not even bothered me that much. The core game loop is just boring after putting hundreds of hours into BOTW. It's the same game. I would have expected them to improve the combat at least. And fuck open world boredom, even if it is done pretty well overall.

 

[Lone Star]

I haven't played it, but I've been watching my wife play it for weeks. Everyone is some shade of brown, Link has a drag-looking outfit, and the faggot architect from the first game is back and gayer than ever.

On the other hand, it's about a white guy with blonde hair and blue eyes taking down an evil sandnigger. What did Nintendo mean by this...?

 

[starborn427614]

TBH the slight wokeness has not even bothered me that much. The core game loop is just boring after putting hundreds of hours into BOTW. It's the same game. I would have expected them to improve the combat at least. And fuck open world boredom, even if it is done pretty well overall.

Yeah, the combat is surprisingly clunky for how refined other systems in the game are.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Would like to add on to the Starfield section. The black female clone of a male, making it not a clone, I'd say that's some allegory of troonery. The ratio between white and PoC is noticeable too. The only guy in the galaxy who practices Yiddish or something, keeping it alive (not sure if that counts but wanted to add). A lot of the NPCs are women, especially the enemies, classic case of inclucivity turning into "kill multitudes of women, most of which are PoC." Oh and some "capitalism bad" at some points but it really does a hard job trying to make it seem that way. Rich CEO(?) funds the main faction, you can side with a company board to blow up a ship that has been traveling for generations on outdated technology just because it's an eyesore. I think I'm forgetting some things but will add them if I remember.

Side note (excuse the reddit spacing, I want to separate to avoid confusion), Battletech (Video game) has the "they/them" pronouns as well as some tranny backer mercs. I would put it as mild however the Battletech community (as a whole) for a while now is incredibly divided between pozzed and "why is this a thing?" There was this whole incident that sparked when someone made a mod that removed the they/them pronouns, they were banned. Will be adding more lists of woke shit in games later.

 

[Activelo]

Added some more games to the list.

 

[Man at Arms]

Wait so how would a game that has Niggers in it score?

Nigger tier

I haven't played it, but I've been watching my wife play it for weeks. Everyone is some shade of brown, Link has a drag-looking outfit, and the faggot architect from the first game is back and gayer than ever.

Yeah, the creator said he made link look like that on purpose for inclusion shit.

Nintrando is trooned out now

 

[The Tall Man]

Nightdive Studios​

System Shock Remake (2023)​

None​

This needs to be updated.
First they changed the design of the Cyborg Enforcer to a more PC version.


The Cyborg Enforcer was supposed to have a female body with breasts as you can see in the concept art.
It ended up having booba and booty in the sprite.

I add this fanart for people having trouble deciphering the pixel sprite, this is a pretty good interpretation of the OG Cyborg Enforcer.


Instead of Fem-borg the remake went for Zipper-borg.


Some audio logs have questionable changes, but the most egregious ones I noticed are the new ones added to the Security level.
All the extra audio logs ooze with soy.

Lesbians in space.

And there is of course White erasure.

The trifactor of (((modernizing))) a video game.
Remove Booba, add Faggotry and replace Whitey with Niggers.

This is just what I noticed on my one time playthrough of the remake. I am pretty sure there is more to find especially in the audio logs.
People need to stop sucking Nightdive's neo-cock.

 

[Troonos]

Any thoughts on Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice? I know it's a story-focused walking stimulator about mental illness, but do they write it woke?

 

[Nick Gars]

Quoting myself here about Zelda TOTK... KF, am I going completely schizo with this? Give me your opinion on the gay Zelda game pls.

It's a LoZ game, it's fag shit to begin with, whatever woke crap they put in it is just a garnish.

 

[Bill Kilgore]

I would like to add some

War Thunder-None
Moddding Community- dunno, never explored that much but if I might guess, Medium

The game's literally just about tanks, ships, planes and Russian Bias, no woke crap, no tranny shit, and definitely no SJW stuff, just degenerates shooting each other with tanks, planes and ships, and plus You can literally Put Rhodesia's flag in your in game vehicles, probably has something to with the fact that the game was essentially developed by Russians.

Destiny, Halo Infinite and Halo MCC all have cosmetics that are LGBT aligned such as nameplates.

Don't know about the First Destiny since I haven't really played that much, But the second one is undeniably Medium-Heavy, two of the major characters in the game, Saint-14 and Osiris are Faggots and the game devs seems to be very hard trying to Pander to leftists by adding a lot of LGBT themed cosmetic and such shit to the game, oh and does anyone remember the infamous "Latinx" incident?

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I'm not sure what Stardew Valley would be. I believe even before, your character was more of the "body type" than explicit gender, and you could marry either men or women. In addition to having an established SJW fanbase, I noticed in the v1.6 changelog it mentions that "gender-specific clothing variants can now be worn by any gender". Definitely not None but not Heavy either. Maybe Medium or even Mild.

 

[WULULULULU]

War Thunder-None

One of the Community members, Oxy is a femboy. They also introduced one of the decals of the depressed femboy wojack and have a furry decal from Spookston. Best put at mild.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Ikenfell definitely scores a Heavy but it's a weird one; spoilers if anyone else got it in Humble and thinks about eventually playing it (it's a legit fun game with very good combat/strategy).

It's extremely heavy on the diversity/gay representation but for plot reasons every character is required to be some sort of not-normal fuckup (rejects surviving a purge, basically) and a handful of those fuckups don't involve gender at all. The moral is less 'being different is good' and more 'you get dealt a bad hand, tough shit, man up and deal with it' and aside from a couple having a teenage lovers' spat it doesn't come up during the plot beyond character introductions. The only things that stand out as genuinely eyerolling are a specific audiotrack being a Black Power thing and namedropping MLK (who shouldn't exist in that universe) and a lategame gay romance subplot on the level of Undertale's undyne/alphys thing but the resolution involves beating the crap out of a gay man having a histrionic meltdown, so it levels out.

E: May as well throw in WitchHand too (which scores a None) so we've got both actually-good games about kids using magic from the last couple years. Aside from having the sort of aesthetic that usually screams woke indie there's absolutely no gender/wokeness/globohomo, only basebuilding, and at one point you're required to kill a tax collector and make it look like an accident.

 

[Bill Kilgore]

What do you guys think about Helldivers? (particularly the second game) haven't really played that much of the game, but I heard the devs wanted to keep Politics and Culture wars bullcrap from it.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

I'd probably add Warframe to the "mild" category since that has both trans representation (Ticker, an NPC) and nonbinary representation (Xaku),

I'm not gonna defend digital extremes, especially in leu of attrocity that is whispers in the walls, but ticker has a male face, a male voice (full male, not tranny falsetto), and a male body, a heavily ambiguous backstory that's more about the corpus body loan program and we only know he's trans because a dev said so on twitter.

Yes he does call himself "she" but he does it in a camp gay voice with gay mannerisms to the point where I thought he was like a 80s gay until I read it on twitter, especially considering fortuna at the time was supposed to be an 80s synthwave aesthetic.

And xaku is "non binary" because its literally 3 destroyed frames smashed toogether.

Both cases are the opposite of "in your fase" and without outside confirmation you'd never know.

If you wanna shit on warframe, shit on it for stuff that it deserves being shat on like whispers in the walls.

Spoiler: Whispers in the walls spoilers

Albrecht Entrati has been alive this whole time, he abandoned his wife and daughter letting them grieve thinking he was dead to go fuck the buttler in the basement and you beat the final boss by reading gay poetry about how sad albrecht is that he never told his buttler that he loves him, all this happens while albrecht's daughter is upstairs mourning his faked death while albrect was literally busy cheating on her mom with the buttler in the same house.

Whomever wrote this expecting normal people to sympathize with either albrecht or loid is an actual psychopath.

People say shit like "Oh no, he didn't tell his wife and daughter because he loved them too much and wanted to keep them safe!" yeah sure thing, if that's the case that the means he doesn't really love loid which isn't true because we literally defeat wally, the interdimentional cosmic demon of reality, by reading fucking poetry about how much albrect wants to assfuck loid.

@Activelo

Think you might wanna re-do warframe's rating considering that its impossible to progress through the main story without having gay poetry literally save the day by defeating an interdimentional cosmic horror through the power of buttsex.

 

[Lone Star]

I'm sure everyone here knows by now, but the Thousand Year Door Remake can be added to the Heavy category.

 

[blablabla]

I know I'm forgetting a fair bit

i have never stopped playing a game so quick. ill never play another ubisoft shit game

 

[Activelo]

I'm sure everyone here knows by now, but the Thousand Year Door Remake can be added to the Heavy category.

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I'm definitely adding it, but IIRC Vivian's gender is a hot mess on the localization/translation end in the original version, so I may or may not be tossing that in there as well.

While that dialogue qualifies the game for a hard Medium, I'm not sure if it's on the Heavy level since it depends on how much they reference the gender aspect. They also apparently censored the Goombas catcalling Goombella, so who knows what else they changed?