KF Guide to Woke Games

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Of course, It wouldn't be a diverse game without a (legitimately) disgusting negress with vitiligo either.

I fucking hate this shit so much. Its the ultimate nigger snowflake for them. That along with making every UI purple, pink, and blue.
All its missing is the muslim female amputee with a hook hand or a pegleg.

 

[Safir]

I've always thought that list was a little stupid because it mainly just uses "Not Recommended" on anything that could be seen as having woke shit in it no matter how mild - a ratings system like on this board is much better since it lets you more accurately gauge how bad the content is (for example Terraria on there isn't recommended but only because of removing gender selection from the character creator, which would usually just be considered mild)

1. Not recommended is literally not recommended. It's not "kill it with fire", it's "not recommended".
2. Not true. I posted a review of a game on there and rated it "not recommended" (creepy, prompts for faggotry, extremely peddit about religion in the Middle Ages), Furin put it up as Informational.

The list also lists literal porn games that were made for the sole purpose of masturbating and believes that whoever made "Futanari Dickgirl Maid Quest 4" wanted to promote tranny propaganda instead of wanting to make money off horny people.

1. He's correct, "dickgirl" is troon propaganda.
2. Porn is woke.
3. It could be that having porn on there hurts more than helps. But I'm female and not a coomer, Furin is presumably male, I'll defer to his authority on this.

 

[Eumeswil4427]

Wasn't sure on what thread to post this in, so I decided to post here. There was a new article that came out where a proposal was given to Democrats to understand straight white men through case studies of up to $20 million.

The point is that I don't think the woke in vidya is going to go away anytime soon and we will in fact never get a good video game ever again.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/25/us/politics/democratic-party-voters.html

 

[The Ugly One]

I still do not understand the fascination with vitiligo. It seems to have come out of nowhere. Just SUDDENLY VITILIGO!

All women are beautiful, meaning we have to focus on some of the most aggressively ugly women in existence to underscore the new doctrine.

 

[Chuck 'n Geck]

1. He's correct, "dickgirl" is troon propaganda.

I also believe there is, in fact, a very discernable connection between autogynophilia, troons, their desire to obliterate actual women, futanari, (EDIT: rape without consent,) and fictional troons that look, sound and behave identically to real women.

...never mind that there's a severe disconnect in personality between the second (real) and the fifth (pretend), but what else did you expect from a cult that lives, breathes and bathes in hedonism.

Wasn't sure on what thread to post this in, so I decided to post here. There was a new article that came out where a proposal was given to Democrats to understand straight white men through case studies of up to $20 million.

Imagine dunking twenty mil to research what fucking hoe_math has outlined years ago, for a fraction of that budget, which is "just be nice to men lemao".

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

Stardew Valley is... None? i mean the possibility of dating your same sex exists but the game doesn't push for it at all, you can just marry straight and that's it. Or not marry anyone.
All NPC couples are straight, all characters are straight. They turn "gay" if you ask them out only, which is completely avoidable.

Aside from that ConcernedApe did an heckin trasphobia recently and refused to add pronouns to the game despite the tumblrtroons shitting their pants about it, so he's cool in my book.

 

[my penis is on fire]

This is probably the best "le woke detected" curator on the internet, both because the rating scale isn't just Recommended / Not Recommended, and because the contributors actually understand vidya culture and aren't just Con Inc faggots jumping at the chance to call anything they don't like woke. Only issue is I wish I could recommend it to people without outing myself as a Kiwi Farms user

(Double post)
@Activelo Since it's two separate games, could you format WoG 1 and 2 in their own rows like this?

2D Boy	World of Goo	"It's a silly puzzle game about building bridges out of living goo balls, not much more than that. There's a small amount of social commentary about consumerism, pollution, and the state of the Internet in 2008, but it's relatively mild and has nothing that could be considered woke."	None
2D Boy + Tomorrow Corporation	World of Goo 2	"For 99% of the game, same as before. It's a silly little game about building bridges out of goo. (Spoilers ahead) In Chapter 4, there are a few sets of levels where they switch up the game's genre. In the Cyberpunk Noir Black Stain section, there's a brief bit with a drag queen. That said, it's mostly played as a comedic bit and not a "le faaaabulous pride and acceptance" thing, if that makes any sense.”	None/Mild

 

[A Bone To Pick With You]

Only issue is I wish I could recommend it to people without outing myself as a Kiwi Farms user

Just say you got this list from a friend or that you found it on a gaming forum

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Unavowed has been on my steam backlog a long time, I like the dev's previous works but having a woman with head cover really raised a red flag for me. Happy to say it is very much a None/Mild, depending what you think of light historical anachronism with a "pirate queen" character that is in a small dialogue box. Technically there is gay sex referenced in it (not shown), but it's treated as an amusing punchline rather than drama. Game is alright, the idea of multiple routes and origins is a classic case of a fun idea that doesn't really pay off that well with the small scale and the massive amount of work to include it despite a single playthrough being enough.

 

[Fagnacious D]

Just announced - Relooted! A game nobody asked for in which dark skinned individuals break into a museum to steal things!

https://x.com/EpicGames/status/1931165635041542615

[HEAVY]

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The point is that I don't think the woke in vidya is going to go away anytime soon and we will in fact never get a good video game ever again.

A look at the gaming market proves you wrong. Woke games are flopping, indie games are thriving and there are good video games coming out every month.

 

[MrJokerRager]

We reaching new levels of woke.

 

[Eumeswil4427]

A look at the gaming market proves you wrong. Woke games are flopping, indie games are thriving and there are good video games coming out every month.

Nothing with staying power like WoW though. Everything is tired and old slop. If you want to say that #19318 of 8-bit JRPG or looter-shooter, etc. is a sign the industry is reversing its 10+ year decline then be my guest.

 

[Newcomer 42]

*Literal nigger robbing game*
Who's going to buy this?

 

[Maker's Mark]

We reaching new levels of woke.

Can't wait to see which countries and NGOs secretly funded this piece of shit.

 

[Etaoin Shrdlu]

Can't wait to see which countries and NGOs secretly funded this piece of shit.

I'm going to spoil it for you: It's the Chinese Communist Party.

 

[Chuck 'n Geck]

We reaching new levels of woke.

Should be mentioned that this is a game developed in South Africa. And, given its' theming, it's the most perfectly cromulent 2025 South African game.

You know why.

(self-repost from here)

 

[AnOminous]

*Literal nigger robbing game*
Who's going to buy this?

I'm not sure what the gameplay is like although I've seen a little. It looks like it could have been a reasonably good sidescroller. But you have to love the irony of a woke game where the main message is "niggers steal things."

 

[Mister Fister]

Might be worth a Laff once it hits 5 bux

 

[StacticShock]

Game: Starsector
Rating: Mild

The other two ratings in thread have correct info. I just wanted to add a bit that bothers me basically. There is a "historian" character that essentially lets you find rare items. *Every* other NPC with unique dialog has fixed portraits but the historian randomly picks between a black male and female. I don't think I would've even noticed if it was always the same portrait but it's the only NPC that works like this.

You can quibble about all the make up of the other unique NPCs (there's a lot of hyper-competent women that are all "good guys" for example) but those are all unique portraits that you could argue is the actual character they wanted to make. By having the historian pick randomly but always be Black it really makes it seem like someone thought they needed some brain-rot representation and said "make the historian Black" with no other thought given to it.

Also when I get the sheboon it takes me out of it every time because I just can't suspend my disbelief and believe a sheboon is a traveling historian.

main (and sole, at the time of writing) artist is a literal fucking jew, what were you expecting?
also in lore there is a couple of lesbians that try to get the player character killed to flee but that story part is still incomplete.