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Every Which Way but Losing Weight
The Guntfather Part II
The Fat and the Furious: Eyeball Drift
Killstream The Movie - The Ralphamovie, featuring May in a bikini
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The Guntfather Part II
The Fat and the Furious: Eyeball Drift
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A Cardboard Box
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The Gunt, the Horse, and the Baby
A Fistfull of Pills
A Few Good Meighs
Guntpocalypse Now
Gunt in the Front (a play on cat in the hat)
Nissan Altima (a play on Gran Torino)
American Werehorse in Vegas
All Gunted on the Western Felt
The Guntover
I could keep going. I'll stop now.
A Fistfull of Pills
A Few Good Meighs
Guntpocalypse Now
Gunt in the Front (a play on cat in the hat)
Nissan Altima (a play on Gran Torino)
American Werehorse in Vegas
All Gunted on the Western Felt
The Guntover
I could keep going. I'll stop now.
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Kino.
Barely cut, 99% pure kino.
One of the best pieces of content the sektur has ever seen. Boulder stream, IBS Apocalypse, Pillstream and now "Killstream the Movie"
I am thankful to Ralph for being retarded enough to release this. Any rational person would have burnt this down.
Barely cut, 99% pure kino.
One of the best pieces of content the sektur has ever seen. Boulder stream, IBS Apocalypse, Pillstream and now "Killstream the Movie"
I am thankful to Ralph for being retarded enough to release this. Any rational person would have burnt this down.
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Too bad it didn't come out in time for the oscars.
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Crying about alogs the movie featuring cope about my whore wife absconding at the airport. Starring a Pig, a Horse, an abused baby, and introducing Johm Potter.
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This officially counts as the newest FSD strip. Perfect.
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There's one long interaction with Rosie, and it's pretty sad. He's sitting up on a hotel bed with her resting in the crook of his arm watching some show. Sounds lovely right? Except he's constantly cooing at her trying to get her to react while he makes faces for the camera. This had to have lasted a minute or more. She's a noisy prop to him.
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Mother fucker if you keep this up Ralph, Sega is gonna sue your ass for copyright infringement
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Ralph responds to an A-log in the comment section.
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Ralph really earning that IMDB page
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Friday's MATI is going to be record breaking in length.
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Man, when Ralph gets a little sober and remembers he released this thing, he is going to be pissed.
Pantsu better watch out.
Pantsu better watch out.
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Is there a scene where Ralph wears a Black tank top?
Edit: why the fuck is this video age restricted?
Edit: why the fuck is this video age restricted?
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Is there a little xanny bar counter tracking how many he eats over the movie? Would be a nice feature.
So, how many bags of
does this movie get? Could it be a 5 bagger???
So, how many bags of
does this movie get? Could it be a 5 bagger???
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she has literally no ass
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I know brought this up in the other thread but it should probably be mentioned here as well:
IIRC Ralph was teasing that there’d be a premier of a ‘documentary’ at Ali Jamal’s Birthday Bash. Is this supposed to be that? For the price of up to $400 are groyper attendees going to be forced to sit through two whole hours of Ralph’s home movies?
IIRC Ralph was teasing that there’d be a premier of a ‘documentary’ at Ali Jamal’s Birthday Bash. Is this supposed to be that? For the price of up to $400 are groyper attendees going to be forced to sit through two whole hours of Ralph’s home movies?
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I made it an hour in before I had to stop for work. I updated the OP with notes, I'll spoiler it here as well if you are interested.
The movie opens with Ralph making a soyface and pointing at his daughter
Hard cuts to food
Hard cuts to candy
Hard cuts to Ralph saying he needs to document everything because it's going to be a documentary. And he documents them missing their flight.
Ralph spends more on missed flight than I do on spilt liquor
00:31 Ralph had no idea that the airport was in a different tomezone
01:20 pantsu in a stars and stripes
Ralph walks around his admittedly nice hotel room showing it off, which makes the next part so much funnier
In his nice hotel room he starts ranting and raving about Gator, asking pantsu questions about him. Then talks about making the aylogs seeth
Pantsu joins in a bit
Ralph goes back to bragging about the hotel room, including how much he can eat and drink for free
06:00 cuts to them eating
My god Ralph fucking attacks his food with gusto. He lunges like a starving snake with each bite
08:00 Ralph wanders through the resort filming stuff, it would usually be classified as unusable footage
Ralph films a random woman in a bathing suit jumping into a pool
Ralph wanders off to go and film an empty Beach while bragging about how hard it is to be the ralpha male, he then goes into an unhinged rant about Harry.
I'm on a higher level Ralph is on a higher level than harry, what does Harry think about him having his grandkid and daughter with him, imagine being on vacation and this is all you could think about.
Ralph is on a different plane of existence than Harry it's metaphysical, his words not mine, items don't matter I'm assuming he's referring to the stuff Harry broke and sold, if they didn't matter you wouldn't cry about it for months
Imagine being on vacation, and you see Ethan Ralph round the corner waddling in his vacation clothes ranting about some man named Harry, calling him a fagot shouting about a logs all the while holding his phone directly out front of them. I'd buy a ticket the same day back home
11:00 this movie is a lot like his show, he is already repeating himself this time he's back on going after gator. What's different about this is his show is unedited, he could have left the one Gator Grant in but no he needed a second identical rant within 10 minutes.
Ralph goes on to talk about how the commissioner thing was fake with the wrestling, which makes it even funnier knowing that the entire wrestling failure was squarely on Ralph's shoulders
12:30 may bikini jumpscare
What the Ralph shows off maze skinny man body. May has Rosie out in direct sunlight which is not great for babies under 1 year old, unless she has dipped that kid into a pool of sunscreen.
For once I agree with Ralph, May's body on screen should be fucking illegal
Ralph breaks his restraining order again by commenting on how fat Faith got after her pregnancy.
Ralph tries to interact with his daughter, she just ignores him
Now we have a slideshow of May and Rosie wonderful
Now it's May and Rosie frolicking on the beach, why did Ralph film a horror movie
Ralph brings up Harry again, saying how much hairy lost also called him a cocksucker
18:20 The scene cuts again, now to them eating more food
20:00 the hostage looking interview starts, May is in a bra, revolting
The amount of times Ralph has brought up that he is staying at an all-inclusive resort is fucking mind boggling. You bought the room for one day, you're not a big baller pimp
Interview starts with a quick food review
Quickly shifts to going after Harry Morris again, Harry has been brought up at least four times in 23 minutes
This audio is so bad, there was no audio mixing done at all through this video.
Ralph makes May confirm she's not forced to do any of this.
Ralph tries to refute Harry paying for Ralph's bills or Rosie's stuff, while Harry has shown receipts.
At all Harry never helped me out, I mean he did buy you that car May, yeah that car that I drove in that blizzard, Harry has never done anything for me, except for the things he did do
Ralph threatens Harry with owing him an ass whooping
They have been talking about Harry for 9 minutes
They switch to explaining why a Vegas marriage was actually better than a ringside one.
Ralph looks so fucking fat
Mexico is so based
Rozy cries as these two are loudly talking to a camera. She's probably trying to sleep. Nvm they are using a tv or tablet screen to raise her.
Around 10-12% of the entire movie has been spent on HM and we are only 34 mins in. So over a third at this point.
Back to HM for 2 minutes
Now crying about Null, calling him a pedo and saying he's had more to do with pedophilia than she has
Rozy starts to have a bit of a meltdown
May complains about digibro as Rozy proper starts to cry and meltdown. Ignored by both
May picks up Rozy, Ralph goes on about how nothing is wrong with her. Any time he gets to touch her or interact with her she gets far more upset.
Ralph let's the image sit on him listening to her cry and HIM getting more and more upset
42:30 Cuts to them eating more food. Ralph says they are doing a documentary so they should film stuff.
We have seen may in a Bikini and a bra, but like a fat tourist, Ralph has not removed his shirt for some reason
Oh so, it seems like they keep Rozy in a car seat almost constantly. That's REALLY not good for a baby. 2 hours is supposed to be the max they stay in one for an extended period of time.
Is it confirmed if May breastfeeds or not? For some reason I'm thinking she does? Anyways, when you breastfeed, you can't drink, unless you pump and dump. For some reason I don't think she does that.
I bring that up because every scene with her has her drinking tequila, beer, or some other mixed drink.
Ralph asks May if he is the one writing her tweets. She plays along and says no
They bring up Harry again
They go on about how may totally writes her own tweets for a suspiciously long time.
Back to Harry. Around 15% of the movie will be dedicated to HM at this point.
May says that Harry wasn't the one that forced Mays family to stop talking to her. They came to that decision on their own. Incredible self own
55:20 Ralph ordered another poorly cooked steak, zooms in and out of it a bunch
Cut to some women doing a public performance
5700 back to the hotel room the next morning. Harry is brought up again. Let's put it at 16%
Off to the airport parking lot, a quick video there
Now inside the airport, Ralph spent money on airport sunglasses
They are now on the plane, Ralph is filming pantsu holding Rozy showing her a movie on her phone. Screen time under two years old is horrible for babies, fucks them up.
Now off the plane. Rozy is flopping her head back and forward, may doesn't stop it or support her neck. Even at that age there is major risks to that type of head movement for babies. FFS may you useless cunt.
Hard cuts to food
Hard cuts to candy
Hard cuts to Ralph saying he needs to document everything because it's going to be a documentary. And he documents them missing their flight.
Ralph spends more on missed flight than I do on spilt liquor
00:31 Ralph had no idea that the airport was in a different tomezone
01:20 pantsu in a stars and stripes
Ralph walks around his admittedly nice hotel room showing it off, which makes the next part so much funnier
In his nice hotel room he starts ranting and raving about Gator, asking pantsu questions about him. Then talks about making the aylogs seeth
Pantsu joins in a bit
Ralph goes back to bragging about the hotel room, including how much he can eat and drink for free
06:00 cuts to them eating
My god Ralph fucking attacks his food with gusto. He lunges like a starving snake with each bite
08:00 Ralph wanders through the resort filming stuff, it would usually be classified as unusable footage
Ralph films a random woman in a bathing suit jumping into a pool
Ralph wanders off to go and film an empty Beach while bragging about how hard it is to be the ralpha male, he then goes into an unhinged rant about Harry.
I'm on a higher level Ralph is on a higher level than harry, what does Harry think about him having his grandkid and daughter with him, imagine being on vacation and this is all you could think about.
Ralph is on a different plane of existence than Harry it's metaphysical, his words not mine, items don't matter I'm assuming he's referring to the stuff Harry broke and sold, if they didn't matter you wouldn't cry about it for months
Imagine being on vacation, and you see Ethan Ralph round the corner waddling in his vacation clothes ranting about some man named Harry, calling him a fagot shouting about a logs all the while holding his phone directly out front of them. I'd buy a ticket the same day back home
11:00 this movie is a lot like his show, he is already repeating himself this time he's back on going after gator. What's different about this is his show is unedited, he could have left the one Gator Grant in but no he needed a second identical rant within 10 minutes.
Ralph goes on to talk about how the commissioner thing was fake with the wrestling, which makes it even funnier knowing that the entire wrestling failure was squarely on Ralph's shoulders
12:30 may bikini jumpscare
What the Ralph shows off maze skinny man body. May has Rosie out in direct sunlight which is not great for babies under 1 year old, unless she has dipped that kid into a pool of sunscreen.
For once I agree with Ralph, May's body on screen should be fucking illegal
Ralph breaks his restraining order again by commenting on how fat Faith got after her pregnancy.
Ralph tries to interact with his daughter, she just ignores him
Now we have a slideshow of May and Rosie wonderful
Now it's May and Rosie frolicking on the beach, why did Ralph film a horror movie
Ralph brings up Harry again, saying how much hairy lost also called him a cocksucker
18:20 The scene cuts again, now to them eating more food
20:00 the hostage looking interview starts, May is in a bra, revolting
The amount of times Ralph has brought up that he is staying at an all-inclusive resort is fucking mind boggling. You bought the room for one day, you're not a big baller pimp
Interview starts with a quick food review
Quickly shifts to going after Harry Morris again, Harry has been brought up at least four times in 23 minutes
This audio is so bad, there was no audio mixing done at all through this video.
Ralph makes May confirm she's not forced to do any of this.
Ralph tries to refute Harry paying for Ralph's bills or Rosie's stuff, while Harry has shown receipts.
At all Harry never helped me out, I mean he did buy you that car May, yeah that car that I drove in that blizzard, Harry has never done anything for me, except for the things he did do
Ralph threatens Harry with owing him an ass whooping
They have been talking about Harry for 9 minutes
They switch to explaining why a Vegas marriage was actually better than a ringside one.
Ralph looks so fucking fat
Mexico is so based
Rozy cries as these two are loudly talking to a camera. She's probably trying to sleep. Nvm they are using a tv or tablet screen to raise her.
Around 10-12% of the entire movie has been spent on HM and we are only 34 mins in. So over a third at this point.
Back to HM for 2 minutes
Now crying about Null, calling him a pedo and saying he's had more to do with pedophilia than she has
Rozy starts to have a bit of a meltdown
May complains about digibro as Rozy proper starts to cry and meltdown. Ignored by both
May picks up Rozy, Ralph goes on about how nothing is wrong with her. Any time he gets to touch her or interact with her she gets far more upset.
Ralph let's the image sit on him listening to her cry and HIM getting more and more upset
42:30 Cuts to them eating more food. Ralph says they are doing a documentary so they should film stuff.
We have seen may in a Bikini and a bra, but like a fat tourist, Ralph has not removed his shirt for some reason
Oh so, it seems like they keep Rozy in a car seat almost constantly. That's REALLY not good for a baby. 2 hours is supposed to be the max they stay in one for an extended period of time.
Is it confirmed if May breastfeeds or not? For some reason I'm thinking she does? Anyways, when you breastfeed, you can't drink, unless you pump and dump. For some reason I don't think she does that.
I bring that up because every scene with her has her drinking tequila, beer, or some other mixed drink.
Ralph asks May if he is the one writing her tweets. She plays along and says no
They bring up Harry again
They go on about how may totally writes her own tweets for a suspiciously long time.
Back to Harry. Around 15% of the movie will be dedicated to HM at this point.
May says that Harry wasn't the one that forced Mays family to stop talking to her. They came to that decision on their own. Incredible self own
55:20 Ralph ordered another poorly cooked steak, zooms in and out of it a bunch
Cut to some women doing a public performance
5700 back to the hotel room the next morning. Harry is brought up again. Let's put it at 16%
Off to the airport parking lot, a quick video there
Now inside the airport, Ralph spent money on airport sunglasses
They are now on the plane, Ralph is filming pantsu holding Rozy showing her a movie on her phone. Screen time under two years old is horrible for babies, fucks them up.
Now off the plane. Rozy is flopping her head back and forward, may doesn't stop it or support her neck. Even at that age there is major risks to that type of head movement for babies. FFS may you useless cunt.
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