Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Boring and gay, 0 emotion, just sitting back and recieving money from the retards and piggies, the jannies clean up the chat for him at the smallest mention of any controversy, will probably stop streaming when no longer in the red, not worth any watch
You can tell within 5 seconds of clicking a Kingcobrajfs stream if it's going to be shit or not if:
Bad stream: He is staring hard at the screen not slurring read off donations don't bother it's a beg stream
Good stream: He has a drink in hand and is relaxing on the dog chair talking about gender relations
 
You can tell within 5 seconds of clicking a Kingcobrajfs stream if it's going to be shit or not if:
Bad stream: He is staring hard at the screen not slurring read off donations don't bother it's a beg stream
Good stream: He has a drink in hand and is relaxing on the dog chair talking about gender relations
Very true, but this climate of going live to recieve 300+ in under an hour of nothing while DBTapes bleaches the chat, along with that other retard, is worthless.
He was asked some questions in supers he could've at least tried to adress, if not just to give his moronic take, but naa, just take the money and run.
 
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recently, cobra became a main stream lolcow (like chris chan), so now people see him to be apart of "internet culture" and "internet history". also, with youtubers like turkey tom talking about him, his "fans" will flock to watch him and give him money
I fucking hate whenever people like Turkey Tom or SunnyV2 get ahold of lolcows. Their audience consists primarily of kids and teenagers who have no clue where to draw the line between observing and straight up A-Logging. I feel like lolcow and lolcow documentaries becoming a more mainstream thing has lead to more people acting like the retards on the subreddit, treating everything as a moral issue and constantly poop-touching and convincing themselves some mental defective with an IQ below 70 is worse than Hitler.
 
Very true, but this climate of going live to recieve 300+ in under an hour of nothing while DBTapes bleaches the chat, along with that other retard, is worthless.
He was asked some questions in supers he could've at least tried to adress, if not just to give his moronic take, but naa, just take the money and run.
The blame belongs on the paypigs that continue to give him money when they know for a fact he is totally ungrateful and won't even bother shouting them out half the time.
 
I was specifically talking about Josh suffering from an easily preventable dental issue, not 30 years of him being a difficult retard. You don't have to take a college course to understand how to help Josh with this specific issue.
Josh is a 31 year old man who has full agency as a legal adult.

Clint can't make him do shit, period, unless he tries to go for a conservatorship which would be very difficult to attain and require a lot more in legal fees and time that Dirty Dancer can't afford even if he wanted to. People seem to think you can just order an adult to do what you want just because you're their parent...
 
Josh is a 31 year old man who has full agency as a legal adult.

Clint can't make him do shit, period, unless he tries to go for a conservatorship which would be very difficult to attain and require a lot more in legal fees and time that Dirty Dancer can't afford even if he wanted to. People seem to think you can just order an adult to do what you want just because you're their parent...
I always tell people this. I see people constantly asking "why doesn't clint tell him to stop drinking?" or "why doesn't clint hold onto cobra's money?" the reason is fuckin' simple. he's a legal adult and isn't deemed to be unable to take care of himself. I know someone will say this: " but he's on disability!" well, yes, he is but the court only really step in if the person is like so out of it that they don't even know where they are at. Clint will have to go to court and fight to show that josh can't even do basic shit, and I'm sure the court will rule against him.
 
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I've always called bullshit on this. The 1999-2006 (looks like an LT or LTZ here based on the wheels and my* cartism) is 76.7" tall aka 6.3X feet high. No way the dude in the t shirt is 6'7"
Granted , the Tahoe or suburban is likely 4x4 , and is on a light curve up but not enough to justify the heights. The guy in t shirt probably straight up after a nap 6'3" max
Josh is standing closer to the camera so looks a little larger than bogjects in mirror appear

Josh is closer to 5'10" after a good nap.
 
Josh is a 31 year old man who has full agency as a legal adult.

Clint can't make him do shit, period, unless he tries to go for a conservatorship which would be very difficult to attain and require a lot more in legal fees and time that Dirty Dancer can't afford even if he wanted to. People seem to think you can just order an adult to do what you want just because you're their parent...
Forgive my ignorance but if he were to try wouldn't the consistent self incriminating behaviour cobra showcases not help Clint at all if he wanted to prosue this? The illegal hooch making, the drunken benders, the lack of empathy towards animals, his own visible deteriorating health and hygiene and refusal to adress, his lack of understanding of cooking basics, him not being in control of his own finances and utilities, ...
Couldn't the fact that most of this is on video facilitate the process?
 
Clint can't make him do shit, period, unless he tries to go for a conservatorship which would be very difficult to attain and require a lot more in legal fees and time that Dirty Dancer can't afford even if he wanted to. People seem to think you can just order an adult to do what you want just because you're their parent...
You nailed it. So many people think that Clint somehow can just waltz into Josh's apartment and say "Hey BOY we are going to rehab right now grab your shit!" he legally cannot do that. Josh isn't low functioning enough to where Clint has that power over him and there is a 0% chance he ever willingly agrees to go. He's a massive moron and increasingly cannot take care of himself but he also isn't an actual down syndrome type level of retard. He is in the same grey area as Chris Chan where he's not quite high functioning enough to properly live alone but he also isn't low functioning enough to qualify for a conservatorship/group home.
 
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If Clint wanted to he could make a legal case that Cobes is incapable of taking care of himself. He has plenty of evidence of this all documented on YouTube. Ranging from Cobes dumping potatoe wedges into molten lava and almost starting a fire to him now having a broken tooth from drinking bags of sugar.

That train has left the station. Clint don’t give a fuck.

Group home saga will never happen. Cobes won’t follow those rules; simply because he was told so.

The golden years of content are gone. We are on the downhill. Two to four years most, less if he gets a tooth infection. Expect more of these beg-a-thon streams until he’s so boring people stop giving (I doubt it).
 
Group home saga will never happen. Cobes won’t follow those rules; simply because he was told so.
my god, PL: in college, I use to work at a group home and he will hate it. no drinking, no smoking weed, chores, eat whatever they cook, and bed time. hell, most group homes will even take all his money and leave him with 30 bucks. it's common. they won't let him stream since you cant exposed the people living there. he will also, most likely, will have to go to therapy to live there. tbh most places wouldn't want him. swatting will be an issues if he would live there.
 
Forgive my ignorance but if he were to try wouldn't the consistent self incriminating behaviour cobra showcases not help Clint at all if he wanted to prosue this? The illegal hooch making, the drunken benders, the lack of empathy towards animals, his own visible deteriorating health and hygiene and refusal to adress, his lack of understanding of cooking basics, him not being in control of his own finances and utilities, ...
Couldn't the fact that most of this is on video facilitate the process?
None of those things you cited would be grounds for a conservatorship in and of themselves. A legal adult is totally free to make fusel oil and methanol-laden pruno, huff duster and lose their bearded dragon to later die behind the oven or freeze to death outside without any intervention.

The judge in a conservatorship case needs hard evidence like mental health holds and institutionalization records to support the argument that someone is legally incapable of making their own decisions, and even then it's not rock solid unless there's a justifiable reason to appoint one.

Clint has neither the money or time for this and Cobes doesn't exactly have the kind of income Britney Spears did to justify it.

If it were easy CWC would have been placed under conservatorship a decade ago after Bob died.
 
Throwback to better days.
What do you guys think was the moment where Josh's life became irredeemable? I can't pinpoint exactly when it happened, but sometime after his firing from Wendy's it became clear that the trolls were now a permanent fixture in Josh's life, and that he'd never have an even semi-normal life again.
 
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Throwback to better days.
What do you guys think was the moment where Josh's life became irredeemable? I can't pinpoint exactly when it happened, but sometime after his firing from Wendy's it became clear that the trolls were now a permanent fixture in Josh's life, and that he'd never have an even semi-normal life again.
Once he realised he can get free food and booze from ‘toobz’.

Game over, man
 
Throwback to better days.
What do you guys think was the moment where Josh's life became irredeemable?
When he cheated on Stephanie. That was the point of no return. Getting fired from Wendy's is a close second but by the end he was only working something crazy like 4 hours a week so he basically was already unemployed.
 
When he cheated on Stephanie. That was the point of no return. Getting fired from Wendy's is a close second but by the end he was only working something crazy like 4 hours a week so he basically was already unemployed.
They would have fired him eventually, but they were just hoping he'd quit on his own. Basically giving him time to just find another job to suck at.
 
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