Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Spunt said:
I think we're nearing the end of the saga now. There's a good chance that by next year he'll be in a box, or will have done so much damage to his brain that he does actually end up in a home, because one big seizure or stroke could incapacitate him completely. I don't think this story will have a happy ending, but it is what it is, toobz.
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This, I am sorry but this is how it's going to end not with a Bang but with a wimper - Josh was functional as a young teen but only just combine a decade or more of drink or drug abuse with a malfunctioning mind and failing physical health he's going to at best wind up in a situation where he needs more help and cant live independently, or he's going to be in a place where he needs active care.

With Josh it's not just a single issue like being Dumb, Being Autistic, having ODD, various addictions he forced himself to have as a fuck you dad, etc - he can't understand himself and seeks emotional sesatation though external substances and they compound, He can't smoke himself into a Bifta Buzz? Whats this weed thing? Can't get a buzz off coffee, whats this booze, whats this spirits stuff when beer becomes ineffectual?

He's now just a mess, not just alcoholic but he's a really fucked up mix of mentally hadycapped, mental illness and adictions rolled into a one and what ever comes out the other side it's not going to be prety and Clint really needs to start planning for the worst and Death isn't the worst at this point him being alive and bearly functional is.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
I’ve heard him speak with his father plenty of times he’s entirely capable of taking in multiple sentences and understanding what they mean. He’s not that retarded.
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The real problem is that like most alcoholics and addicts Cobes doesn’t think he has a problem with alcohol and drugs and the first step to sobriety is admitting that he has a problem. Cobes is stuck on step 1 until something so drastic happens that he has to address his drinking as a problem and admit he’s powerless over booze and drugs. Unfortunately I don’t think that even after an alcohol induced crisis cobes will ever be able to admit he’s an alcoholic. Even after his arrest which would be a wake up call to most he went right back to his old ways within a week. It’s actually getting kind of sad.
 
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A massive meltdown livestream straight into a grease saga. God damn the boglim is back.

Seriously though watching the live last night kind of made me feel sick. I actually felt bad for cobra and the majority of the livestream chat was actively planning to make it worse. Reddit weens have ruined this man and now he's normie popular the most unhinged people are clearly just watching hoping he gets seriously hurt for their entertainment. It's fucking savage.
 
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Big Dogs Gonna Eat said:
A massive meltdown livestream straight into a grease saga. God damn the boglim is back.

Seriously though watching the live last night kind of made me feel sick. I actually felt bad for cobra and the majority of the livestream chat was actively planning to make it worse. Reddit weens have ruined this man and now he's normie popular the most unhinged people are clearly just watching hoping he gets seriously hurt for their entertainment. It's fucking savage.
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They just don’t get it. You don’t feed the animals. Fucking weirdo Reddit users.
 
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Big Dogs Gonna Eat said:
I actually felt bad for cobra and the majority of the livestream chat was actively planning to make it worse. Reddit weens have ruined this man and now he's normie popular the most unhinged people are clearly just watching hoping he gets seriously hurt for their entertainment. It's fucking savage.
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There is a legitimate name for this but it escapes me right now - The people who are cheering on his destruction are also the people who need help and who are either still closet abusers wanting to see the worm they feel Josh is struggle under there feet or sadists who want an easy victim they can fulfil a warped insecure need for vengeance against.

I follow Josh because I see a fair chunk of my former self in him especially when I was in my teens, and I want him to to better and while I chuckle at some of the stupid stuff I look at him and I look on on horror because there I go if not for the grace of the gods. I want him to get sober and I want him to do better he will still do an say stupid shit but it wont be a full on train crash.

If you try and make his sad life worse your already sucking the bottom of the septic tank and are trying to feel superior because you know your not far of Josh, but it's the little bits of deflection that soften reality isn't it? Go on crack open another bottle or light up the 3rd spliff of a morning you've proved your better than a guy who started with nothing and wasted that, cushion your own inadiqucy and failure by punching down your ego's worth it - fucking tossers.
 
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Fuck "wellness checks". Even if it's someone saying they're gonna intentionally off themselves, fuck that. It's not that I want everything to go wrong, want some guy to choke on his own vomit, but fuck the idea of the cops knocking on my door because I passed out. For people to choke on their own vomit they pretty much have to be force-fed booze; nobody does it after drinking on their own. I can't imagine how pissed off I'd be if I learned that someone sent cops to my house on the 0.00% chance that I'm going to throw up from too much booze. It's not quite as bad as SWATting but it's pretty damn close.

If you're ever wondering "is it really that bad?" just consider the cases every year of cops showing up to someone's house for an ostensibly suicidal person who they end up shooting.

Get out of here with that shit. Fuck off, cops. And fuck off anyone who thinks sending unasked-for cops is funny OR helpful.
 
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Spunt said:
I think we're nearing the end of the saga now. There's a good chance that by next year he'll be in a box, or will have done so much damage to his brain that he does actually end up in a home, because one big seizure or stroke could incapacitate him completely. I don't think this story will have a happy ending, but it is what it is, toobz.
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I have a really strong suspicion that one day soon we'll get a stream similar to last nights only Cobra isn't going to be getting back up to sperg in front of his door when YouTube trolls call the cops on him.
 
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nym said:
Fuck "wellness checks". Even if it's someone saying they're gonna intentionally off themselves, fuck that. It's not that I want everything to go wrong, want some guy to choke on his own vomit, but fuck the idea of the cops knocking on my door because I passed out. For people to choke on their own vomit they pretty much have to be force-fed booze; nobody does it after drinking on their own. I can't imagine how pissed off I'd be if I learned that someone sent cops to my house on the 0.00% chance that I'm going to throw up from too much booze. It's not quite as bad as SWATting but it's pretty damn close.

If you're ever wondering "is it really that bad?" just consider the cases every year of cops showing up to someone's house for an ostensibly suicidal person who they end up shooting.

Get out of here with that shit. Fuck off, cops. And fuck off anyone who thinks sending unasked-for cops is funny OR helpful.
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His Collars are a choak hazard, when I was a kid in the Goth community there was a few people who took drugs or drink a bit to far puked and the collar kept them from coughing up and drowned on there own puke, One Girl was 15 she got plasterd and took some bad E puked an if she was flat out she would have been on her side an bene OK but she puked sitting up an had a 2in chunkey collar on an didn't get a vomit clear it reaction and choked to death on her own puke - it was a big thing in the local goth / metal / al community for a long while after.

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I have a really strong suspicion that one day soon we'll get a stream similar to last nights only Cobra isn't going to be getting back up to sperg in front of his door when YouTube trolls call the cops on him.
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He's a Tumbler, He has Dyspraxia but he also has a problem with Nociception - i.e. his own body sense - he makes his already stunted understanding worse by having heavy misleading weignts on the ends of his body - He wears shoes 2 or 3 sizes too big for him because he can't understand Width only size so he will ware a 13 because it's what fits his width not a 10 or 11 wide fit, he wears an absurd level of jewlery or accesorys on his arms so ends up swinging wider than he should etc.

Josh always finds a way of compunding an issue rather than finding a way or rationalising it.
 
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nym said:
Fuck "wellness checks". Even if it's someone saying they're gonna intentionally off themselves, fuck that. It's not that I want everything to go wrong, want some guy to choke on his own vomit, but fuck the idea of the cops knocking on my door because I passed out. For people to choke on their own vomit they pretty much have to be force-fed booze; nobody does it after drinking on their own. I can't imagine how pissed off I'd be if I learned that someone sent cops to my house on the 0.00% chance that I'm going to throw up from too much booze. It's not quite as bad as SWATting but it's pretty damn close.

If you're ever wondering "is it really that bad?" just consider the cases every year of cops showing up to someone's house for an ostensibly suicidal person who they end up shooting.

Get out of here with that shit. Fuck off, cops. And fuck off anyone who thinks sending unasked-for cops is funny OR helpful.
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Yeah a wellness check wasn’t really warranted and these Reddit fags don’t really care. They just saw an opportunity to send the police to joshes door and then giddily watch the show that they created. It takes a pretty big piece of shit to harass the drug addled boglim with police but this isn’t the first and won’t be the last. Luckily the police in Casper know the deal with josh and that he isn’t really a threat from dealing with him so many times. It crazy you go to the police academy and think you’re going to have an exciting career chasing bad guys and keeping law and order. Instead you get called out to check on an alcoholic man child with autism. Feels bad man…
 
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