Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Phalanges Mycologist said:
This, I am sorry but this is how it's going to end not with a Bang but with a wimper - Josh was functional as a young teen but only just combine a decade or more of drink or drug abuse with a malfunctioning mind and failing physical health he's going to at best wind up in a situation where he needs more help and cant live independently, or he's going to be in a place where he needs active care.

With Josh it's not just a single issue like being Dumb, Being Autistic, having ODD, various addictions he forced himself to have as a fuck you dad, etc - he can't understand himself and seeks emotional sesatation though external substances and they compound, He can't smoke himself into a Bifta Buzz? Whats this weed thing? Can't get a buzz off coffee, whats this booze, whats this spirits stuff when beer becomes ineffectual?

He's now just a mess, not just alcoholic but he's a really fucked up mix of mentally hadycapped, mental illness and adictions rolled into a one and what ever comes out the other side it's not going to be prety and Clint really needs to start planning for the worst and Death isn't the worst at this point him being alive and bearly functional is.
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I wonder if he's too delusional to recognize a rock bottom. Sadly I think he'll either end up being carted away in a straight jacket or a body bag. This is a terrible recipe. Free money, mental illness, addiction, not enough support. He's in deep and I doubt he can climb out. I wish he would but if we're being realistic, his fate is probably sealed.
 
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G.Rapefruit said:
Yeah a wellness check wasn’t really warranted and these Reddit fags don’t really care. They just saw an opportunity to send the police to joshes door and then giddily watch the show that they created. It takes a pretty big piece of shit to harass the drug addled boglim with police but this isn’t the first and won’t be the last. Luckily the police in Casper know the deal with josh and that he isn’t really a threat from dealing with him so many times. It crazy you go to the police academy and think you’re going to have an exciting career chasing bad guys and keeping law and order. Instead you get called out to check on an alcoholic man child with autism. Feels bad man…
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Exactly, they want him dead but you can the police because he was 'chocking'. It's ridiculous. It's going to get to the point he's going to a group home, he won't upload anymore or he'll die of alcoholism. These Reddit/YouTube faggots are literally ruining my enjoyment of someone I've been watching for over 6 years now. Leave him alone, simple as but they can't because Cobe's owns their sad, pathetic lives.
 
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Andoxico said:
Reading 300 posts of "Clint why won't you do something!? :(" is getting really fucking tiring.
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Honestly this wasn't even that bad.

The birthday stream, the broke my fuckin' cigarette stream and that one where he was blacked out on gas station vodka at 9:30am were definitely worse IMO.
 
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NoosJunki said:
He's STILL drinking 😳
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The awful lighting giving him an actual denthead really adds to the ambiance.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
It’s funny, this could’ve been avoided entirely if he actually cut back on his drinking but he can’t do it. This boy needs group sessions until he smartens the fuck up, permanent group sessions. Here’s what you do Clint, you say “Son it’s time for AA, okay? I know you don’t wanna go, man! I know, but you’ve got a problem and you need to get better. The cops just got a hold of me and said it was a condition of your release from jail that they forgot to add to the docket. So you gotta go or it’s back to jail, the judge is being nice enough to let us off with a warning.”

You’re a dad mr nipps it’s time to start lying and making up shit to cajole your toddler into improving their own life like the rest of us
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Just tell him Ozzy went to rehab and it's goth. Like "i know you're not an alcoholic but you should go to a meeting once and talk to the people there. Ozzy did it."
 
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Spunt said:
How recently, though? He's started having absence seizures. He's now in the terminal alcoholic cycle of day-drinking. Have you ever met an alcoholic at this stage? Either way, you're going to learn how hopeless it is from this stage, and most alcoholics don't triple-down their brain damage with kratom and duster.

He didn't listen when he got fired. He didn't listen when his girlfriend dumped him. He didn't listen when he got evicted. He didn't listen when Clint pulled out of his birthday dinner. He didn't listen when he went to jail. He didn't listen when his teeth turned into loose gravel. He didn't listen when all his friends bailed. And he had his shit together way better when those things happened. What makes you think he'd listen now?
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There's no useful advice for Josh. The best he can do is live an independent life, avoiding people laughing at him for his unfortunate genetics.

For men who look like Cobes and Cyrax, if they want to die in a drunken stupor, let them.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
There is a legitimate name for this but it escapes me right now - The people who are cheering on his destruction are also the people who need help and who are either still closet abusers wanting to see the worm they feel Josh is struggle under there feet or sadists who want an easy victim they can fulfil a warped insecure need for vengeance against.

I follow Josh because I see a fair chunk of my former self in him especially when I was in my teens, and I want him to to better and while I chuckle at some of the stupid stuff I look at him and I look on on horror because there I go if not for the grace of the gods. I want him to get sober and I want him to do better he will still do an say stupid shit but it wont be a full on train crash.

If you try and make his sad life worse your already sucking the bottom of the septic tank and are trying to feel superior because you know your not far of Josh, but it's the little bits of deflection that soften reality isn't it? Go on crack open another bottle or light up the 3rd spliff of a morning you've proved your better than a guy who started with nothing and wasted that, cushion your own inadiqucy and failure by punching down your ego's worth it - fucking tossers.
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Maybe the word is schadenfreude.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
For men who look like Cobes and Cyrax, if they want to die in a drunken stupor, let them.
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There's a big difference between jord and raxxo, cyrax gets drugged by his  grandma mom when he spergs out too hard or tries to hit her where as Cobes does it by choice also rax is a sicko TMDNWU.
 
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RollingRock2 said:
Passing out into the computer monitor, getting up and then faceplanting behind the chair was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while
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I guess that answers one of my questions, which is whether he broke the glasses on the first or second faceplant. Looks like the second because they were still intact after the first.

Honestly, I feel drunk just WATCHING that.
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If he didnt spill that whiskey we would probably actually have been carried out by paramedics after the cops busted his door down.
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I think he lost a lot of his normal boglim +5 saving throw against alcohol from drinking nothing but that horrid 2% or whatever mead. There's no way that had enough to get him really drunk.
 
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I don’t think him leaving YouTube would fix anything. He’s basically on this path of delusion and addiction with a strong resistance to change.

It would be a nice change if he decided it’s shitty being drunk/hung over all the time but I think it really is all he’s got. No friends, no family that comes around, no bearded dragon, not even some of age cisgender human alive pussy.

We think he’s a bad way from watching the streams he curates. Now last night we saw just how fucked he is off camera, stumbling around, falling onto his fucking gourd, yelling at neighbors and cops, and basically being a piece of shit. Makes me really consider all the times he’s appeared with bloody knuckles, bruised foreheads, and other visible injuries.

No fixing this short of Papa Nips going to a court and making the case Cobes can’t take care of himself. He won’t. I think he’s secretly waiting to get a call his baby boy is found dead, dying in a pool of his own vomit.

I’ve heard of parents being relieved when their tard kid finally kicks the bucket. Think that would be the case here.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
No fixing this short of Papa Nips going to a court and making the case Cobes can’t take care of himself. He won’t. I think he’s secretly waiting to get a call his baby boy is found dead, dying in a pool of his own vomit.
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The problem is any attempt to do that is going to result in a 72 hour hold first. He'll be somewhere he can't drink. He'll be sober enough to pass muster if there's a hearing on it, and Cobes isn't going of his own free will.

Compare the very beginning of even the most recent drunkstream. He was more or less coherent at first. Just being stupid as hell isn't getting you put in a conservatorship, much less in Wyoming, which has a very mind your own goddamn business culture.
 
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The problem is any attempt to do that is going to result in a 72 hour hold first. He'll be somewhere he can't drink. He'll be sober enough to pass muster if there's a hearing on it, and Cobes isn't going of his own free will.

Compare the very beginning of even the most recent drunkstream. He was more or less coherent at first. Just being stupid as hell isn't getting you put in a conservatorship, much less in Wyoming, which has a very mind your own goddamn business culture.
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I think it would be less 'look how fucked up he is now', as compared to him showing a long term pattern of being fucking incapable.

I'm pretty sure showing his bank statements (he is not even allowed to have a debit or credit card) that look like a wave going in and out of red would be a good indicator. That and just a few videos of him 'making money' for the amusement of others would add some considerable heft. Hell, he could just show some cooking videos (him immolating the potato wedges and nearly starting a fire) and top off his presentation off with the hair dye video.

The topic has been beat to death but I think there is a legal argument that Cobes can't take care of himself and the last four years prove it. I would love to see one of those picture montages of his decay
 
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