Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bonified retard]

Josh explaining how he's not a piece of shit, while in the process of microwaving an entire beer with ramen noodles for 12 minutes is incredible.

 

[bathtubcosby]

Honestly this wasn't even that bad.

The birthday stream, the broke my fuckin' cigarette stream and that one where he was blacked out on gas station vodka at 9:30am were definitely worse IMO.

This is a generational thing. Clint is an artistic regard himself, but much less than Josh. He grew up in more prosperous times and was able to pass as a regular person. When he married a schizophrenic woman and made Josh...black magic happened. They gave cobra all their mental faults and a touch of FAS. Clint is a neoliberal fucktard who prefers jacking himself off while thinking about how progressive he is rather than actually helping anyone. I uses to sympathize with Clint because I'm a parent, but the more he opens his mouth I realize he is part of the problem. He went to nursing school to help Josh? My ass. His timeline doesn't add up. He's a liar and only marginally smarter than Josh.

 

[Bogliacci]

I believe the zoomers call the feeling Im feeling looking at this "liminal"

 

[biggacracka]

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I believe the zoomers call the feeling Im feeling looking at this "liminal"

Imagine being lost in the backrooms for 2 days now, you're famished and at the next turn you're face to face with this gothic bad boy (who smells good btw) and he offers you some dank food hack and drink combo before you continue your search for an exit

Edit to avoid doubleposting:

Wait he put the microwave in his fucking living room??? Huh????


How the hell has that bowl not just shattered from all the microwaving lmao

Circle of Protection, TWU

 

[Bogliacci]

Wait he put the microwave in his fucking living room??? Huh????

Josh explaining how he's not a piece of shit, while in the process of microwaving an entire beer with ramen noodles for 12 minutes is incredible.

How the hell has that bowl not just shattered from all the microwaving lmao

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Last nights stream cemented Cobes as the undisputed king of lolcow content. There is no 2nd place. Cyraxx is boring, Chris Chan is too far gone to even be funny anymore and Ralph stopped drinking. Cobes is the king of lolcows.

 

[DrNow]

The wellness check meltdown is gonna be cobra lore up there with the hair dye incident, only way more depressing.



This comment was left on the iconic magic ciggeratte trick video. 4 years ago. Just think of what Cobes is gonna be like in another 4 years. Cobes isn’t ageing, he’s deteriorating and there’s no power in the world great enough to change his trajectory at this point. In his mind if he deletes a livestream it’s like it never happened and he can just start fresh the next day. There will be no lesson learnt from last night.

I don’t think he has the capacity to process a moment of clarity. Plus the more isolated he’s become the less incentive he likely feels to make any kind of change.

At this point I suppose we can just be glad he has a roof over his head and his dreams of being a rockstar badboy.

 

[Bogliacci]

Just think of what Cobes is gonna be like in another 4 years.

Very real chance he'll be dead

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Level 420, haha yessss

 

[Space Police]

I dont really want to live in an America where you cant just pace around your room mumbling to yourself and then just scream at like 180 decibels, "FAGGOTS!!!!!!"

What's the timestamp/clip of this?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

ralph, rackets, and cobes has done more to help me ease off on the booze than any other force in my life. I now do jersh's drinking plan which is just a shot of some balkan brandy once in a while to relax. Actually was a great recommendation I wish I could find some actual rakia but the greek metaxas spirit is pretty nice too.

 

[nym]

I wanna reiterate something about the "fuck wellness checks": I'm talking about people who clearly drink a ton and have all the alcohol tolerance in the world. I'm absolutely NOT talking about a passed-out 15 year old, etc., like some people are citing.

I guess I made the mistake of implying the opposite when I said "no one does it after drinking on their own". I'm pretty much thinking of myself who... it would be almost impossible for me to drink enough to throw up anymore. If I'm passed out, you damn well better let me pass out.
Guessing that's the confusion; sorry about that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Rq-4spRz4

 

[Incel Death Note]

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Level 420, haha yessss

The Bogrooms

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Just think of what Cobes is gonna be like in another 4 years. Cobes isn’t ageing, he’s deteriorating and there’s no power in the world great enough to change his trajectory at this point.

he went from being decently active and having friends who while they were not the best influences for him were still decent enough people for the most part to just sitting in his apartment beyond drunk and yelling while a-logs fuck with him relentlessly to feel better about themselves. at this point i do not think cobes has 4 years left.

either he develops some form of infection in his mouth that spreads to his bloodstream and he dies that way or he just drinks himself to death. at this point i think he just figures if he is going to live like a rockstar he might as well die like one too.

 

[Andoxico]

Wait he put the microwave in his fucking living room??? Huh????


How the hell has that bowl not just shattered from all the microwaving lmao

His camera is flipped, wonder how long it's going to be like that for

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Yesterday's steam is going to have all the original video content guys --King Cobra Animated, Walnut Grove et al busy for a while.
I love that his head-grease causes a lasting Vaseline-effect on the lense.

 

[Thunderfingers]

If he keeps going at this rate, he might biff it before Ozzy does.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it would be less 'look how fucked up he is now', as compared to him showing a long term pattern of being fucking incapable.

Forget it, Jake. It's Wyoming.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact he woke up screaming in agony, does he do this every time he wakes up normally off camera? What the hell is going on with that? It's genuinely freaky.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Ah, the return of the grease camera! There was a stretch of time where Cobes' webcam was greased up in his old apartment.

Regarding the sleep streams I mentioned pages back, here's what I could find:

The famous pre-Memorial Day beer challenge with Darflinyb.

Weeks before his 31st birthday last year (if you know you know).

One day before having Halloween ruined by reddit. Again.

I could be wrong but there was a stream where Cobes passed out around 11pm and woke up at 2am. Anyways, to the weekend - silancha, saloo (salud).

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact he woke up screaming in agony, does he do this every time he wakes up normally off camera? What the hell is going on with that? It's genuinely freaky.

I don't think there's much to it. It could be mouth pain or it could just be that he was extra angry yesterday. Maybe both? Social media doesn't give a shit anyways, toobs.