Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

He's broken so much stuff I am honestly shocked that Clint still even bothers replacing them even if they are old er devices like a 8 or 9 they still cost money, I've got my old iPhone 11pro as an emergency backup phone I keep stashed in my away bay bag incase I forget my phone, lose it or it becomes useless in some way looking at it that's £390 at CEX (uk electronics pawn shop / 2nd hand shop), the oldest is a low end iphone 4 for £20 but for something he can install a newer version of the YT app on (security requirement of YT) a seres X in grade B is £150

Clint isn't buying Josh new phones his paypigs are. Courtney alone has bought Josh at least 3 different phones.

 

[TheTourist]

You should see the guy that spent $300+ on a stupid DoorDash grocery order on Christmas Day and didn’t even send it to the right apartment if you haven’t already

Incredible. For the longest time I figured CWC was the only one with batshit insane no-lifes floating around them.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Incredible. For the longest time I figured CWC was the only one with batshit insane no-lifes floating around them.

It’s going to happen more since cobra is now a mainstream lolcow. People will spend their life savings on him now. Cobra will never have to worry about food for the rest of his life thanks to these faggots

 

[RollingRock2]

Unless there was already a saga, I'm surprised Cobes never got into 40s. Especially since there is a whole community surrounding it, and it has more kick than beers.

Cobes has no concept of budgeting or alcohol by volume. He either buys girly drinks because he likes the fruity taste and hates the taste of booze. Or he buys whiskey and forces himself to choke it down because of manly marketing.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Or he buys whiskey and forces himself to choke it down because of manly marketing.

Speaking of Cobes and marketing he and Chris Chan have the same thing with brands where they take advertisements as literal endorsements of something rather than a company trying to make a profit. When Josh goes on and on about tactical soap this becomes really apparent, he actually believes it helps get the ladies. Chris's obsession with Axe body spray is very similar to Josh's love of tactical soap.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Cobes has no concept of budgeting or alcohol by volume. He either buys girly drinks because he likes the fruity taste and hates the taste of booze. Or he buys whiskey and forces himself to choke it down because of manly marketing.

Speaking of Cobes and marketing he and Chris Chan have the same thing with brands where they take advertisements as literal endorsements of something rather than a company trying to make a profit. When Josh goes on and on about tactical soap this becomes really apparent, he actually believes it helps get the ladies. Chris's obsession with Axe body spray is very similar to Josh's love of tactical soap.
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This perfectly explains his loyalty to Jack Daniels. It's a brand that has always been associated with metal head culture.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This perfectly explains his loyalty to Jack Daniels. It's a brand that has always been associated with metal head culture.

You just reminded me of a great video where Cobes nearly pukes all over homegirl Angies floor while professing his love of Jack Daniels

 

[Bogliacci]

You just reminded me of a great video where Cobes nearly pukes all over homegirl Angies floor while professing his love of Jack Daniels

one of my absolute favorites, this boy hates actual liquor lmfao it's like he had to fight himself to become an alcoholic

 

[UncommonParlence]

one of my absolute favorites, this boy hates actual liquor lmfao it's like he had to fight himself to become an alcoholic

Holds in mouth... ack! Dry heave, now gag. Damn. Oooooogh. Too early for that.

Lmao

Cobes looks almost normal here. I'd put $5 into a buzz cobe's head fund. If only he knew how much his fuckability index would improve if he ditched the skullet. It's legitimately one of his foulest features.

Imagine Cobes. Fresh buzz cut, nothing around his neck, clean clothes, no hot topic rings, freshly brushed teeth, and not a hat in sight. He might pull a 4 or a 5. He would be damn near unrecognizable.

That dog collar pisses me OFF!

I bet his neck is permanently deformed from it. He used to at least switch it up and wear chains and smaller collars occasionally. But it's probably been five years since he's been seen without it.

What I wouldn't give to make that fetid collar disappear(my clocktower dream house).

But, without his accouterments would it even be Cobes any more?

Keep on rockin', BOY! TMDWU

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I bet his neck is permanently deformed from it. He used to at least switch it up and wear chains and smaller collars occasionally. But it's probably been five years since he's been seen without it.

I wonder if his head would just flop all over the place if he took it off. His neck muscles are permanently atrophied away. Bobble Head Boglim.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Holds in mouth... ack! Dry heave, now gag. Damn. Oooooogh. Too early for that.

Lmao

Cobes looks almost normal here. I'd put $5 into a buzz cobe's head fund. If only he knew how much his fuckability index would improve if he ditched the skullet. It's legitimately one of his foulest features.

Imagine Cobes. Fresh buzz cut, nothing around his neck, clean clothes, no hot topic rings, freshly brushed teeth, and not a hat in sight. He might pull a 4 or a 5. He would be damn near unrecognizable.

That dog collar pisses me OFF!

I bet his neck is permanently deformed from it. He used to at least switch it up and wear chains and smaller collars occasionally. But it's probably been five years since he's been seen without it.

What I wouldn't give to make that fetid collar disappear(my clocktower dream house).

But, without his accouterments would it even be Cobes any more?

Keep on rockin', BOY! TMDWU

Can you imagine how infuriating he would be to know in person? Where any and all advice is disregarded in the principle that he’s so petty he refuses to do anything anybody suggests because he views it as them having power over him presumably? He could be planning to shave his head but one person says “Hey man, I think you’d look cool with a bald head” and he’d just refuse to shave his head after for fear that person would think they were the ones that got him to shave his head or that it was their idea. It’s an incomprehensible level of unwarranted pride to think that accepting help or taking another persons advice is somehow a “win” for them and a “loss” for you

 

[MuseumChomo]

He was loving it the first stream but by the end of the second man was he a mess. Poor guy. Hope he doesn't kill himself with all that cheap vodka. That's a lot of fuckin booze right there.

poor guy lmao josh is a sack of shit

 

[Sicko Hunter]

poor guy lmao josh is a sack of shit

You realize you can feel empathy for someone who's not a good person right? Like Josh is clearly a narcissistic, perverted weirdo but he's not some irredeemable monster like Cyraxx or Chris Chan.

 

[MuseumChomo]

You realize you can feel empathy for someone who's not a good person right? Like Josh is clearly a narcissistic, perverted weirdo but he's not some irredeemable monster like Cyraxx or Chris Chan.

You realize you can feel empathy for someone who's not a good person right? Like Josh is clearly a narcissistic, perverted weirdo but he's not some irredeemable monster like Cyraxx or Chris Chan.

The only thing Josh hasnt done that cyraxx has is send dick pics to a minor. Theres people infinetely more deserving of empathy than Josh. He literally pitched a fit last night because someone didnt send a drink with his chicken nuggies.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The only thing Josh hasnt done that cyraxx has is send dick pics to a minor. Theres people infinetely more deserving of empathy than Josh. He literally pitched a fit last night because someone didnt send a drink with his chicken nuggies.

Cyraxx physically abused his elderly parents multiple times to the point where he was arrested for it and orally raped a blind person at his school.

 

[Slim Boglim]

The only thing Josh hasnt done that cyraxx has is send dick pics to a minor. Theres people infinetely more deserving of empathy than Josh. He literally pitched a fit last night because someone didnt send a drink with his chicken nuggies.

Cobes is actually a good person. Let’s break down a comparison between you two:
Cobra:
1. He’s kind to animals
2. He’s kind to people
3. He’s generous
4. He’s open minded and accepting of all (as long as you’re not a sicko)
5. He provides a public service (inspiring people not to be like him)
6. He provides countless hours of entertainment
7. He acts as a muse to some truly talented creators
8. He reads at a college level
9. Rocks at guitar
10. Can make wands
You:
1. Are mad
2. Posts weak bait
3. Sad life ruled by cobra (he feels bad for you)

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Cobes is actually a good person. Let’s break down a comparison between you two:
Cobra:
1. He’s kind to animals
2. He’s kind to people
3. He’s generous
4. He’s open minded and accepting of all (as long as you’re not a sicko)
5. He provides a public service (inspiring people not to be like him)
6. He provides countless hours of entertainment
7. He acts as a muse to some truly talented creators
8. He reads at a college level
9. Rocks at guitar
10. Can make wands
You:
1. Are mad
2. Posts weak bait
3. Sad life ruled by cobra (he feels bad for you)

You forgot he smells really good

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

The Anti-Cobra Redditors are leaking into this thread now. Josh is nowhere near as bad as Cyrax, you have to be grasping at straws to even consider them as the same. Yeah, Josh is an asshole but so are most people to be fair.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Getting Josh to kill himself ruins the content and makes you look even more retarded than he is.

 

['Ole Dente]

The only thing Josh hasnt done that cyraxx has is send dick pics to a minor. Theres people infinetely more deserving of empathy than Josh. He literally pitched a fit last night because someone didnt send a drink with his chicken nuggies.

Lord in heaven if you think Cobes is the bottom of the barrel, just the epitome of evil, worthy of every torture you can manage to conceive…just wait, my delectable little nigger muffin. Life will teach you what evil is.