Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

A word that never existed, with no prior meaning, just complete gibberish and yet you look at Cobes and hear the word “boglim” and it just clicks. It just feels so obvious as if you knew all along and just needed a word to put it to. It’s as cut and dry as the word “red” meaning the color “red”. Kingcobrajfs is a boglim. Of course he is. He’s always been a boglim, in our minds he was already a “boglim” there just wasn’t a word word for it until you hear it and just feel “yep, that’s a boglim”

It's just 1 letter away from a toy we had over here in Bongland in the 90s.

 

[Hennimore]

For me the golden era of kingcobrajfs ended when Josh was evicted in 2020. Once he moved he stopped going out nearly as much, the only friend he'd really have over was Warlord, he started becoming a full blown drunk and he also got into the more disturbing rants about periods. It's been pretty much all downhill since he moved.

I don't think anyone would argue against this. While I do have fond memories of the basement days and there is some great content from that era that is sadly lost to the passage of time, I don't think anyone could argue that his original apartment wasn't home to some of the most classic Cobra moments.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

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This precious little guy seems like an awesome concept for a d&d rogue build. Especially if you can homebrew him.

 

[Braowbun]

He un-dumped NAL but the gay vampire look has yet to return.

I hope his sexy look will return when she sends him an empty bottle of Pepto.
Doordash has saved this romance. Amazing she was wearing a box fresh Ozzy top when she recieved his beautiful offer of love.
A fucking burger.
I bet NaL's tormented mum didn't even get a fry

 

[Halloween23]

Cobra somehow being able to pull girls AND being completely willingly to cut ties with them without giving a single shit will never not be funny to me. Boglin somehow displays giga chad energy every once and a while.

 

[Bogliacci]

He got a new phone and it's actually a nice one lol

His new phone doesn't affect the Webcam of his IMac. Some setting had to have changed or something that upped the frames of the recording. Or I'm crazy and it just seems different to my trole mind

 

[bonified retard]

The boglim fed the homeless

Love how he didn't customize it at all, except for excluding the one ingredient he doesn't like, even though it's for somebody else. Trust and fucking believe Alicia or Ellen get at least extra cheese because they don't look like a young edarem.

 

[fukkit]

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Love how he didn't customize it at all, except for excluding the one ingredient he doesn't like, even though it's for somebody else. Trust and fucking believe Alicia or Ellen get at least extra cheese because they don't look like a young edarem.

Has to be a record low on his doordash history.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The boglim fed the homeless

Jesus Christ, no way is she in her late 30s. She looks like she’s almost pushing 50.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

The boglim fed the homeless

Looks like a 50 year old trash rat in my opinion.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

All started with this post

Bonus: just noticed in the screenshot of the first ever comment calling Cobes a boglim it was liked 34 times
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They don't call 'im cruel taste for nothin', toobs.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think he just sent her what she asked for, which is a baconator with no ketchup.

Part of me wished he sent one of his $50 monstrosities that just slides off the bun and leaves grease streaming down your arms.

I wonder how often they don’t even add all the shit be requested and he doesn’t even notice.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He actually spent his hard-begged Doordash money on this fiend. What a 180 and not the good kind. So much for the chad energy he had earlier.

 

[Garth]

Cobra somehow being able to pull girls AND being completely willingly to cut ties with them without giving a single shit will never not be funny to me. Boglin somehow displays giga chad energy every once and a while.

Easy come, easy go.

 

[RollingRock2]

An E-ghoulfriend works out the best for Cobes, he gets to keep the cobra den to himself but gets the dopamine hit of female attention.

 

[HiveDull]

What a simp lol. I guess I was wrong about Valentine's Day 2024 being about male empowerment.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It would have better if Josh paid to travel her to Casper to fuck her than this pointless simp shit buying her food.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

An E-ghoulfriend works out the best for Cobes, he gets to keep the cobra den to himself but gets the dopamine hit of female attention.

It would be amusing if "E-girlfriends are REAL girlfriends" gets added to his list of copes, alongside "There's no such thing as a girly drink" and "It's too late to start brushing my teeth."

That last one might not be a cope to be fair.

 

[Bogliacci]

Are you troles gay enough secure in your masculinity enough to drink pink champagne?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

It would have better if Josh paid to travel her to Casper to fuck her than this pointless simp shit buying her food.

Even if he wanted to do that, I don't think he knows how to buy plane tickets.