Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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beeingurself said:
I only started following him a few months ago and damn does his complete inability to control his spending piss me off.
I'm fine with him being a bit of a grifter, I'm fine with him selling painted sticks which is subpar, but honest(ish) work (although he overprices the shit out of the wands).
But the way he just wastes money in stupid shit...is just too much.
And I love how he nonchalantly overdrafts his account, as if it had no consequences on his finances.

If he didn't drink like a sponge and didn'tbuy overpriced fast food (delivered on a motorbike) he would actually be able to save some money that would serve him well when unexpected shit comes along.
But no, not only is he too retarded to understand that, he's now more often than not also too drunk to understand it.
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So I actually made an account to reply to this....
I have seen Kingcobra in the past and gotten a good chuckle out of him, but I really don't keep track of really any of the lolcows. I think it's more fun to check in from time to time months or even years in advance to see what they've been up to. But didn't he like... Seem to legitimately like to cook? I mean sure he made some pretty..... I'll say "questionable" stuff.. But he seemed to have fun, and weirdly enjoy the food he made. Now he's paying delivery dash fees and complaining that he doesn't have enough money? I saw the "ingredients" he used to buy. I wouldn't say they were of the top quality.. Doing that again would be so much more cost effective than having restaurant food delivered to you. And it would hopefully provide many more entertaining videos!
 
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Foxbat said:
So I actually made an account to reply to this....
I have seen Kingcobra in the past and gotten a good chuckle out of him, but I really don't keep track of really any of the lolcows. I think it's more fun to check in from time to time months or even years in advance to see what they've been up to. But didn't he like... Seem to legitimately like to cook? I mean sure he made some pretty..... I'll say "questionable" stuff.. But he seemed to have fun, and weirdly enjoy the food he made. Now he's paying delivery dash fees and complaining that he doesn't have enough money? I saw the "ingredients" he used to buy. I wouldn't say they were of the top quality.. Doing that again would be so much more cost effective than having restaurant food delivered to you. And it would hopefully provide many more entertaining videos!
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Josh seems less prolific nowadays with his recipes and cooking, but what few videos and streams he does that include him cooking something are just as off-putting as they have always been. Even if he were to go grocery shopping, he would combine everything into one plate and convince his viewers that the creation is tasty, leaving him back at square one with an empty pantry. I'll admit I follow him, mostly through Bitesized Cobra Vids and other compilation channels, just to marvel at Josh's delusions and inability to function like a healthy person would. It's not a healthy interest on my part, but like most cows I am eager to see how far off the deep end he goes. I also hope he uses the slow cooker he got for his birthday a little while back for some ungodly creation.
 
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i think he might have stopped the cooking videos because they got terrible responses because his phone can't record proper audio anymore
I used to love them but i haven't watched like the last 5 because the audio is so bad
 
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Foxbat said:
Now he's paying delivery dash fees and complaining that he doesn't have enough money?
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Every frigging time he gets some money (from selling wands, music or just paypigs paypigging) there are two thing on his "to do" list:
- Buy booze
- Buy delivered fast food with enough extras to double or triple the price.

He repeats those two thing until he's out of money.
Then, I guess, he goes back to cooking but doesn't do cooking videos because of the audio recording problems in his phone.
 
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beeingurself said:
At least for the vodka shot he did an inb4 for all the weird faces and obviously negative reaction by saying he didn't like vodka and that it smelled like rubbing alcohol and potatoes.
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My favorite part of that entire stream was him sniffing the bottle the first time and saying that it smelled like corn and rubbing alcohol, and then he realized that he fucked up and sniffed it again to correct himself.
 
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RollingRock said:
His parents buy him groceries. E-begging gets him booze and doordash money.
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But... he doesn't seem to have a "job." Shouldn't at least the government be buying him groceries? Not at all that I'm for that situation either but... Does he have an actual income where he can't get these benefits? Is he actually earning money for his "content?" If so I'm REALLY fucking doing this "job" thing ALL WRONG.
 
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Foxbat said:
But... he doesn't seem to have a "job." Shouldn't at least the government be buying him groceries? Not at all that I'm for that situation either but... Does he have an actual income where he can't get these benefits? Is he actually earning money for his "content?" If so I'm REALLY fucking doing this "job" thing ALL WRONG.
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He gets social security which is mostly used to pay for his rent. He doesn't earn anything in the way of ad money but paypigs do give him beer money and buy his wands and albums.
 
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Foxbat said:
But... he doesn't seem to have a "job." Shouldn't at least the government be buying him groceries? Not at all that I'm for that situation either but... Does he have an actual income where he can't get these benefits? Is he actually earning money for his "content?" If so I'm REALLY fucking doing this "job" thing ALL WRONG.
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SSI is supposed to be like "topping off" money for him to have a part time tard job, ala Wendy's. I'm not sure if they adjust it if you don't work (he mentioned getting it cut off when he made too much working) but it's not a lot. I'm sure getting SSI also qualifies you for food stamps in most circumstances, though being dependent on Clint might alter the usual distribution.
 
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It doesn’t matter if Jord has food stamps or not. He can’t drive and he’s too lazy to ride bike to the nearest grocery store. Stepmom Tanis is literally the only reason he has food that isn’t doordash.

I miss the old cooking videos. These days, he uses entire ingredients on one dish. The last pasta monstrosity used an entire package of bacon. Like, wtf.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
SSI is supposed to be like "topping off" money for him to have a part time tard job, ala Wendy's. I'm not sure if they adjust it if you don't work (he mentioned getting it cut off when he made too much working) but it's not a lot. I'm sure getting SSI also qualifies you for food stamps in most circumstances, though being dependent on Clint might alter the usual distribution.
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the most you can get on ssi is 783 per month plus a state supplement which in Wyoming is 25 dollars per month.
 
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Foxbat said:
So I actually made an account to reply to this....
I have seen Kingcobra in the past and gotten a good chuckle out of him, but I really don't keep track of really any of the lolcows. I think it's more fun to check in from time to time months or even years in advance to see what they've been up to. But didn't he like... Seem to legitimately like to cook? I mean sure he made some pretty..... I'll say "questionable" stuff.. But he seemed to have fun, and weirdly enjoy the food he made. Now he's paying delivery dash fees and complaining that he doesn't have enough money? I saw the "ingredients" he used to buy. I wouldn't say they were of the top quality.. Doing that again would be so much more cost effective than having restaurant food delivered to you. And it would hopefully provide many more entertaining videos!
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You caught him on the tail-end of his Wendy's days, where he had a schedule, somewhat of a routine, and was actually trying to budget/save for monthly expenses.
Now, feeders and faggots like Courtney and all his JewTewb mods as well as "weeeens" toss paypal bucks at him. Why waste time "adulting" when there's a service that will deliver, gnomeahmsayin?
 
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How on earth did Kobes manage to stream for 7 1/2 hours today?

Here's the his streams minus the 7 hour marathon and his chillin stream from last night

Start:
Going to shower after stream because he's meeting up with people. Going to sell a pair of wands for a $200-300. He needs money for sand paper. Reads chat.
3:09:
You will get an autographed shirt if you buy the expensive pair of wands. Reading chat.
7:28:
Poot. Back to reading chat.
9:10:
Puts on the video of the guy reviewing his album.
9:50:
Kobes says he doesn't have all the tracks because there are 8.
11:32:
Kobes is pleased with the compliment about his shrieking. Texting Courtney. She sent him $20. Helping his account out of the negative TWU. Back to the video.
14:00:
Says he's only $2.34 in the negative now. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says he's ignoring hate comments. Reads comments. Back to the video.
16:15:
Kobes feels sorry for his trolls. He has $13.25 in his account. Out of the negative TWU. Shout outs to people who gave him money. Back to the video.
17:56:
Kobes subscribes to the channel and says it sucks he only has 317 subscribers. Back to the video.
22:00:
Kobes explains his vocal layers. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads a text saying a reddit troll paid him on 'fever' to review the album. Kobes doesn't care. Back to the video.
25:10:
Kobes harmonises the titles of the songs. Back to the video.
28:14:
Kobes is meditating along with his awaken your senses song.
38:08:
Kobes is pleased the review is positive. Back to the video.
44:35:
He gets very excited when the guy in the video says he doesn't know how to process the drinking song on the album.
49:05:
Reads troll text. Owns the trolls by blocking them. Back to the video.
51:33:
Reads troll texts. Talks shit about trolls. Owns the trolls by blocking them. Back to the video.
53:39:
Trolls. Talks shit to trolls in voice messages. Troll rant.
55:14:
Finally a fan text! Back to the video. Tobacco rant. Back to the video.
57:50:
Blocking and deleting troll texts. Troll rant. Back to the video.
59:53:
Reads a fan text. Back to the video.
1:01:37:
Shout out to someone who sent him $1. Back to the video.
1:02:30:
Reading troll texts. Troll rant. He'll do whatever he wants with the money people sent to his PayPal. Back to the video.
1:05:48:
Talking shit to trolls in voice messages. Back to the video.
1:07:02:
Owning the trolls by blocking and deleting them. Troll rap. Back to the video.
1:09:58:
Reading texts. Back to the video. Puts on another video.
1:10:55:
He has $33 now. Shout out to someone who sent him money. Ends the stream because he has to piss
Start:
Happy 4th July. Going to Play a video of the star spangled banner on bell towers. Talking about a wand customer who moved and the wand got returned. Plays the bell tower video.
3:35:
Plays star spangled banner on guitar. Fireworks psa. Talks about a troll text he got earlier.
6:50:
Cam where is degrading. Call them something else. Might do another Blaire white video response. Kobes supports trannys. Talks about how he was surprised that Blaire is not a true and honest woman.
10:31:
Doing a video response to a Blaire white video about super straight. Explains super straight.
12:30:
Moar beer. Makes a shiny with cherry vanilla coke and bud light platinum. Girly drinks is toxic masculinity. Plays the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains transphobia.
15:11:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Not wanting to date trannys is not transphobic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Explains super straight. Kobes supports gays and trannys as long as they're not chomos.
19:50:
Back to the video. Its not transphobic to not want to date a tranny. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes already did a response to this story when Isaacs Butterfield did a video in it. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards can't call people straight phobic. Back to the video
23:45:
It's a hilarious joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trannys are hypocrites for being outraged. Back to the video. It's just a joke bro.
26:16:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complains about trolls. Talks about Shon jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trannys and gays are hypocrites. Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
28:28:
Trans women aren't women. Based terf kobes.
31:18:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes thinks this guy getting harassed is outrageous. Kobes talks about being called a queen for having painted nails.
33:35:
Jonathan yaniv is a piece of shit. Shills tactical soap. Back to talking about getting called a queen for painting his nails. kobes is a goth who loves America YouTube! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Kobes is okay with gwys and trannys as long as they are nit chimos.
39:46:
Beer piss.
40:57:
Moar beer. Returns. Double standards gender relations. Attention seeking fake trannys and gays. Based.
43:02:
Back to the video for w seconds. It sucks that straight people used to be terrible to gay people but not kobes' fault. Gender relations. Brings race into it for some reason. Gender relations. Body shaaaaaming.
46:45:
6 pack joke. Double standards body shaaaaaming. Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Fake attention seeking gays and trannys.
48:12:
Back to the video. People can identify as dogs as long as they don't try to fuck dogs. Kobes draws the line at trans species. Trans disabled rant. Trans racial rant.
51:08:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Gun control rant.
52:23:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Wtf is a dino sexual. Flintstones impressions. Not trying to offended anyone. LGBTQJFS people have too many letters. It's confusing. Back to the video for 2 seconds. They are making it 2 complicated. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Why can't we all just get along.
56:40:
Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Telling people who to date isn't rapey. Kobes explains what rape is. Back to the video.
59:29:
We're all allowed preferences in the dating scene just don't be a dick. Back to the video. Don't add words to make words mean something.
1:00:58:
Moar beer. Checks PayPal. Kobes supports trannys as long as they are not chimos. Git more money to resend the wands. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Traps are gay. Back to the video.
1:04:11:
Pauses the video to block troll texts. Trolls are just proving how famous he is by texting him all the time.
1:09:40:
No one likes a pity fuck. Shout out to kobes' dry spell. Back to the video.
1:11:12:
Kobes identifies as a male cyst male gothic bad boy. Kobes talks about getting called a queen, trans, faggot. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Troll rant. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Troll rant.
Back to the video.
1:15:56:
Non binaries btfo'd.
1:18:25:
Trannys in women's sports rant.
1:20:44:
Focus on the women who like you even if they are not great looking. Kobes explains gender realignment surgery.
1:23:02:
Even though Blaire is trans she speaks the truth. Super gay, super trans. You all git trolled.
1:25:57:
Moar beer. Beer piss.
1:27:41:
Back to the video for 2 seconds Parrots what's said in the video. X2 both sides! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is sick and tired of women accusing everyone of rape. Gender relations rant.
1:33:19:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Jeffrey star getting a pink ar15. Guns rant.
1:38:03:
Kobes is straight for of age pussy and he's waiting patiently. Talks about 30 year old Virgins and his dry spell.
1:43:20:
Trannys can give birth like true and honest women.
1:44:27:
Moar beer.
1:46:30:
Talks about Caitlyn Jenner. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Naturally born vagina. Naturally born titties.
1:52:50:
Kobes says Blaire is being too demanding by shilling her social media links. Checks his PayPal. He has $29. Shout out to people who gave him money.
1:56:39:
Thinks chat isn't on. Gender relations Double standards.
2:00:28:
Moar beer. Has 4 beers left. He mostly sits in silence for the rest of the stream because he's wasted
Start:
Talking about a video a fan sent him to watch. Starts a pjw video about a tranny. Kobes doesn't like trannys like this giving other trannys a bad name. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video.
6:03:
Trannys exposing themselves to women is worse than trans racial. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes thinks only post op trannys should be allowed into female bathrooms and changing rooms. Back to the video. He isn't really saying anything interesting when he pauses the video. Just parroting and it's ridiculous YouTube.
20:45:
Puts on another video about a house refurbishment. Talks about anxiety wars getting cyber bullied.
23:18:
Back to talking about sickos making things harder for the trans community. Back to watching the video. He's mostly sitting in silence watching the video not even pausing it.
28:08:
Not buying beer because he needs to resend wands send buy sandpaper. Back to watching the video.
32:05:
Back to talking about the pjw video. Kobes is in shock. All you can do is wait patiently for the right of age woman to come along.
34:18:
Puts on a Sydney Watson rage bait video about critical race theory. He's not pausing the video as often as usual and he's just parroting what she says.
48:20:
Low effort Race relations rant
51:45:
Back to the video. Can't abolish police. Not all cops are like Chauvin. Talks about getting swatted. Back to the video.
57:35:
Low effort Gender relations. Back to the video.
1:02:56:
Checks his phone. Owns the trolls by blocking and deleting their texts. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video.
1:06:13:
Fuck racism man it's not necessary.
1:10:19:
Kobes identifies as cyst gendered white male. Reading chat.
1:15:47:
Independence day freestyle rap TWU he stops and restarts because he messed up his flow. Gives up again and gets water.
1:19:57:
Back to his independence day freestyle. Sits silently reading chat.
1:23:42:
Says this is a really depressing stream. He'll get over it. He's not depressed just concerned about where society is heading.
1:28:15:
Trying some cbd gummies a fan sent him. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement he says they are tasty. He eats the whole bag of gummies.
1:34:05:
Tranny joke. Kobes likes conjuring thunderstorms. Eating sunflower seeds.
1:35:51:
Puts a Tom Segura stand up video on.
1:44:40:
Puts on another stand up video. He doesn't say anything just eating sunflower seeds.
1:53:33:
Sunflower seeds #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement . Reads chat.
1:58:31:
Low effort circle of protection for someone's puppy.
Start:
Shills his PO box and PayPal. #youdon'thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated. Got 2 packages.
1:12:
Got cbd bud
2:17:
Pall mall menthol, 2 cigars, captain Morgan and vodka and an eyewitness book on crystals and gems.
4:15:
Cigar psa while he looks for his cigar cutter. Going to do some shots for his patreoners.
6:03:
Wand is re-sent
6:55:
Shows off his new cigar cutter. Talks about the cigar shop. How to cut a cigar. Can't smoke indoors now, not complaining.
8:12:
Checks his phone
9:32:
Lists off what to send him. Booze, smokes, t-shirts. Shows off his skull shot glass. Rocking jorts today because its hot outside
12:20:
Shot! Saving the vodka for later.
13:45:
Says his vodka smells like rubbing alcohol and corn. Corrects himself and says potatoes. Complains about being demonitorised for advertising tobacco and alcohol.
16:19:
Shot!
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
Now, feeders and faggots like Courtney and all his JewTewb mods as well as "weeeens" toss paypal bucks at him. Why waste time "adulting" when there's a service that will deliver, gnomeahmsayin?
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This is why he'll never make it on his own. This is the guy who looks at the $5 in his account and tries to figure out what he can buy without overdrawing, which he ends up doing anyway. Just this week he was overdrawn on both his bank and Paypal accounts, but he gets bailed out by weirdos looking for a shoutout. Then the cycle continues in perpetuity.
 
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