Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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beeingurself said:
His account is negative $49 because he bought a present for Clint.
Because he couldn't wait another day until he got money from Patreon (according to him). I'm sure the overdraft fee is not worth worrying about for a guy who is constantly broke.
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this is pretty hilarious, considering clint has a history of paying his overdraft fees. Here's a present, you have to pay for half of it though!
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
As expected, current livestream (about 7:42PM EST, still rolling) he's SUPER regretful on that $30 KFC last night . "I was looking forward to being able to pay for rent, oh man"

Also, he needs sandpaper.
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He also ended the stream by looking at his paypal account which ended up being overdrawn by $23.
 
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beeingurself said:
I only started following him a few months ago and damn does his complete inability to control his spending piss me off.
I'm fine with him being a bit of a grifter, I'm fine with him selling painted sticks which is subpar, but honest(ish) work (although he overprices the shit out of the wands).
But the way he just wastes money in stupid shit...is just too much.
And I love how he nonchalantly overdrafts his account, as if it had no consequences on his finances.

If he didn't drink like a sponge and didn'tbuy overpriced fast food (delivered on a motorbike) he would actually be able to save some money that would serve him well when unexpected shit comes along.
But no, not only is he too retarded to understand that, he's now more often than not also too drunk to understand it.
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Cobes is a guy who chases dopamine. He has no ambition in life, no direction, no goals. His father enables him in this because its easier than actually dealing with it, which he says he "tried" for years.

Cobras whole existence is chasing pleasure for himself, and since he can no longer attract a willing mate, he loses himself in food and substance abuse. His maturity levels are low, as is his IQ.

He ran into trouble at his shitty fast food job clearing the lobby because of his tendancy to never think ahead to the future. He constantly screwed up the job they give to downies and tards, because of his astounding inability to learn from mistakes. Even dumb animals can do that, but apparently a combination of low IQ and Autism renders a human virtually useless.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
Cobra teasing a 4th of July freestyle rap. TWU.

Here's the video of that guy reviewing Cobra's newest album that Cobra responded to during his latest stream.

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You're a hero

Sitting here drinking vodka and watching this guy's review listen to the production of this album again even though I bought a copy because I'm a faggot... I'm going to have to watch some of this guy's content he seems like he's taking the piss out of this.. but I'm also starting to think that Josh had help with this album. I wonder what the credentials needed are or the criteria is to produce something with deathbed tapes.
 
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I'm still behind but here's Kobes' streams from July 1st:
Start:
Tactical soap is on the way. Got some fanmail.
1:04:
Got a sick notebook that says walnuts be drippin to his po box. Shills his po box. Reads the note.
2:57:
Laughs at mixing up museum privilege with Muslim privilege.
4:13:
Starts a YouTube video.
5:22:
Watching an of age goth chick do elvira cos play.
6:23:
Rules for interacting with e girls.
10:46:
Just because you see a girl on Facebook doesn't mean she has an onlyfans. Rant out men for being creepy online. Turns into gender relations.
12:23:
Youtubers getting hate comments. Moar powder grape drink. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
15:19:
Talking about how talented this of age goth girl is at make up.
16:27:
Women can get away with wearing just underwear to a tennis court but men can't.
17:25:
Talking about men stealing women's underwear to sniff. Turns into scenario of a couple having a fight over answering the other person's phone.
19:45:
Being creepy about women's underwear commercial. Gender relations Double standards in underwear commercials.
21:24:
Dating scene
22:00:
Shills his proud American shirt for 4th July. Rant about people being offended by the American flag.
25:33:
Subscribe to its black Friday. Says he wants to send her and her boyfriend some Tactical soap.
26:45:
Kobes is impressed with what can be done with make up.
30:49:
Puts on another video from the same channel
31:51:
Kobes is proud of his long thumbnails. Got money sent to his PayPal. Shout outs to people who sent him money. Instant transfer so he can buy booze twu.
33:33:
If you want claw like nails grow them yourself. I have no idea why he's watching a video about at home nail extensions.
52:16:
Checks his PayPal again. No more money sent to him.
53:03:
Shout out to Kobes dry spell. Waiting patiently. Chicks are more attracted to guys who don't have sex.
54:32:
Vocal cover Judas Priest . No copyright infringement intended. Mumbles to his rape demon. Talks to chat.
59:44:
Shows off the notebook he received again
Ngl that notebook is pretty cool.
Start:
Waving his hand. Doing beer reviews. Talks about Samuel Adams commercials. Thanks the fans who sent him money.
2:14:
Celebrating 4th July. Shills his merch
Checks his Tee Spring.
3:11:
His beer tastes like beer. What a review! Explains how to male his beer mac and cheese sauce. Bans someone from chat for being racist.
4:50:
Took a shower before going to the liquor store because he loves Tactical soap. KingSoapraJFS
6:00:
Says he'll give Clint some Tactical soap if he can't get the red lobster gift card. Says he conjured a thunderstorm. Shout out to kobes dry spell. Samuel Adams #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
8:18:
Troll rant to be honest
9:28:
Lists off all the alcohol he bought and how he's going to ration it out. Not an alcoholic.
11:06:
There are parts of the world where he would be thrown in jail for making wands and practicing magic. It's why he loves America. Talks about Samuel Adams commercials. Snakes.
13:53:
Shills tactical soap. Bans someone for being racist. Irish and Scottish slaves. White people enwords.
16:40:
Comedy ain't what it used to be. Comedy and race relations.
Q8:00;
Talks about blaire white
19:26:
Poot. Moar beer. Talks about his fart
20:36:
Beer tastes like beer. Another great review!
21:24:
International pick up lines
25:44:
Muslims are not all suicide bombers. Muslims have a sweet clock tower. Back to International pick up lines.
27:50:
Gives dating advice. Make women laugh without being too racist. More International pick up lines.
29:54:
Kobes would tell White racists to knock that shit off. Kobes is tired of all White people being blamed for White people racism. Reads chat.
33:05:
Checks his PayPal. Complaining about being demonitorised. Got a donation of $1.35 TWU
35:01:
Canadian pick up line for Canada day. Moar beer. Mumbles to his rape demon.
38:20:
Girly drinks is toxic masculinity.
41:10:
Kobes for president 2024. Politics rant.
43:56:
Kobes likes big mommas house. Talks about Eddie Murphy but that's a Martin Lawrence movie.
46:39:
Gender relations
47:07:
Checks his door. Back to gender relations.
48:43:
Kobes gets pissed someone in chat asks if he's broke.
50:28:
Women can be in the military because they have babies.
51:50:
Spent all of his money on liquor. KingSoapraJFS. Dry spell
53:48:
Not asking his fans for more money. Complaining about paying bills. Has to make wants to cover groceries
56:40:
Moar alcohol. Not an alcoholic . Mike's hard mango #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement . Spills the drink all over himself. Dry spell jokes.
1:01:46:
Not an alcoholic. Alcohol makes his streams more fun.
1:03:00:
Shills banjos. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement Shows off his banjo.
1:04:36:
Hes a professional guitar player not a professional banjo player. Not a complete rockstar just an Internet rockstar.
1:06:54:
Checks his PayPal. Troll rant. Shout outs to the people who sent him money. Says he might save that money. Bragging about making $60 today on YouTube.
1:14:40:
Pissed off he's not getting any savings on his order. Going to do a food challenge but he's keeping it secret for now.
1:19:22:
Reading texts.
Start:
Got kfc. Phone on airplane mode. Shout out to Door dash. Thanks to the fans for giving him money to get kfc. Not a competitive eater but he likes to eat.
3:30:
Yukbang
5:43:
Shout out to someone who gave him money. Lists off his order again. Might not complete his food challenge. Not a competitive eater.
8:06:
Hes filled up on mashed potatoes.
10:37:
He's going to fail this challenge. He's already full. This will be a food review instead.
13:34:
Having 1 piece of chicken. Going to save the rest for later.
19:19:
Kobes is doing things that make him happy.
20:10:
He's done. Looks like he's going to pass out or puke or both.
21:18:
Going to stop doing food challenges and just do food reviews now.
This was just downright disrespectful.
 
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Here's Kobes' latest video responses *spelled correctly
Start:
Kobes can go live whenever he wants. Fan sent him a Blaire White video about a trans racial person so he’s going to do a video response. Shills his PayPal and Tactical soap. Regretting spending all of his money on KFC.
2:10:
Starts the video for 2 seconds. Kobes supports trans rights and thinks we should draw the line at trans species but trans racial is a no no. Kobes thinks it’s black face. Not all lives matter.
4:53:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn’t pretend to be Ozzy. People using trans movement to promote being a chimo. Trans kids rant. Koreans are probably offended by this. Does an impression of a Korean person. Stop Asian hate. It’s ridiculous YouTube.
9:45:
Bans someone from chat. Trolls are obsessed with him. Back to the video for 2 seconds. IT’S NOT YOUR CULTURE! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is so tired of talking about trans racials on his YouTube Youtube. Trans racial only works if you want to identify as white.
12:50:
Back to the video for 2 seconds Kobes thinks Blaire is hot but doesn’t date trannys. Dating scene. Date scenario. Menopause joke. Talks about Blaire being a convincing woman. Kobes supports gay rights as long as they’re not hurting kids.
17:13:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes has never heard about trans age before and for some reason automatically assumes that people identify as older than they are rather than younger.
19:09:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains trans species. Kobes identifies as a cis goth who is attracted to of age girls. Talks about his dream house and imaginary pet cobra. Talks about his troll slayer song.
21:40:
Not an alcoholic. Regrets spending all his money on KFC. Moar beer. Back to the video.
22:41:
Right wing people are against black face. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes thinks trans racial is okay as long as he’s not hurting children. Why does he keep bringing up chimos when he’s talking about trannys? Back to the video for 2 seconds.
25:05:
Kobes explains K-Pop. Talks about his sound. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Imagine Kobes getting plastic surgery to look like Ozzy. If he won the lottery he definitely would. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shouldn’t be allowed to change your gender because you don’t understand what women go through. But Kobes supports trans rights.
28:50:
Kobes liked Asians. Talks about sushi. White boy loves his wasabi. Back to the video.
30:00:
Kobes supports the lgbt people but not trans racial people. Says it would be like him getting plastic surgery to look like Ozzy. Kobes doesn’t know what non-binary means. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes identifies as a bad ass. Big speech about how Kobes knows when to hold his tongue and swallow his aggression. Gender relations, double standards.
33:50:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes laughs when the guy in the video says he’s not doing it for attention. Kobes looks like Ozzy and wouldn’t need plastic surgery. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Calls the guy in the video a racist for being trans racial. Based.
36:42:
Kobes thinks the line should be drawn at trans species. No trans disabled or trans racial people.
37:56:
Jeffrey Star is one of those. J* moved to Casper because it’s gorgeous. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes laughs at the guy asking in the video for people to be respectful to him. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is okay with non-binary but not trans racial. Rant about trans disabled people.
42:20:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes thinks you should sympathise with trans people because they have mental issues. They just want to be understood. Kobes does not understand. Talks about cheating on Summer. People like Kobes because he’s not afraid to tell it like it is. Kobes is famous because his phone is blowing up. Doesn’t care he’s going bald.
46:03:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trans Korean dude doesn’t look like the guy he’s trying to look like. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about another trans racial person. Trans women aren’t real women. Based Terf Kobes. Kobes supports trannys as long as they are not hurting kids.
49:48:
Talks about Stephanie and job corps. Reminiscing about the first time he consensually squeezed of age titties. Bud light platinum #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement South Park predicted the future.
53:02:
Moar beer. Singing crazy train. Tree gender. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Woke tards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video.
56:32:
Trans acceptance is a slippery slope to accepting chimos. Based. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads troll texts. Owns the trolls by blocking and deleting them. Kobes focuses on his fans.
59:12:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Over exaggerated laugh. Owns the trolls by blocking and deleting them. Over exaggerated laugh. Koobes is famous and the trolls are just jealous. Back to the video.
1:01:06:
Reads a fan text. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trans is a mental disorder. Back to the video for 2 seconds. De-stigmatize mental disorders to a degree. Back to the video.
1:03:12:
Parrots what’s said in the video. Trans isn’t a choice. Kobes is okay with trannys unless they are chimos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Texting. Owns the trolls by blocking and deleting them.
1:05:36:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Troll rant.
1:07:27:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains what gender is. Going to watch some x videos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trans men aren’t men. Based Terf Kobes. Detransitioners. Gets mad at Mr. Garrison from South Park.
1:11:08:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains how women think. Scenario of buying ice cream for of age girlfriend. G3nder relations rant.
1:14:17:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trans women aren’t women; Blaire can say that why can’t Kobes? Moar beer. LGTBT rant.
1:18:15:
Mass shootings are caused by mental illness not guns. Gun control rant.
1:24:55:
Texting while driving rant.
1:24:29:
Back to the video. Can’t ignore science YouTube! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives himself squinty eyes. Trans Asian is racist. Leave Trump alone!
1:27:48:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. No one cares about men’s feelings. Detransitioners. Double standards in rape.
1:29:57:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrot’s what’s said in the video. Black face. Kobes is just telling it like it is.
1:31:28:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Everyone tried on a dress when they were a kid even boys. Back to the video.
1:33:04:
Kobes is offended by trans racial people unless they identify as white because he checks his privilege. Talks about how hard life is for cis white men like him.
1:35:37:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes can’t believe that Blaire gets attacked for her opinions. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Not all identities are valid rant. Non Koreans can never understand what Koreans experience. Turned off chat because he doesn’t want to have to block everyone for spamming. Dream house.
1:41:15:
Bud Light Platinum #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement Bud Light please sponsor. Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny rant. Suicide rant.
1:44:01:
Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to Jonathan Yaniv.
1:45:33:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race and gender are not social constructs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is mad Blaire gets attacked for her opinions by her fellow trans community.
1:48:24:
Tobacco rant. Kobes doesn’t mean to go off topic so much he just has a lot of thoughts. Legalize weed. Gun control.
1:52:21:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. If you can’t do trans racial because blackface is wrong, then you shouldn’t be able to be transgender. He messed up. Corrects himself. Back to the video. Can’t say anything about trans people without being called a transphobe. Checks his PayPal. It’s in the negative.
Start:
Drinking the blood and tears of his enemies. Going to do a video response to an Isaac Butterfield video. Starts the video for 2 seconds and walks off.
1:35:
Talks about his wands. Kobes thinks a woman identifying as a gender fluid demon doll is cool. Only Christians are offended by this type of thing. Christianity rant. Kobes doesn’t care he gets shit for carrying his wand around town. He conjured a thunderstorm the other day. TWU.
5:00:
Shills his merch. Back to the video. Kobes isn’t here to judge. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video. Who cares if she’s not hurting anyone. Back to the video.
8:05:
Kobes explains gender pay gap. Back to the video.
10:08:
Kobes doesn’t care what people do as long as they are not injecting hormones and pushing their agenda on minors. Talks about trans racial guy from previous video. Back to the video.
12:30:
Talks about woman who waters her plants with her period blood. Back to the video.
13:40:
Kobes can’t control flies. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes supports trans people and is not here to judge. Back to the video. Kobes thinks you can’t be transgender and also not decide what gender you are Back to the video.
16:36:
Race relations. Back to the video.
17:27:
Kobes gets picked on for being goth and sympathises with people who get picked on for being unapologetically themselves. Back to the video.
20:18:
Talks about getting crap from dressing goth. Back to the video. People wouldn’t like if it happened to them. LGBT always offended rant. Back to the video.
23:06:
There’s no such thing as normal. Don’t be so judgmental. Back to the video.
25:13:
Double standards gender relations beauty standards. Back to the video. X2 People identifying as trees and attack helicopters. Video cuts off while he’s still talking.

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