Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Josh is hanging out with an unnamed somebody. "He is catching up with somebody and I am not gonna say who. It does not matter who it is. But it's nice to see Josh reconnecting with somebody".

Could be Darf, who arrived last time she was there, after a few days of her begging for weed. He might be driving them around and also sorting them out. Two birds one stone? Chat wont let this go, we will find out before the nights out.

NAL is currently browsing various homewares for the bog den. Totally normal for a broke someone to buy small comfort conveniences for an 8 day stay. Setting up an amazon wishlist for things like 'new silver cutlery'. Totally normal behaviour for someone not moving in!

 

[hector85]

She's live shopping at Walmart without Josh.

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she can't deal with someone else's kid screeching in public, how's she gonna deal with her own bog baby?

 

[Molly Millions]

I'm looking forward to them fucking up that cast iron pan. Lodge pans come pre seasoned and on top of that this is a multi hour process involving things like "attention to detail" and "kitchen safety"

 

[Mr. Manchester]

she can't deal with someone else's kid screeching in public, how's she gonna deal with her own bog baby?
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The only reason that poor kid is screaming is because there's a wicked hag nearby. I'd scream too.

 

[Mushroom King]

This Wal-Mart trip has been very telling. The fact that she says 'a grocery store' means she almost never goes to a grocery store. Going to Wal-Mart isn't 'shopping,' it's like going to a low security Mexican jail. If it's not the blue box employees shitting up the aisles hand-picking groceries for the wealthy Mexicans, it's the wagon trains of two overweight fat Mexicans and their eleven kids strewn about two buggies full of Coca-Cola and Doritos like a WWII tank column. Going to Wal-Mart is not shopping at a grocery store, it's a fucking human circus full of grief and poverty, thus why people say, "I went to Wal-Mart." Her walking around and saying something like, 'Oh, I've never been here, it's so confusing.' What she is saying is that she doesn't leave her city and probably never goes to a Wal-Mart. She is a total shut-in who would die of something simple like a nutrition deficit without her parents.

How is Josh handling the invasion of privacy? Boglim Chronicles has been quiet. Does he post here?

 

[Xenomorph]

I guess tactical soap DOES work!

Of course it works, its made with pig pheromones and Jessica is a fucking ugly pig.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Boglim Chronicles has been quiet. Does he post here?

He made a video on Jessica’s first stream back at the Boglim lair in case you missed it. He’s probably still going through the two hours from early this morning.

Seizure Robot is the only Cobratuber that posts here as far as I know.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

In Jan 2023, @FickleFuck wrote up a long-ol' post about NAL. It gives some interesting context as it documents some early behaviour, prior to her self insert into the Cobraverse.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Could be Darf, who arrived last time she was there, after a few days of her begging for weed. He might be driving them around and also sorting them out. Two birds one stone? Chat wont let this go, we will find out before the nights out.

NAL is currently browsing various homewares for the bog den. Totally normal for a broke someone to buy small comfort conveniences for an 8 day stay. Setting up an amazon wishlist for things like 'new silver cutlery'. Totally normal behaviour for someone not moving in!

She already thinks they'll let her and Cobes rent a 2-3 bedroom apartment.

 

[Xenomorph]

If NAL hates doctors and has no insurance where would she even be getting pills from? She has no job and all her money is going to booze it's not like she's going out and buying pills off the street right?

She steals her parents shit...duh. She is perma stuck as a cunty 15 year old so of course shes gonna dip into daddy and mommys stash I mean do you blame her parents wanting to be zooted all day when you got that demon in the attic screeching?
Also @Sicko Hunter dont ever speak in absolutes when it comes to cows, Null even thought Chris wouldn't go that far and fuck his Mother and now look.
They are cows for a reason and they can shock you sometimes.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

She steals her parents shit...duh. She is perma stuck as a cunty 15 year old so of course shes gonna dip into daddy and mommys stash I mean do you blame her parents wanting to be zooted all day when you got that demon in the attic screeching?

They're both in a state of arrested development, with Jord being forever stuck as a defiant 13 year old mentally. Truly a match made in hell.

 

[Noxe]

She steals her parents shit...duh. She is perma stuck as a cunty 15 year old so of course shes gonna dip into daddy and mommys stash I mean do you blame her parents wanting to be zooted all day when you got that demon in the attic screeching?

Genuinely don't know how it's so unbelievable to think that she's skimming from her parents.

 

[ADHD]

If NAL is going to be cooking while she's there, I hope she ends up making a Tres Leches Cake, if for no reason other than how drunk she usually gets when she makes one.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

In Jan 2023, @FickleFuck wrote up a long-ol' post about NAL. It gives some interesting context as it documents some early behaviour, prior to her self insert into the Cobraverse.

jesus she has only gotten worse since then it would seem still just as annoying though. does she just jump from person to person? i remember looking at her youtube channel and noticed she started out talking about eugenia cooney then seems to have moved to foodie beauty. its like she takes interest in anyone she deems below her in order to make herself feel better.

cobes is just the next in line because she most likely thinks he would never reject her. unfortunately for her i do not think that is the case. cobes has had way better women in the past and something always happens to sour things.

 

[Bogliacci]

If NAL is going to be cooking while she's there, I hope she ends up making a Tres Leches Cake, if for no reason other than how drunk she usually gets when she makes one.

Is that some sort of signature NAL dish lmao?

 

[hector85]

sshe

If NAL is going to be cooking while she's there, I hope she ends up making a Tres Leches Cake, if for no reason other than how drunk she usually gets when she makes one.

she bought black beans, sharp cheddar, and a chesse grater from what i could see on that list, she mentioned cheese was for the biscuits so im thinking she found a recipie for red lobster cheddar bay biscuts. if we're lucky we'll get a dank red lobster cheddar bay mead in a week.

 

[Xenomorph]

she prolly making him nachos bel grande lol

 

[Deez Nuts]

In Jan 2023, @FickleFuck wrote up a long-ol' post about NAL. It gives some interesting context as it documents some early behaviour, prior to her self insert into the Cobraverse.

That’s actually pretty bad. I didn’t know her history. When Josh breaks things off, and he eventually will cause of her violent screaming fits, she is going to go full stage 5 psycho clinger on him. If not the screaming fits it will be trying to control his channel/income that he will not tolerate.

 

[ADHD]

Is that some sort of signature NAL dish lmao?

Not exactly, it's more that she just gets really drunk and the making of the cake gets spread out over the course of two or more days.

The last time she got so drunk she spilled her rum on the floor.

She told us things we just really didn't need to know.

She had a cry.

And she didn't appreciate the suggestion that she drink some water.

As for now, it seems something has her upset.

 

[Mushroom King]

I made this for us. I hope you enjoy it. What is the max file size we can upload?