Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

Original vs Remake

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I think it's very clear at this point she has no intention of going back, that's why she mailed her shit to his place and is cleaning everything up.

She mailed her stuff, sure, but it's all shit she had in boxes in her parent's attic. None has been actively used since she started bathtub shrieking there, and she clearly hasn't brought much in the way of clothing. She had the tube dress yesterday, but this brown one was being worn under the yellow one, and it's all the same bra (when she's wearing one). She said she would rather Cobes have the stuff than her parents give it to Goodwill, which I guess they were threatening to do. Presumably because it was shitting up their attic and they knew it was just secondhand junk anyway - replaceable if she ever moved out again.

I will be surprised if she doesn't leave. She might be really hoping for Cobra to invite her to stay or move into a mythical 2-3 bedroom with her, but so far he seems pretty good at holding boundaries with her. Better than a lot of supposedly saner people when faced with a free sexmaid.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I know this is a wildly unpopular opinion but I can’t be the only one. There’s got to be at least one of you sickos who agrees. Anybody else out there like what Jessica adds to the content and wants her to stick around? I actually want her to move in and live with Cobes. Reason being that it won’t last forever and in the meantime it’d be a wild ride

I’m really puzzled by the people who want her to go away asap and stop being around or showing up or being in Josh’s life. This is an era where there’s something notable new or interesting happening frequently. There’s been more interesting or noteworthy shit happening in these few months than there had been in the past two or three years and even then the only notable things were the occasional drunk freak out or his arrest.

Between those big blowups fuck all was happening and it was constant complaining from the majority of people about how his content was stale, boring, predictable and mostly not worth watching. Now there’s a ton of new shit going down, it’s hard to predict what’ll happen, we get live streams of Cobes apartment when normally he wouldn’t be live and people are like “boo I hate this I want it to stop!” Like damn make up your minds? People complain shits stale and nothing happens and then when things happen people complain things are happening and want it to stop.

And then there’s Jessica everybody bitches that she’s a gross, insane, annoying, and awful person they can’t stand. Yeah, man you’re watching lolcow shit! It’s like going out to eat at Red Lobster and bitching that there’s seafood on the menu. What do you want to watch instead a sane and reasonable person who behaves in a sensible manner?

Why are so many people following lolcow shit when they seem to be lolctose intolerant?

I like the "idea" of Jessica: a Warlord-like character that has the potential to set Josh off at any given moment because she's so obnoxious. But the reality is just a total lack of Cobra streams, so what's the point? Not that I don't think a big blowout could still happen at any moment, but will we be privy to it? I doubt it.

 

[TheTourist]

No blow job can ever be good enough to fucking deal with that trainwreck.

who here hasn't fucked up parts of their life for the worst pussy imaginable? Only me and Cobes? Nah, that can't be.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

"What's my favorite Ozzy song? I like them all."

Cobes channeling Michael Bolton from Office Space.

I doubt he knows the lyrics to any Ozzy song.

 

[T-Ter]

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She's back on a new stream with the chat disabled. I'm very curious of all these solo "homemaker" streams and why she's in such a bad mood when she's visiting her boyfriend. The whole vibe from the last visit is very different.

And she just bashed her head on the corner of his cabinet so I'm sure that will help things immensely!

The exasperated "You're not a fuckin' bitch Jess-" before the stream cuts out is so funny to me. How much time do you think Cobes spends a day playing BPD patty cake (aka "damage control" in the form of saying what she wants to hear) to try and keep her from ruining the day with her mood/meltdown when she riles herself up like this?

 

[ADHD]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, I AM THE LAST RESORT!

And again, the chat is disabled so it's not trolls making her like this.

Have his previous girlfriends hated themselves as much as Jessica hates herself?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I doubt he knows the lyrics to any Ozzy song.

I think he just knows the refrain from Crazy Train and that's it.

 

[D_Tractor]

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

when she riles herself up

This is a perfect description of how she behaves. Perched on the chat and getting more and more pissed at every comment while Cobra is just trying to sit in a chair and be drunk quietly

 

[AnOminous]

I've noticed this too. He tries so hard to be edgy and rebellious but he latches on to the biggest bandwagon pop culture staples there are: The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Elvis, etc.

Tbh all three of those deserve their reputation, even though none of them are remotely "goth."

"What's my favorite Ozzy song? I like them all."

IMO the best work Ozzy did (much of it written by Geezer) was when he was still in Black Sabbath. And once he started doing gay power ballads, I really lost interest.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I think he just knows the refrain from Crazy Train and that's it.

I doubt he even knows the meaning to that song.

 

[tony tortellini]

I doubt he even knows the meaning to that song.

Of course he does, it’s about a train bell

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Has Jessica been seen flirting with any other people in Josh's social circle?
Usually how this sort of thing goes, the crazy bitch will try to get with others in the group in order to be allowed to stay nearby when their main target gets fed up.
Watch for it if it hasn't happened yet.

Jessica is not in a position of power here, though. I believe that's why she's doing the maid stuff along with probably trying to move in. Josh could easily get new dumb women online desperate for clout to fuck him now.

 

[D_Tractor]

Tbh all three of those deserve their reputation, even though none of them are remotely "goth."

 

[Molly Millions]

Yeah the Man in Black wasn't really goth but he was moody, abused drugs and wore all black. I'll give it to him.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The ultimate content would be goblina locking herself in cobes bathroom, streaming naked from the tub while pissing and screeching, with cobes on the other side of the door mocking her screeches like her father.

 

[Bogliacci]

I just dont want cobes to get hurt or slapped with some bullshit charges because NAL freaks out and does some retarded shit. If she was more even keel retarded and less spontaneously batshit insane it'd be aight

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

He has to let her stay, she bought the expensive dish soap!

 

[bravado]

I just dont want cobes to get hurt or slapped with some bullshit charges because NAL freaks out and does some retarded shit. If she was more even keel retarded and less spontaneously batshit insane it'd be aight

he deserves whatever hellfire is coming his way for hitching his wagon to this crazy train.