Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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How fucking hard would it be for Clint to manage his money a bit and get him a little trailer so he can be as loud as he wants, smoke inside etc? He would fit right into a trailer park. Like this apartment shit just is not working out. It's wild how much the current guy puts up with, trolls fault or not.

I mean the boy makes like what 2k in a 4 hour stream now?
Is it really Clint's responsibility at this point to manage his son's finances? Autistic or not, Josh is a grown man and makes his own decisions. Clint is relatively hands off unless otherwise required or asked (from what I've seen).
 
Is it really Clint's responsibility at this point to manage his son's finances? Autistic or not, Josh is a grown man and makes his own decisions. Clint is relatively hands off unless otherwise required or asked (IIRC).
I mean he already manages his money. As far as I'm aware he still has complete access to whatever account the autism bucks get deposited to. He did all the work to get him the new apartment, etc. Just seems like cobes would be a pig in shit in a trailer park. And he could own his own little slice of heaven.
 
First question: do we know if Cobes actually has section 8 or are we just speculating because he's poor? Genuine question - I read the thread and don't remember that being definitively answered.

If he does have Section 8, it's worth noting that people who rent to Section 8 choose to do that, and usually it's because they are slumlords eager to get those sweet statebux. Caring about a loud tenant and his shrieking Old Lady presupposes that that landlord gives a single fuck about his other tenants. Usually slumlords dgaf as long as they're getting their money and you aren't outright destroying property.

I once worked with a guy, living in a low-income complex very like the Conquistador, who woke his neighbors up every night at around 2-3 AM to warn them that demons were trying to kill them (he'd knock on windows and scream at them, helpfully). It took the landlord two months to start trying to evict him because "he's not destroying the place or doing drugs. . . I dunno, he's not that bad of a tenant, overall." This is one of so many examples I could give, having worked in the field of Tard Wrangling. People who rent to 'tards know what they're doing. They also usually have laundry rooms where you can't run two washers at once.

Also, everyone's forgetting that eviction is a legal process that takes a while and costs the landlord money, unless there's legitimate reason to hit a person with a Do Not Trespass from the police. Even last time he didn't get evicted, he got a Term Of Lease which was just the Cobraism for "they didn't renew my lease after the term was up."

You guys are super protective of Josh, which is cute, but I think you can stop your hand-wringing. And now I'll stop sperging about eviction stuff because fuck, I could be wrong. Maybe the landlord's done with his shit. Idk.
 
How fucking hard would it be for Clint to manage his money a bit and get him a little trailer so he can be as loud as he wants, smoke inside etc?
A mobile home will cost significantly more than what Josh is paying, he also might not even be accepted as the few places in casper you have to apply for residency as they're sold as "Social communities". They're nicer homes and he wouldn't be able to smoke inside if he's renting as it's extremely dangerous in those manufactured homes.
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Is it really Clint's responsibility at this point to manage his son's finances?
Yes. I mean in reality no, but yes. Josh isn't just autistic, he's an actual retard. If Josh had access to the tugboat he would have been evicted week 2. He has proven time and again he cannot manage his money and he's literally always in the negative. Josh doesn't understand math and needs a calculator to add 1+1. Josh might understand he has $100 left in his account, so he can purchase an $80 pizza, and a $50 alcohol delivery as they're both less than 100. He doesn't understand that it would put him in the negative. It's not Clint's responsibility but unless he wants Josh living in his basement punching the family dog and sniffing his half sister's underwear, he has to manage his tugboat to ensure he has a place to live.
 
Is it really Clint's responsibility at this point to manage his son's finances? Autistic or not, Josh is a grown man and makes his own decisions. Clint is relatively hands off unless otherwise required or asked (from what I've seen).
I'm pretty sure it is Clint's responsibility, literally. Isn't Clint his representative payee? That means the SSI tarbux go directly to Clint. After paying the bills Cobes gets whatever is left (plus his YT money).

That's usually how it works with tards. The government knows they can't be trusted to manage their affairs. If the tard doesn't have a family member to do it, there are firms that specialize in this.
 
A histrionic woman of 40, a complete bpd schizo, alcoholic, would be the one to use menstruation as an excuse for anything ("getting over a period"). Asking the other ladies, because that's a new one for me. What tf is that?
I legitimately haven't heard of a woman blaming anything crazy on her period, I know its like a joke, hur hurr shes on the rag boys, but like I guess its different for everyone, usually its just terrible pain and migraines from my experience. A bit too early to be menopausal, if her age is correct, which can send women into a crazy fit. But she's just fucked up. It's not an excuse, but Josh will take it. I think his biggest struggle is that if he gets rid of NAL the "trolls win", but really I would be impressed he had the balls to get rid of her. I still think he maybe will wait til she is gone and then drop her. If there is round 3 of here, it will be just as boring as this one, unless it will be the "move-in saga", but NAL will never save her own money to get it started.
How fucking hard would it be for Clint to manage his money a bit and get him a little trailer so he can be as loud as he wants, smoke inside etc? He would fit right into a trailer park. Like this apartment shit just is not working out. It's wild how much the current guy puts up with, trolls fault or not.
I mean, as much as Cobra loves to use his autsim and Asssssssssburger's as an excuse for literally everything, he could be more than high functioning, he's just lazy as fuck and people give him money and he was smart enough to figure out he could get by doing this with tard bucks. He's never going to change, as much as I personally miss old Cobra, he is still stubborn and retarded and I accept that. If he made more than just wands to cover booze and shitty food he would be way better off. But again, lazy. I don't even think a medical scare would make him change. It's not a matter of what kills him early now, its just when. But I see what you're saying, if they can put a little shack out in a field where he can shit and make his mead it would be fine, maybe you drop food off for him at the border of the property once in a while. He would probably turn feral. Then he would be like Casper's own cryptid...if he isn't already. He can take care of himself and manage his shit, he just refuses to do it and a slow life of decay with free money, booze and food is just easier.
 
A mobile home will cost significantly more than what Josh is paying, he also might not even be accepted as the few places in casper you have to apply for residency as they're sold as "Social communities". They're nicer homes and he wouldn't be able to smoke inside if he's renting as it's extremely dangerous in those manufactured homes.
I figured he'd just buy a double-wide in one of the many trailer parks surrounding town, you can pretty much do WTF you want out there. But it is a lot more expensive than whatever he's paying at the Conquistador and would have more bills for Clint to handle.
 
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Gross approximation of what you'd be subject to if you were the ' ' in their '69'.
Like watching two methed out homeless people fucking behind an Arby's dumpster on a hot summer night there's a certain beauty to it.

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Gross approximation of what you'd be subject to if you were the ' ' in their '69'
Like watching two methed homeless people fucking behind an Arby's dumpster on a hot summer night there's a certain beauty to it.
You inspired me to write a haiku:

Under the moonlight
Behind the dumpster
A new life is made
 
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Everytime I saw that picture it gave me a really eerie feeling and I didn't know why. Finally dawned on me that she kinda looks like the little monkey monster from the closet episode from Tales from the Dark Side here. Used to scare the shit out of me.
POV: You're a child in Walmart that won't stop screaming.
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YouTube compression works wonders. Or horrors. It's the 21st century version of vaseline on the lens.
 
A histrionic woman of 40, a complete bpd schizo, alcoholic, would be the one to use menstruation as an excuse for anything ("getting over a period"). Asking the other ladies, because that's a new one for me. What tf is that?
I can get flu-like symptoms beforehand ("period flu" is an actual thing) and I have a lot of fibroids so the main event hurts like fuck and it's made me borderline anaemic a few times, but I feel instant relief as soon as the bleeding stops.

Every woman is different of course, but those two are not exactly reliable narrators.
 
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Everytime I saw that picture it gave me a really eerie feeling and I didn't know why. Finally dawned on me that she kinda looks like the little monkey monster from the closet episode from Tales from the Dark Side here. Used to scare the shit out of me.
I'm a big horror fan and had been having that same feeling. That exact picture reminded me of something I just couldn't pin it down. You nailed it lol
 
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