Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Walrus Spiral]

When did she do duster on camera?

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[Gay Harry Caray]

I know this is a wildly unpopular opinion but I can’t be the only one. There’s got to be at least one of you sickos who agrees. Anybody else out there like what Jessica adds to the content and wants her to stick around? I actually want her to move in and live with Cobes. Reason being that it won’t last forever and in the meantime it’d be a wild ride

I’m really puzzled by the people who want her to go away asap and stop being around or showing up or being in Josh’s life. This is an era where there’s something notable new or interesting happening frequently. There’s been more interesting or noteworthy shit happening in these few months than there had been in the past two or three years and even then the only notable things were the occasional drunk freak out or his arrest.

Between those big blowups fuck all was happening and it was constant complaining from the majority of people about how his content was stale, boring, predictable and mostly not worth watching. Now there’s a ton of new shit going down, it’s hard to predict what’ll happen, we get live streams of Cobes apartment when normally he wouldn’t be live and people are like “boo I hate this I want it to stop!” Like damn make up your minds? People complain shits stale and nothing happens and then when things happen people complain things are happening and want it to stop.

And then there’s Jessica everybody bitches that she’s a gross, insane, annoying, and awful person they can’t stand. Yeah, man you’re watching lolcow shit! It’s like going out to eat at Red Lobster and bitching that there’s seafood on the menu. What do you want to watch instead a sane and reasonable person who behaves in a sensible manner?

Why are so many people following lolcow shit when they seem to be lolctose intolerant?

I felt like Cobra was getting super boring and stale with his "fuck the trolls" daily dose, mead updates and door dash pranks. Jessica is most definitely what's up with the new content she adds even if she is a psycho harpy. Better than any faggot cowtipper shit people engage in by a mile.

 

[Hennimore]

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Absolutely fucking grim.
I wonder if this is just yet another attempt at parroting Josh or she has done this before in the past?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

How the ever loving fuck did she manage to flood the laundry room AND break a window in like the 4 days she's been here???

And here I am, wondering how the ever loving fuck did she not break more shit in that short time.

- this one was overlooked and I can’t believe people haven’t been theorizing about this all day. Josh says and this is an exact quote “I appreciate everybody being patient with me as long as they can… or could. I just wanna say I’m sorry.”

Maybe it’s nothing. Maybe I’ll just look like a retard but I I think my detective skills are tight and if my hunch is correct it won’t be very long until we find out that “well, a lot’s up, Josh.” For the second time

I missed the live streams as always bc different time zones, different continents and can only catch up with the clips people post in the thread and the recaps but that sentence you quoted set me off too, especially that he corrected himself to "could" and especially with him talking about not calling the cops on his neighbours and stuff. Ngl my first thought was "Fuck, he's going to get kicked out now" but it's March 27th and also I know shit about how things work in the USA I would assume they just can't or won't kick him out with only 4 days left to find a new boglim cave.

A few people have said it before and I can confirm it myself but landlords of these sort of places have to deal with way more serious shit on a regular basis than a permanent drunken boglim whose only "crime" is being loud here and there and that the cops knock on his door a few times a day. That the cops show up is not the issue. It's all about why the cops show up and in Cobe's case we all know why - even the landlord knows why.

So my guess is: The cops showed up bc some neighbour called them in bc his fight with Methica got a bit louder or more serious than we know. And it's a different thing if an actual neighbour calls for the cops than random a-log Mr. Cobesshithispants calls them and claims Cobes just murdered someone live on stream and is threatening to blow up the whole place. Clint and/or the landlord have been informed too and given that just before the fight a window got broken and the washing room got flooded with shit Cobes got a more serious talk this time. Like "Boy, you really need to get your shit together with that witch or else (= you get kicked out)" and that's actually a thing that puts our gothlord in his places. At least for a while.

I think something is up but it's not as bad as being actually getting kicked out.

 

[Walrus Spiral]

Absolutely fucking grim.
I wonder if this is just yet another attempt at parroting Josh or she has done this before in the past?

Can't say either way. I can definitely say that when your significant other uses a substance, the temptation to try it is there at least. Though I don't quite understand why anybody would want to get high off of duster in the first place, but once again...Both Cobra and NAL are retarded.

 

[hector85]

Also it's super gross she had sex with him on stream. Even ""BY ACCIDENT""

so in the latest bog chron video josh gave a bunch of excuses for her behavior and the one that really stood out is that shes just getting over her period meaning they were fucking like rabbits for the last 4 or 5 days while she was bleeding all over him which is way nastier than some shadow fucking. but then again, I'm not sure how true that is, as it sounds like it was just a lie she told him to get him to forgive her.

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[Grape Garden]

Can't say either way. I can definitely say that when your significant other uses a substance, the temptation to try it is there at least. Though I don't quite understand why anybody would want to get high off of duster in the first place, but once again...Both Cobra and NAL are retarded.

I don't know how much of a tolerance you have to build up or if you use other substances it is different, but jfc how much of a desperate mongoloid do you have to be to do this stuff? Duster doesn't seem like something NAL would do, but you're right, they are both retarded and I can see her trying it, I just thought she was being disgusting as usual and trying to clear her nose. Does she leave today?

 

[Walrus Spiral]

so in theblatest bog chron video josh gave a bunch of excuses for her behavior and the one that really stood out is that shes just getting over her period meaning they were fucking like rabbits for the last 4 or 5 days while she was bleeding all over him which is way nastier than some shadow fucking. but then again, I'm not sure how true that is, as it sounds like it was just a lie she told him to get him to forgive her.

Our boy got his red wings? TMDWU

Who doesn't like ketchup on their Wendy's?

 

[Galeocerdo]

so in theblatest bog chron video josh gave a bunch of excuses for her behavior and the one that really stood out is that shes just getting over her period meaning they were fucking like rabbits for the last 4 or 5 days while she was bleeding all over him which is way nastier than some shadow fucking. but then again, I'm not sure how true that is, as it sounds like it was just a lie she told him to get him to forgive her.

Yeah I took notice of that, I did think maybe it was her pulling it for sympathy, but I also want to give Cobra the benefit of he's lived with a girlfriend and understands how periods work, what it'd look like and what sanitary product she'd be using. But this is also Cobra who doesn't think that you can get vitamins for the sake of aiding pregnancy...

 

[Garth]

Our boy got his red wings? TMDWU

Who doesn't like ketchup on their Wendy's?

That Red Badge of Courage doesn't come easy.

 

[ASeabear8952]

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I always thought that was her blowing her nose.

so in the latest bog chron video josh gave a bunch of excuses for her behavior and the one that really stood out is that shes just getting over her period meaning they were fucking like rabbits for the last 4 or 5 days while she was bleeding all over him which is way nastier than some shadow fucking. but then again, I'm not sure how true that is, as it sounds like it was just a lie she told him to get him to forgive her.

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Well if she’s getting over her period at least that means she’s not pregnant… yet.

 

[Walrus Spiral]

I always thought that was her blowing her nose.

It sounds a lot more like air being forced into someone's lungs than nose blowing. At least to me. I've never heard anyone blow their nose uninterrupted for that length of time before.

I could also be retarded.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

https://youtu.be/irw2cU7Mylk?t=492

For a good while she's inhaling something, which knowing these two has to be duster.

She's blowing her nose, you retard. You can hear her deeply inhale before blowing out. If she was huffing something she would exhale first and then suck in. But I'm assuming because Boglim Chronicles put a random joke comment on screen, you decided to mindlessly repeat this as fact.

 

[ASeabear8952]

She's blowing her nose, you retard. You can hear her deeply inhale before blowing out. If she was huffing something she would exhale first and then suck in. But I'm assuming because Boglim Chronicles put a random joke comment on screen, you decided to mindlessly repeat this as fact.

Plus she said she was sick and in a later stream when she was in Cobes’ room she said she was blowing her nose.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

She's blowing her nose, you retard. You can hear her deeply inhale before blowing out. If she was huffing something she would exhale first and then suck in. But I'm assuming because Boglim Chronicles put a random joke comment on screen, you decided to mindlessly repeat this as fact.

I've never seen a lolcow "fanbase" so willfully stupid about shit as Cobra's

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

- The boy seemed to be projecting a lot and coping in the mead video: like I mentioned earlier he said something like “I’d never call the cops or complain about any of my neighbors no matter how loud they are”

Well no shit, the BOY isn't exactly known for being subtle. Like during the Ellen saga when he kept talking about his "hypothetical" female friend who "hypothetically" has a fuckbuddy who "hypothetically" told Josh "that's MY pussy!" Josh was also half-consciously fighting with Methica and telling her to be quiet either yesterday or this morning. He probably got a noise complaint due to her screaming at chat at 3AM, and he's pissed off about it.

Not sure how thin the ice is with his current apartment ownership, though. Didn't Homeboy Scotty (RIP) straight up stab a guy with a katana in his current apartment, or was that the last one?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I agree she's not huffing duster. She's actually too well-functioning in that clip to be doing that. She's just blowing her nose because the Habanero mead nuked both of their sinus cavities.

I'm seriously shocked by how many Kiwis think this shit is gonna get him kicked out. First off, section 8 housing doesn't mean that his landlord would get "more money" if someone else rented. Section 8 just means the tenant pays 1/3 of their income to rent and the state pays the rest directly to the landlord. And I may have missed it in my read-through, but idk if we even know he's Section 8.

Anyway. Point is, again, these apartments are shitholes and shithole apartments attract all kinds of interesting folks. His landlord probably counts Cobra among his best tenants. He doesn't punch holes in walls, cook drugs, sell drugs, allow druggies to use his apartment as a shoot-up spot, have twelve thousand kids he neglects, or even miss paying rent. He's loud and a regard. That's about it. And Jessica, while a slightly louder regard, is also truly not that bad.

You guys are some sheltered folk on here, thinking this is eviction-worthy.

No. Cobes was profoundly apologizing because Jessica prob pulled some DARVO shit and made him feel super bad about the fight and stuff. If he was being evicted, we'd know.

Edit for spelling because I too am regarded.

 

[bonified retard]

Our boy got his red wings? TMDWU

Who doesn't like ketchup on their Wendy's?

Cobra doesn’t. It's the one thing he removes from his burgers. Maybe that's why he opted to chaturbate instead, like a true ranch hand.

 

[Grape Garden]

so in theblatest bog chron video josh gave a bunch of excuses for her behavior and the one that really stood out is that shes just getting over her period meaning they were fucking like rabbits for the last 4 or 5 days while she was bleeding all over him which is way nastier than some shadow fucking. but then again, I'm not sure how true that is, as it sounds like it was just a lie she told him to get him to forgive her.

Lame excuses honestly, she acts the same way when she isn't sick/on her period, etc. Using your period as an excuse is dumb, sure you get moody sometimes but to be being a bitch and psycho isn't just a week out of the month for her, its 24/7. A possibility is if she started birth control that can cause you to have severe mood swings til you are used to it, buuuuuut we know that's horse shit too probably. So I don't buy that, her problems are deeper than the flu/period. But yes, just excuses she fed Cobra so she could leave on a good note, since he believes in gender equality and is a gentlemen he took it as a valid reason. I love how he was like "Jessica didn't show up in the best way" lmfaooooo. One thing about Jessica, you get what you see.

But this is also Cobra who doesn't think that you can get vitamins for the sake of aiding pregnancy...

NAL is too selfish to even try to baby trap Josh because she knows all her time and money fucking off will have to go into that, and if it backfires she's stuck with whatever she pushes out. A lot of people, even gym chuds take them just because the additional benefits of the vitamins and minerals in them, a lot of people take them for better hair/nail growth. There is absolutely no data that backs prenatals can help get you pregnant, is it an easy one pill to take if you are trying to get more vitamins in? Absolutely. It's usually cheaper to buy that then to buy every single specific bottle to take daily. Or she bought them/shows them because she knew putting them in videos would send plebbit and other retards into an uproar.

 

[Walrus Spiral]

I've never seen a lolcow "fanbase" so willfully stupid about shit as Cobra's

Retards bring more retards. I'll do better.

Cobra doesn’t. It's the one thing he removes from his burgers. Maybe that's why he opted to chaturbate instead, like a true ranch hand.

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I must have missed this previously, I didn't know he hated ketchup lol. There is no way they aren't fucking while she is over, though. As disgusting as it is, I'm sure a bit of period blood wouldn't turn Cobes off.