Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jessica was prolly screeching like a Banchee when he left to go fuel his alcoholism and blasted music.

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Big Mr Burns energy right here.
 
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Deez Nuts said:
I hadn’t gotten to watch her deleted or his mead stream. But oh yeah his neighbors def called the cops on them. “I’m not having the best of days”. Woof. Things are not good with his neighbors or landlord.
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I nearly had a panic attack when she was screaming "leave me alone" while closing the distance with the boy (I watched it live). Her rage and malice is something to behold. It was like the murderous "stop hitting yourself" except this isn't the schoolyard and there are substances and mental illness involved.
 
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Josh's channel does not show up for me when searching "kingcobrajfs" on youtube any more. Did he get banned?
 
Man watching Cobra be subjected to this bitch is crazy.

I was watching the Bogchron video from yesterday where he's asleep and she's next to him shouting off at her chat and holy fuck... She's addicted to the internet worse than Cobra is, Cobra has kind of learned to mostly ignore negative comments and just pretend he hasn't read them (or he'll give half assed responses) but she'll start ranting and raving like a lunatic, add ontop of that like, Cobra is a-fucking-sleep within feet of her and she has 0 concept of basic house manners/respect. I was watching it with a friend and I said "Man, I'd of kicked her out long ago if she did that shit because it's so retarded and rude it's incredible." Like I've had partners where I've gone to sleep due to bad sleeping habits during the day and they've had to amuse themselves in my apartment and none of them have ever decided to sit next to me and rant and rave (Whilst also kissing me and fucking with me), if they did I'd of told them to go the fuck home lmao. She's also happily doing duster and all sorts on cam like it's normal... Gross

Also it's super gross she had sex with him on stream. Even ""BY ACCIDENT"", she's so desperate to flood the internet with this façade that it's a "Happy and perfect" relationship. I don't think Cobra has it in him to stand up for himself and either get her in line or kick her to the curb because his ego won't allow him too anymore, also remember we're technically at the tail end of the "Honeymoon Period" and this is how bad it is all is. It shows this is Jessica trying to present herself in her best behaviour and she is an absolutely rude drunken troglodyte with the maturity of an 8 year old.

She is going to baby trap him, the baby is going to be retarded and he is going to fucking lose his mind.

EDIT:// Also wtf has been up with her voice? It's reaaaally fucked up. Watching the fight bit of the "Birthday Disaster" vid and jesus dude he comes SO close to becoming aware, she absolutely does everything to herself and then plays victim. "I've been trying to sleep for the past two hours!"... but you're sat on stream on your phone...? Get off the fucking phone you dumb bitch.
Then to get (I imagine) in his face, screaming "QUIT HARASSING ME!" whilst throwing (something glass) about is crazy energy, he's telling her to shut up (rudely) but not outside of the realms of what's fair. She also routinely asks people to "stop" then continues the conversation herself. "I told you to stop....." (josh shuts up) "I told you to stop already!" (Josh still shuts up) "I don't wanna hear it..>goes into another rant<" and when you respond she screams and shouts about how YOU are continuing this and how YOU need to stop. Also the projection of "You gotta wait until I'm out of the room to talk shit about me..."
Anyone who says he's "Stuck his dick in crazy" with this one is understating shit. He's stuck his dick in the whole asylum with this one.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
this one was overlooked and I can’t believe people haven’t been theorizing about this all day. Josh says and this is an exact quote “I appreciate everybody being patient with me as long as they can… or could. I just wanna say I’m sorry.”
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I had been thinking a lot about this, just nothing has been going on, but I had watched his mead review with my fiancé last night and I was saying how just really sad and ominous that sounds. Josh really did look like he was about to cry or he was upset about something that he wasn't going to tell anyone. It could be an issue with his apartment, he was very adamant about not telling people, but you know Cobes can't keep his mouth shut about shit and whatever it is is really bothering him and he doesn't want the trolls to have fuel. It could possibly be him being booted, but I felt he was pretty problem free for the most part at that place. I mean, NAL even wasn't talking much or being in character as she usually is, so I had theorized that could be possible eviction/problem or NAL is staying and him and his dad had a huge blow out about everything. I can't think of what else it could be since they had clearly made up. Maybe they tried to work out her staying and she can't, but I don't think that would be something he would apologize about. Since he is a retard and it is section 8 housing, he may have a lowered rent, so booting him out means they can charge higher fees for someone else. I imagine that unit is as soiled as the last one, minus the cops and the DoorDash I think Josh is a decent tenant, he is always very worried about not getting booted out or doing anything to ruin him having his own place.

I can't find the video again when I was just randomly scrolling through click bait channels but it looked like someone had a log of a disturbance call for his area, the video was obviously not from the incident but the way Josh was talking seemed like his neighbors did call the cops on him, and rightly so, maybe not in his head. But imagine just laying there at 1AM on a Monday night hearing that fucking banshee scream and knock shit around while screaming "leave me alone!". I don't think he was carted off since at 7AM she ended her stream.

Fuck NAL at this point, the content was good when there was content, but this is just typical psycho girlfriend bullshit which I feel you can see anywhere. He has to be low on money from not streaming, and as it's been said his birthday is usually the big payout.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
I strongly believe Cobes is in big doodoo with his apartment building and may even be getting evicted. Something is definitely up.
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You've obviously have never lived in low income housing. Cobra is a model fucking tenant compared to what goes on in those places. You could be a legit drug dealer who gets busted by the cops every other week and beats your wife on the regular and they won't care as long as rent is on time. I had a neighbor in the year I lived in low income housing who would fist fight with people right outside of his door. I would have loved to just have some sperg who yelled about Ozzy over niggers like that.
 
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