Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Depressed_Oni]

I found the right demon:
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She's a Japanese ogre.

is there a Family Guy episode about this kind of abuse for Cobes to maybe learn from?

We don’t claim this retarded inbred banshee.

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

Almost mid day, amazed we ain't getting a dehydrated breakfast stream.

Tensions must be real high in that house.

probably asleep. Theyve been up till like 6am every day

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Nevermind me, I should have read more posts. I thought the only firearm he came to own was a revolver way back when.

Fun fact, he played around with his shotgun while both it and him were loaded.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Has this Aaron guy actually SEEN Jessica's drivers license? I would not put it past her to just lie about having one lol
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How the fuck are these two knuckleheads so trusting of Jessica? These have to be the kind of people that fall for Nigerian princes.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Has this Aaron guy actually SEEN Jessica's drivers license? I would not put it past her to just lie about having one lol
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Of course they made up. Lol this is so predictable.

She's doing hits of duster between all this

No she's not. You're retarded. She's just a crazy drunk and that's plenty.

 

[Grape Garden]

Has this Aaron guy actually SEEN Jessica's drivers license? I would not put it past her to just lie about having one lol
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This guy is a tool, though he did sort of stick up for Josh by telling Jessica it's his house and I wouldn't blame him for wanting to bounce out of there, but hes pretty much forced his way into this situation, for what reason I don't know, he said he's banned of reddit so the FB groups are the only way to get attention. I can appreciate what he is doing/did for Cobes through out this visit, but he seems just as stupid. Doesn't he know you can't tell anyone online what not to do? Was this post from today, he mentions they made up. Hes still dumb as hell by letting her use his car. She absolutely would lie about it, I don't know how strict some states are about insurance since I'm not too familiar with US stuff, but I know when I lived in the US if a person wasn't on your insurance they weren't allowed to drive your car unless you had bought specific coverage for that and Aaron doesn't seem like that sort of person, or the person driving would have to have insurance that covered them driving another vehicle, sorry if that's not the case in Wyoming.

If Cobes keeps this hosebeast around I will quit feeling sorry for him eventually, then we are just watching his slow burn to complete and utter failure. But maybe if she is stuck there he is just trying to keep things cool until she leaves.

 

[TheTourist]

Fun fact, he played around with his shotgun while both it and him were loaded.

Haven't done a proper spit take in a while. I'm doubly surprised that I was surprised.

 

[UncommonParlence]

No gun. Clint made him take it back iirc? Tons of knives, staves and wands though. I used to work locum in a Johannesburg A&E, wand injuries are nothing to joke about.

Bad company, his double barrel troll slayer that he paid for twice by paying more than it cost new repairing it(cracked the stock closing it like the terminator).

Last I heard Ole' B Company was still on deck(when he pulled it out blind black out drunk and loaded it on stream). After the backlash from that we've not seen it on stream. He does speak of it semi often though.

It was a black and green 38cal Saturday night special his dad made him return. And good thing too. He was 100% going to negligently discharge it by accidentally dropping the hammer on a live round while trying to uncock it.

Edit- Ninja'd by @Steve Harwell's ghost GAWDDDDAMNITTTTTH!!! THAT WAS THE LAST COMMENT I HAD! NONBODY TOLD YOU TO BE CUTE! I'M GOING TO SMOKE YOU UNTIL YOU'RE DED!!!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Getting sick of this aaron queer. I hate these retards who insert themselves for reddit (facebook?) clout. Just fuck off, what are you going to do when NAL wrecks the car and kills someone, maybe even Josh, because they're blasted on 151 and Delta9. I hate these faggots.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Call me retarded, but I hope his ODD works on her saying they're a couple.

Like, she says Josh loves her, and the ODD kicks in. And he realizes he doesnt., and she's just a friend with benefits.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Don’t know if anyone posted this yet but this trole called either Cobes or Jessica (probably Jessica) after the stream ended and got more of the fight. The most important part is of her saying, “I will buy an eight dollar machete right fucking now.”

We need a Clintervention.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Ironically Cobes bought her a knife. He sent it to her parents address and she opened it on stream. I doubt she brought it with her though, airport security and all that.

She could have put in her check baggage

 

[draculapenis]

I paused one of the videos of Jessica screeching and walked out and started my car, and then Bluetooth picked it up and started autoplaying where I left off and I almost crashed into my mailbox

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I'm sure its already happened

In that last meltdown stream you can hear her slap him, I’m 99% sure of it. He doesn’t stop talking when you hear her hitting herself, but there’s a part when Cobes is in the middle of a sentence, there’s an obvious slap noise and he completely shuts down while talking. Unfortunately it was off camera so it’s impossible to verify it but I don’t see what else it could be.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

In that last meltdown stream you can hear her slap him, I’m 99% sure of it. He doesn’t stop talking when you hear her hitting herself, but there’s a part when Cobes is in the middle of a sentence, there’s an obvious slap noise and he completely shuts down while talking. Unfortunately it was off camera so it’s impossible to verify it but I don’t see what else it could be.

First he becomes the sex doll.

Now he becomes the battered wife.

Oh, josh... Not like this...

 

[LolzWatcher]

In that last meltdown stream you can hear her slap him, I’m 99% sure of it. He doesn’t stop talking when you hear her hitting herself, but there’s a part when Cobes is in the middle of a sentence, there’s an obvious slap noise and he completely shuts down while talking. Unfortunately it was off camera so it’s impossible to verify it but I don’t see what else it could be.

She slapped herself. She does this all the time on her streams at home.

 

[TheTourist]

She slapped herself. She does this all the time on her streams at home.

I have a ridiculous, optimistic fantasy that if it came to blows and she struck him, that he'd put his foot down and that'd be that.

 

[Your Landlord]

How the fuck are these two knuckleheads so trusting of Jessica? These have to be the kind of people that fall for Nigerian princes.

He wants them to fuck up the car for insurance purposes and/or content. Aaron wants a new car, and Jessica is a good excuse I guess.
You gotta wonder what a bunch of kiwis sending his posts about the car to his insurance's lawyers would do.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

She slapped herself. She does this all the time on her streams at home.

But why does Josh suddenly shut up in the middle of a sentence? He didn’t do that when she slapped herself the other times, just asked her to stop. After the slap I’m talking about it all goes quiet for a few seconds before they start arguing again.

 

[Spectral Fallout]

Did a little bit of audio processing on the "$8 machete" phone call to try to clean things up and make it a bit easier to understand. Moved the stereo balance over so it's a bit more centered, added some compression/expansion and a bit of spectral audio processing. Quality is still awful but it's a bit more listenable now?