Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Best Case Scenario: Methica goes home and Josh tells her it's over. She starts a bath, pours herself a cocktail, downs it while sitting in lukewarm water and maybe goes out like Amy Winehouse.
Best Worst Case Scenario: The Bogwitch's head is on the end of a wand and in camera view. Cobes walks up and sits down in his chair, pours a crazy combo of liquor and Monster, then begins to talk about the current state of gender relashuns. All the while looking at the rotting head on a wand next to him. Lecturing it all the while like Idi Amin Dada.

"She was nearing the end of her Bog cycle anyway, Tubes..."

I know BPD is a hell of a drug but I’ve never met a creature quite like this outside of literal homeless schizos screaming at nothing on the street, and I really pity anyone who has.
She makes me want to call my sister and tell her she's a wonderful human being. Compared to her, she is practically Mother Theresa.
 
She absolutely would lie about it, I don't know how strict some states are about insurance since I'm not too familiar with US stuff, but I know when I lived in the US if a person wasn't on your insurance they weren't allowed to drive your car unless you had bought specific coverage for that and Aaron doesn't seem like that sort of person, or the person driving would have to have insurance that covered them driving another vehicle, sorry if that's not the case in Wyoming.
In Wyoming the insurance runs with the car, meaning anyone in your family or if you give permission. It's supposed to protect whoever you hit. However, they might try to collect it back from you after paying it out if you did something sketchy like giving permission to someone you knew was driving drunk or had a horrible record that would have disqualified them from the insurance. I know something I've seen is them raising rates, canceling insurance entirely, or trying to claw back a payout if instead of just an occasional thing, you're basically buying insurance for someone else in your own name to get around a bad record that would have led them to refuse coverage, especially if they were using it as their daily drive.
 
Here I was worried maybe she'd do something boring like just leave the first time and never actually wind up coming back.

Fingers still crossed on police dragging a drunken bog hag out the door screaming and clawing.

I know BPD is a hell of a drug but I’ve never met a creature quite like this outside of literal homeless schizos screaming at nothing on the street, and I really pity anyone who has.
Well that's why Kiwi Farms should be considered a public service and receive tax funds under the heading of educational services.

It allows those who don't willingly interact with awful people to understand and recognize the behavioral features of trash, while maintaining a safe distance.
 
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He's not a smart man. I don't think he works at Wells & Fargo as he claims.
 
Am I the only one who's glad she forgot to mute their fight? Sad how he sounds like such a beta cuck trying to reason with that raging lunatic. he should lock himself in the bathroom and call the cops.
im glad she forgot to mute the fight because it exposed further just how insane she is. which i know she was trying to hide and blame on other factors like her parents harassing her or her period.

as it would turn out no she is just a shitty person who drinks and becomes even more of a shitty person and now there is video evidence of that so if she ever planned on trying to say josh was hitting her there is now proof against that.
josh actually did the smart thing in my opinion.

jessica is a very special type of crazy and if he did just lock himself in the bathroom she would have without a doubt done something that would have resulted in him getting kicked out.
Do you think she might (accidentally) kill cobes on stream? Doesn't cobes have a gun or something?
i dont think so. or at least i would hope not. i do think she is capable of it should she get too out of control but as we have seen from this most recent fight she seems to be the type to turn violent against herself first so i would say shes way more likely to try and kill herself while shouting about how josh made her do this and its all his fault.
Going to make a prediction:

Cobes will stay with her, shit is going to continue happening and we predict cops will show up or more noise complaints.

However, this is going to end with a pretty shitty and serious situation. One that even Josh’s ODD can’t fight. I’m thinking another meltdown stream where she’s beating the fuck outta herself, or even possibly he floorlords her — and the cops show up. She’s only getting more bold and the police are actually a legit option now as she gets louder and violent.

I hope I’m wrong and she just gets a flight back
sadly i think this might be how things turn out. unless josh gets truly sick of her to the point that he even asks clint for help with getting rid of her.

she will always try to pull him back in. the only reason josh has not kicked her out already is because he is both retarded and desperate. he thinks keeping her around owns the troles

when at this point i think getting rid of her would own them way better since shes way more vulnerable to them than he is. sooner or later i do think cops will get involved but maybe not when shes there. i have a feeling if she ever manages to leave shes gonna have some issues back home for sure.
 
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He's not a smart man. I don't think he works at Wells & Fargo as he claims.
He knows what Xans are, so I have to assume he knows a good candy man who can hook up Cobes. If anyone can save the day, it's him. The Candy Man makes the world taste like Wendys Toobz.

Ackshully I take that back. He's probably not a jenius with a capital J. I mean, he did lend his car to an internet personality. That would be like me letting OnlyUseMeBlade stay at my place...
 
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He's not a smart man. I don't think he works at Wells & Fargo as he claims.
So is this a troll or is this faggot serious about selling them pills and admitting it on facebook knowing that every fucking troll under the sun will report him and fuck with his life? How is Josh the least retarded of these 3 losers, hope Aaron's facebook clout is worth the trouble he's going to endure.
 
im glad she forgot to mute the fight because it exposed further just how insane she is. which i know she was trying to hide and blame on other factors like her parents harassing her or her period
Early in the visit when the phone was point at the roof on mute, the speculation was they were fighting, not 'dancing'. With all this tactical muting that's been going on as she gets wound up, we were fortunate to get one fight. They've likely been fighting like this all week.
she will always try to pull him back in. the only reason josh has not kicked her out already is because he is both retarded and desperate. he thinks keeping her around owns the troles
He's on a mechanical bull at his own rodeo circus. He has to wait for it to stop or get bucked off.
So is this a troll or is this faggot serious about selling them pills and admitting it on facebook knowing that every fucking troll under the sun will report him and fuck with his life?
I really don't know, in another FB thread he walked back that he sells things (I can't find the damn thing now). It's hard to tell what he's saying is true or not true. He's clearly fucking with people.
 
Please someone explain this to me:
"I'm ugly, i know i am HUHUHUH"
1 minute later :
"I have no friends because i'm straight and hot."
 
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Please someone explain this to me:
"I'm ugly, i know i am HUHUHUH"
1 minute later :
"I have no friends because i'm straight and hot."
Most people have self esteem that has highs, lows, and plateaus. She apparently has them over a shorter time frame than most people. For me, it's more like that over a long time. Maybe it's worse for her because of her obvious mental health problems and substance abuse issues. Those most likely cause a accelerate/slam on the brakes type thought pattern. She is happy one minute and five minutes later is sad. Living with that is pure hell as far as my imagination of it goes. So yeah...

She is worthy of pity, but is also very unpredictable and dangerous. Should be left in a supervised environment with competent adults.
 
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She's hitting herself now to elicit a response and maintain control. Once that doesn't work, she will have to escalate it.
This is chilling. It's a clear pattern of escalation.
Those most likely cause a accelerate/slam on the breaks type thought pattern. She is happy one minute and five minutes later is sad. Living with that is pure hell as far as my imagination of it goes. So yeah...
Splitting and ultra-rapid cycling, she desperately needs to be on anti-psychotics.
 
Splitting and ultra-rapid cycling, she desperately needs to be on anti-psychotics.
i recall her not trusting doctors. i wonder if this is part of the reason why. maybe at some point early on a doctor tried to tell her she had issues and she refused to listen and decided to self medicate instead which has in turn made things far far worse. i am surprised her parents never forced her to take her meds. though they could also be anti doctor as well.
 
i recall her not trusting doctors. i wonder if this is part of the reason why. maybe at some point early on a doctor tried to tell her she had issues and she refused to listen and decided to self medicate instead which has in turn made things far far worse. i am surprised her parents never forced her to take her meds. though they could also be anti doctor as well.
It's really hard to force people to take their medication, especially ones that have unpleasant side effects. Bipolar folk self-report that they do enjoy their manic episodes (if that's what's going on here, I couldn't say for sure). Anti-psychotics come with flattening of effect, weight loss, and lowered libido. It's not uncommon for patients to take themselves off these medications because these side effects.

If she has BPD or HPD (or both), these are really difficult disorders to treat. BPD especially is difficult for normal folk to empathise with, leading people to be rejected and shunned by family, friends, and strangers.

Sometimes there's nothing that can be done. Something like 50% of the homeless population is schizophrenic. They have nowhere to go, and they've been pushed out of whatever support networks they had because they are unmanageable.

If the trolls up the ante with Jessica and she ends up being kicked out of her family's house, we're into Larson territory for NAL. The best thing for her would be to get off the internet and to stop live streaming, for a start.
 
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