Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Deez Nuts said:
Aaron is becoming a cow himself.

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aaron is an interesting case because on one hand he is very much a try hard loser who for whatever reason enjoys inserting himself into the picture. but on the other hand he does seem to actually get along with josh. so while i do think he needs to take a few steps back if him and josh are legit friends thats fine with me because its better than josh just sitting in his chair drinking himself to death. at least with aaron we might get some entertaining moments that do not involve a bog witch.
Ga1v5 said:
I cant be the only one thats sick of people tapping the glass with Cobra, this whole Jessica arc has been nigh unwatchable and is gonna have long lasting implications for the cobraverse at large, and all because some weirdos bought her multiple plane tickets.


The trolls jumped the shark in my opinion. He hasnt streamed in weeks now because of it, we missed a big bogliday because of it too
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the jessica stuff is the problem in my opinion. she has not only riled up the usual trolls but also brought her own trolls along with her. her presence has given many trolls and a-logs a more direct way to mess with josh which is bad enough in its own right but i have also noticed more random people that know about josh due to how crazy this jessica situation is. thats bound to attract even more glass tappers as well.
 
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Weed Man said:
I will not lie, NAL has bewitched me. Say what you want, she's almost horrorcow material and I can't help but watch. If she has left, I wonder where she is going to end up? Maybe we'll get more streams of her Not Screaming at her parents.
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NAL is absolutely horrorcow material. The only reason she's questionable for a thread here is because she's not entertaining or funny. Her entire shtick is she gets irrationally angry and she's incredibly annoying.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
NAL is absolutely horrorcow material. The only reason she's questionable for a thread here is because she's not entertaining or funny. Her entire shtick is she gets irrationally angry and she's incredibly annoying.
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She's pretty much the human version of a Squonk. Which is a cryptid that's just really ugly and cries all the time.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
aaron is an interesting case because on one hand he is very much a try hard loser who for whatever reason enjoys inserting himself into the picture. but on the other hand he does seem to actually get along with josh. so while i do think he needs to take a few steps back if him and josh are legit friends thats fine with me because its better than josh just sitting in his chair drinking himself to death. at least with aaron we might get some entertaining moments that do not involve a bog witch.
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Yeah if he is a true friend to Josh that would be cool, but I question his motives. Feels like just another person using him.
 
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Deez Nuts said:
Yeah if he is a true friend to Josh that would be cool, but I question his motives. Feels like just another person using him.
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It’s the fact that he posts about Josh and shit behind his back that I find questionable. It’s sort of messed up to appear to him as an earnest irl friend and then post stuff in troll communities behind his back and it brings into question of whether he really is somebody who Josh can see as a friend or somebody who’s putting on an appearance.

Josh needs a friend who is a normal person, not an alcoholic pothead or loser, and isn’t involved or interested in any cobraverse stuff. Somebody to hang out with and get him out of any cobraverse shit, somebody to hang out with that does more than get drunk or high. Just a dude to be like “hey man, wanna not get shitfaced, disconnect from the internet or whoever is texting you for a bit, and just go watch King Kong?”

He just needs a friend that’s a normal fucking dude to hang out and do normal dude stuff with and treats him like a normal person. Not an enabler, not a snickering troll pretending to be his friend, not a clout chaser, just a normal well adjusted person to give Josh a chance to do more than be chronically online, chronically texting weirdos, chronically drunk or high, and chronically shut in
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I am pretty sure Aaron is simply using Cobes for internet clout. It's why he's so insistent on being on camera and posting photos with Cobes.
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If this is the case, and I believe that it is than may he choke on it. Internet clout has ruined better men than him.

Mr. Green managed to get away from it all so it's possible to go and say hello to Josh and fuck off forever, but if he's got a hunger for it than he'll stick around until he's been dragged down into the muck with the rest of them. Internet clout is poison.
 
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No normal, well-adjusted dude is gonna befriend Cobra because while Cobes is endearing and unique, he's definitely not normal or well-adjusted. What would they talk about? What would they do? He wants to get a buzz going and watch Family Guy, not go fishing or go on a hike.
 
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HiveDull said:
Dang Cobros, I was so happy for our boy to finally break his 6 year dry spell, but I never knew it would amount to this.
I would trade in my clock tower dream house mansion gothic bell tower if it meant that Cobra never meets NAL again.
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okay, but what if he stayed with her, got his sick gothic clocktower, and then pushed her out of it?
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
No normal, well-adjusted dude is gonna befriend Cobra because while Cobes is endearing and unique, he's definitely not normal or well-adjusted. What would they talk about? What would they do? He wants to get a buzz going and watch Family Guy, not go fishing or go on a hike.
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Honestly I think Josh's days of having real friends is over. We've gotten an inside peak at how easily Josh flies off the handle at the most mundane comments, his ODD is triggered so quickly these days. I find it hard to believe that Josh would be able to maintain an actual friendship that goes past Josh letting some pay pig hang around for an hour or two because he brought Josh booze or payed for him to go to some concert/event. Josh would always get annoyed at his friends but his tolerance for other people was a lot higher. Josh just wants to get stuck in his loops, get wasted and watch YouTube videos.
 
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Drama Fan said:
Is this not just the norm everywhere in the US?
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It's the norm but with exceptions. For instance, if you rent a car you generally have to buy trip insurance if you're not already insured, or you don't have the right coverage. For instance, if you have liability only coverage, the rental place generally wants you to cover if you total their car.
 
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Well this is interesting.

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I googled and yeah I get the same info. I tried to see if I could pull up the court records, but Nateona county does not have them accessible online.
 
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