Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Our boy is probably catching up on some much needed rest after such a week long rollercoaster of BPD episodes if she has left. How are we all feeling about Aaron's self insert into the Cobraverse? Do you think we will get any decent content out of it?
I think Aaron is a douche. There will be content, but nothing extraordinary as Jessica, the content will be the inevitable flood of attention that Aaron so desperately wanted, I just don't think he understands what that means for him just yet. I don't think it will be direct Cobra content aside from him just taking Josh places and sitting on his futon making weird comments, but I think come Monday when they figure out where he works all the redditors and trolls will be blowing up his work place. He will go back radio silent like he did when reddit banned him when he can't take it.

Rest well my king. I am eagerly waiting for the pouting, arm-crossed stream we get when he gives us a good talking to about how we act when Jessica is here, and that we wouldn't understand and are just jealous and can't get an of age gf. He will then proceed to leave us when he gets enough for booze and a food hack.

Another thing I think about is if this is the way things are when Jessica visits, do they think that when she moves in the trolls are just going to give up? Josh won't be able to survive without going live. His way of life is going to be completely turned upside down, and she can't go live without losing her shit. His food reviews and food hacks are even more half assed than they were before. Jessica has earned her self enough hate across every part of the Cobraverse now, maybe paypigs will stop giving her tickets and money.

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I think if Jessica was gone we would see her at the airport, she can't resist. And wifi is free there. Maybe her flight leaves later, but we know she gets like 3 layovers and shit and what else does she have to do while waiting?
 
Most of the homeboys in his life have used his "fame" to get attention or benefit for themselves in one way or another. The only difference for Aron is he comes from the troles and if he just stayed out of reddit or whatever faceberg group then who cares tbh, boy could do with a friend that isn't some buddy trole.

Bring back Homefelon Ian 🙏
 
Most of the homeboys in his life have used his "fame" to get attention or benefit for themselves in one way or another. The only difference for Aron is he comes from the troles and if he just stayed out of reddit or whatever faceberg group then who cares tbh, boy could do with a friend that isn't some buddy trole.

Bring back Homefelon Ian 🙏
I doubt he'd be too happy when hearing the fate of Puff.
 
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Not sure what she means with the scare quotes on the word free but she's posting from somewhere on this Black Saturday:

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Josh may not realize it but he is at the crossroads of a major decision that is going to have huge effects on his life. There is enough evidence at this point that should make him realize she is unstable and has the potential to be a danger to both his living situation and his life. As good as she is for the content I'd be lying if I said breaking up with her isn't the correct decision.
Let's hope Josh can push through the duster and paint fume fog that is his mind to come to make the correct decision.
 
Do you think she runs water constantly to keep the head noises quiet?
I don't think it's that sophisticated. Another user theorised this is her comforting behaviour to get away from her parents at their shared home. She runs the tap so she can claim she's "using the bathroom" and nobody can enter. Basically akin to a child building a pillow fort to feel protected. Call it a ritual compulsion if you'd like, she's just nuts.

Kinda sad tbh, being nearly 40 and never having a place of your own or any modicum of privacy or independence. Arrested development maybe, but sad none-the-less.
 
Not sure what she means with the scare quotes on the word free but she's posting from somewhere on this Black Saturday:

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I laughed so hard at the phrase scare quotes. You're right, this is one scary bitch.

I wonder what she's doing right now? Has there been no activity in the sector?

We're entering into real $8 machete hours, sisters, keep your head down.
 
Josh may not realize it but he is at the crossroads of a major decision that is going to have huge effects on his life. There is enough evidence at this point that should make him realize she is unstable and has the potential to be a danger to both his living situation and his life. As good as she is for the content I'd be lying if I said breaking up with her isn't the correct decision.
Let's hope Josh can push through the duster and paint fume fog that is his mind to come to make the correct decision.
This can go both ways, however. Josh has a living, breathing adult woman coming to his place for sex for the whole world to see. Even though Jessica is grotesque and horrible, this increases his chances with other women, as we've seen. If he lets Jessica go, every second that passes by increases his likelihood of another dry spell, that can reasonably last for the rest of his life now. Unloved and untouched, with all the trolls mocking him forever.

I empathize with Josh's dilemma.
 
Josh may not realize it but he is at the crossroads of a major decision that is going to have huge effects on his life. There is enough evidence at this point that should make him realize she is unstable and has the potential to be a danger to both his living situation and his life. As good as she is for the content I'd be lying if I said breaking up with her isn't the correct decision.
Let's hope Josh can push through the duster and paint fume fog that is his mind to come to make the correct decision.
I honestly don’t know what it would take for him to break up with her. If the screaming fits don’t do it only reasons I can think of are are
1) a much nicer and more attractive girl comes along. He does not love NAL she is only a status symbol to the trolls and pussy to him.
2) NAL becomes too controlling and tries to run his shit. Josh does not like being mommy’d.
 
At this point I hope they just go their separate ways. I enjoy the classic Cobra stuff like cooking and poorly playing guitar. She completely cucks that. Chimping out is funny but she always hits the mute button so its not even fun. I'll follow her inevitable thread for when I'm in the mood to see satanic banshee rage.
 
Her skin is thinner than most actual lolcows and that's saying something.
She is an actual lolcow. The definition of one.
How are we all feeling about Aaron's self insert into the Cobraverse? Do you think we will get any decent content out of it?
I think he's a faggot and pretty cow-like himself. The facebook posts that get shared here from him don't read like a troll, it reads like an actual loser who has nothing going on with his life so he hangs out with actual retards for facebook likes and posts copypasta-tier gibberish regularly. As for content, not directly but indirectly. He's not very smart and I imagine trolls are going to fuck with him IRL.
 
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