Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I couldn’t imagine being the poor Mexican tasked with cleaning that apartment. Brings his industrial carpet cleaner in and it start moistening up the fibers. Just the smell of old cum, Doritos, and vomit hanging in the air. Rather clean up a crime scene.

I think a lot of these glass tapper fucks are zoomers. They can’t sit back and wait patiently. If shit doesn’t happen immediately, they gotta hit the refresh button — or in this case call the landlord to get an update. They won’t watch months of dry, occasionally interesting content, for a few gems. They want fucking compilation of funny boglim moments everytime they turn on his stream.

Unrelated note: Why didnt he poor some out for dead ol’ Puffts?
 
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Nothing like having two retards gay op'ing the thread to end the second visit arc.

Also, "Emotional support bong, the second" has been revealed to the public

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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Of all the faggots who insert themselves into Cobes life, not a single one of them has taken a photo of the carpet in front of his chair/chaturbate machine. All of the dried up bodily fluids and that must be one crunchy carpet. Cobes lives in the building they never remodeled when they re-did his complex. He lives in the old shitty building, and while he generally keeps it neat, for a retard alcoholic, I'm sure they'll find petty ways to pump up the bill. The roach shit, black mould in the kitchen, and the carpet replacement is going to be pretty hefty alone.
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There was a big visible stain on the carpet when he moved into this current apartment. Which makes me think Clint worked out some kind of deal with them prior to moving Josh in.

Or maybe I'm being optimistic, and Clint was just being cheap and took the shitty unit on a discount. Either way that carpet was old and stained when he moved in, and while I have no doubt it's 100x worse because of Josh, I don't think it should be a huge issue like the last place. It would be getting replaced no matter who lived there, especially if they're remodeling buildings.

I'm sure they'll find plenty of other things to bill him for though, like you said.
 
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Devious Dave said:
Maybe it's because I'm white, but smoking and drinking in a cemetery is disrespectful. You don't know if the people around you just lost someone. It's not about respect for the dead it's about respect for the people around you. Imagine you just lost someone, and you see these retards smoking, drinking, and playing with a Ouija board. You probably wouldn't be too happy.
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There's literally nothing disrespectful about it. If you don't make a mess don't be a nuisance and don't destroy shit it's fuckin fine. Slight power level. Went to the cemetery at 12am with gf and smoked weed on Halloween (TMDWTFIU)

If you're not destroying their resting place I don't think the souls of the dead mind a living guest. How many of the graves do you think get visitors? I even cleaned the vines and shit off the old forgotten tombstones.
 
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Agares said:
"For tobacco use only" in Wyoming.
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LMFAO. I miss when Colorado had the same “tobacco use only” signs.

Colorado people go to Wyoming for fireworks. Wyoming people go to CO for weed. It’s a funny thing.
I’m surprised they didn’t take a road trip in the shitmobile.

I enjoy cemeteries, you can be respectful, drink a beer or smoke as well as enjoy the silence.
 
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Goatchoker said:
LMFAO. I miss when Colorado had the same “tobacco use only” signs.

Colorado people go to Wyoming for fireworks. Wyoming people go to CO for weed. It’s a funny thing.
I’m surprised they didn’t take a road trip in the shitmobile.

I enjoy cemeteries, you can be respectful, drink a beer or smoke as well as enjoy the silence.
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He even brought out the crystal scepter again. That's a very powerful artifact that he's used to control the weather before.
 
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