Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

better not get some dank wall art to absorb sound BOY

In six months every wall is covered with Clint's weird art surplus.

Nooo, I don't like the new set-up at all. He looks squeezed and literally cornered. No room behind the sofa chair at all. You can't see what's going on in that room whatsoever.

I get the impression this was Clint-inspired to prevent troles from learning his location. Naturally he revealed the layout of the entire rest of the inside of the trailer in another video.

 

[anliteralidiot]

In six months every wall is covered with Clint's weird art surplus.

better not use your dad's art as free canvases for sick cobra paintings BOY

 

[BullfrogBill]

Nooo, I don't like the new set-up at all. He looks squeezed and literally cornered. No room behind the sofa chair at all. You can't see what's going on in that room whatsoever.

The trailer saga keeps getting more and more bleak with every new video imo

 

[RL Steinbeck]

looks like the stress of moving again really did a number on the old hairline up front, we’re down to low double digits of long strands remaining on the top half of his head. View attachment 6011259

I was thinking that, too. New lighting situation really shows it off. Dome is looking SPARSE.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

I think her mental illness is so strong, she believes her own bullshit, like when she claims she wasn't yelling the night we saw her Wendy's pussy.

I brought this up in the Larson thread the other day. Anosognosia is real thing.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

think her mental illness is so strong, she believes her own bullshit, like when she claims she wasn't yelling the night we saw her Wendy's pussy.

Jesus christ she flashed her snatch on stream? This is why I don't even check her highlights, I'm surprised you didn't go blind from that thing. I bet it looked like a sarlack pit

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Can anyone find the snatch pictures? Morbid curiosity is getting the best of me.

 

[Devious Dave]

Can anyone find the snatch pictures? Morbid curiosity is getting the best of me.

Here you go degenerate
Link

 

[anliteralidiot]

Jesus christ she flashed her snatch on stream? This is why I don't even check her highlights, I'm surprised you didn't go blind from that thing. I bet it looked like a sarlack pit

so, one gorlworld person got nudes from her (unsolicited!) and he drew a rough approximation
I can't find a good image of his drawing, but it's the thumbnail here

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I'm sure Cobes watching this hipster hobo fag as well, think he either shared or liked a video from him and he said the "daiboja" thing in one video like this guy does...I don't know what it means/if its a common thing with YT alcoholics or if that's how you spell it.

It's funny, he said it in his happy goth day video, so he's clearly watching this faggot. Funny, because if he knew what it meant, he wouldn't say it.
"daiboja" [sic] or Дай Бог/Дай Боже/Дай Боже щастя/Daj Boże is religious, it literally means "let god give" and is used like inshallah/god bless you/god willing etc. He's praising skygod without even knowing it.

 

[niggers]

I was thinking that, too. New lighting situation really shows it off. Dome is looking SPARSE.

y'know, i think he actually had to bathe while at clints and ended up putting some precious, precious strands down the drain.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

so, one gorlworld person got nudes from her (unsolicited!) and he drew a rough approximation
I can't find a good image of his drawing, but it's the thumbnail here

roflmao glad she's with Cobes passing out them nudes. It's the ones you don't wanna see nudes that hand them out like candy on Halloween lol. I assume Cobes is still "with her" or whatever too

 

[Shinkai]

Here you go degenerate
Link

Not nearly enough flappage

 

[Captain Howdy 666]

Dave Ginery's book that I have read

Another distinguished gentleman I see. The Gingery books are based and should be required reading in school.

 

[Crab Latte]

Ring destruction
NaL gets bleach on her ring and either the silver plating comes off or it gets discolored

RING SPERG:

Real silver tarnishes, and that can be rubbed off. What most likely happened is that the bleach ate through the rhodium plating on the band. If it actually IS silver underneath, the bleach will also cause 'pitting' where the surface becomes uneven as the corrosive dissolves the metal. This can lead to a break point for the shank developing. If the pitting is not too deep it can be buffed out and then polished. Repeated exposure to chemicals over time can also cause the shank to crack.

Also, it goes without saying that it's really harmful for bleach to come into contact with an opal. it's going to do the same and take away from the initial polish of the stone, which was already poor as you could see the long striations in the surface of the stone where it was not polished with a fine enough grit. Opals are very prone to cracking. I don't know if she has actual Welo opal (Ethiopian), but if she does, that kind will absorb the liquid it comes into contact with and can destroy a stone's play of color. Example below.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I remember thinking how is this any different than sociopaths egging on incels to commit a mass shooting (which is a real thing). Someone was trying to cause him serious harm and the boy thinks they are doing him a favour.

sometimes when cobes drinks stuff people send him he gives off this impression that he is not drinking it because he wants to its all to own the troles and look cool.

its got the same vibe as a kid getting pressured into smoking a cigarette because all the cool kids are doing it. i think if people did not send him alcohol constantly he would drink far less and go for more sodas and energy drinks.

his association with alcohol seems to be entirely based on the fact that the people around him do it and his hero ozzy does it so he does it so he can feel cool like them or whatever.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Opals are very prone to cracking. I don't know if she has actual Welo opal (Ethiopian), but if she does, that kind will absorb the liquid it comes into contact with and can destroy a stone's play of color.

I think she has the cheapest option possible, no rare stones.

 

[Frank "Warthog" Reynolds]

RING SPERG:

Real silver tarnishes, and that can be rubbed off. What most likely happened is that the bleach ate through the rhodium plating on the band. If it actually IS silver underneath, the bleach will also cause 'pitting' where the surface becomes uneven as the corrosive dissolves the metal. This can lead to a break point for the shank developing. If the pitting is not too deep it can be buffed out and then polished. Repeated exposure to chemicals over time can also cause the shank to crack.

Also, it goes without saying that it's really harmful for bleach to come into contact with an opal. it's going to do the same and take away from the initial polish of the stone, which was already poor as you could see the long striations in the surface of the stone where it was not polished with a fine enough grit. Opals are very prone to cracking. I don't know if she has actual Welo opal (Ethiopian), but if she does, that kind will absorb the liquid it comes into contact with and can destroy a stone's play of color. Example below.

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I really hope it ends up looking like the one on the right, it seems fitting that she would have a piss colored ring.

 

[Slim Boglim]

sometimes when cobes drinks stuff people send him he gives off this impression that he is not drinking it because he wants to its all to own the troles and look cool.

its got the same vibe as a kid getting pressured into smoking a cigarette because all the cool kids are doing it. i think if people did not send him alcohol constantly he would drink far less and go for more sodas and energy drinks.

his association with alcohol seems to be entirely based on the fact that the people around him do it and his hero ozzy does it so he does it so he can feel cool like them or whatever.

Naw he drinks alcohol to improve his mood and to cope with shit. Take for example the time they attempted to swat him, he left angry and emotional, went back live after buying himself alcohol, and then drank heavily while listening to Ozzy, blacked out and had one of the worst freakouts ever culminating with him stumbling around and yelling at the walls alone in his apartment. It’s notable that he started out planning to drink a couple beers, almost got swatted, came back with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s, assured us he wasn’t gonna drink all of it and make it last the weekend, and proceeded to drink all of it. Classic alcohol use disorder.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Cobes Jerky mk2; Doritos Edition
All meat was marinated in original Monster overnight, and then covered with Doritos that I had ground up, and sifted for only the dust particles.

And my meat is beef bottom round

Spoiler: Jerky 1: Monster, Doritos, and spicy ramen packets I haven't used.

For context, it's the carbonara spice packets from Samhang/Buldak noodles.
Despite the spice, it's a very subtle addition that didn't detract from the Monster, and added to the Doritos.

I'd say 8/10, and it's my husband's favorite.

Spoiler: Jerky 2: Doritos, Monster, and local honey

I don't know what the bees are, but it's good.
It didn't turn out very unique, but holy fuck it smells so fucking good. I'm serious, it's like those nut or cookie stores you pass by in a mall and people say they pump a smell through to make you hungry.

6/10 taste, it's just mid. Not terrible, not memorable.
10/10 smell holy shit

I did this in my bathroom, so I wouldn't forget and overcook these, and now my bathroom smells great.

Spoiler: Jerky 3: Doritos and Monster

Just a simple one.

8/10 it's simple, but it's good! The Doritos dust really shines on it.
It also tastes/smells like honey from the second batch.

tl;dr this all tastes great, and dehydrating honey smells like those cookie shops in malls.

I hope Cobes can try making his own jerky, like he does his own meads. You can get a dehydrator for pennies at a garage sale (mine was free TWU), and it's hard to fuck this up. You just put them in the grate, and turn it on for 8hrs.