Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

She lives in a hoard.
She pisses in boxes (more than one time).
She's got no hobbies, no ambitions, no personality of her own.
She's never going anywhere, and she'll die alone in an attic.

WHO LIVES IN A HOARD AT THE TOP OF A SHANTY?
NAKED AND LAUGHING!
WHO'S BOXES ARE YELLOW ABSORBENT WITH PEE?
NAKED AND LAUGHING!
IF SCHIZOID NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH
THAT FLOP ON THE FLOOR AND WRITHE IN YOUR PISS

 

[Shinkai]

"I'll be food hacking some instant mashed potatoes later"
He never misses haha

 

[Goatchoker]

Drink combo.

Looks like this is going to be the setup for the new place.

I want someone next year to take him to the goth day at lakeside amusement park in Denver.

 

[Grape Garden]

the night we saw her Wendy's pussy.

I hadn't eaten Wendy's in a while and I will refuse to ever eat it again.

Is anybody archiving her twitch streams? Everything I see on youtube is just lolcow reaction shit. I assume JM is archiving, but all she uploads are clips and reaction. Not even the funny clips, just the gay fat girl drama stuff.

Most of NAL's streams are trash, but there's definitely been some stuff worth saving imo. Yesterday she was attempting to dye some black denim pants like Cobra. She doesn't understand the concept of a stencil, so she'd spray it over the pants, then use the paint lid to press down on it like it was a stamp. Then she got bleach all over her clothes and ragequit. It was great.

I tried to clip, but it's hard on twitch (see username) and the clip function seems to be perpetually broken. She also deletes the streams.

Pretty sure JM is archiving her shit since she seems to have every bit of lore you can need on NAL, there is another channel that is archiving the streams but I can't find the channel, another lolcow reaction channel, don't expect much but she does seem to save interesting bits from NAL streams but may just be JM regurgitation: https://www.youtube.com/@KatSnaps333

Think her Twitch is already on life support, its gotten banned/striked(?) twice but she is appealing them, someone said she put JM's kids names in her bio in caps which is...fucking weird...she likes to go after peoples kids. I guess JM's kids are named Hope and Journey? I don't know if that's true or whatever I just saw a bunch of people in YT comments saying it was.

Honestly, not missing much....she fucking does this grunt thing after every few words and just weird laughing...pretty much same bullshit. She is trying all this shit to make "Cobra merch" and recently is on the warpath with Deathbed again and trying to get Joshy to not associate, because she and him could make sweet music and albums on their own without Deathbed. She has some IRL friend that drives her places too.

HRH uploads her stuff

This was the other channel I couldn't remember.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Actually the Wyoming statute I mentioned makes it illegal to possess a still without a license. I suspect they would have to prove intent to use it to distill alcohol though, since most of those Amazon ones are sold as """water""" distillers.

Apparently it's fairly cheap, $250 for a distilling license so not too bad. Personally, I'd just disobey the law and let them spend the time and effort to enforce it if it's so important. Obeying the law for it's own sake is just stupid, maybe 100 years ago when it was a much freer country but sure as hell not today.

It's like people who sit at a red light at 3am when there's no traffic.

There are apparently personal exceptions as well, I'm on a forum with a guy who's modded a generator to run off pure ethanol and IRC he's in the same state as Josh, he does it more as a intellectual experiment but he based what he did off Dave Ginery's book that I have read and in the copy I have printed around 1980 he says that for personal use under a certain volume (not % of alcohol but how much you make) as long as it's not for human consumption your allowed to do it without a licence.

Apparently the consensus on the forum he posted it on was the Fed's don't really care if it's for Fuel use but if it's for consumption in any way shape or form they will go after you, and there are little thing you can do like not removing the Heads or adding something noxious to it that will ensure you get ignored - I am not a Yank or live in the US but honestly it sounds about right, in the UK I can do something like 2000L of Alcohol for fuel use before getting taxed for it, same with Biodiesel but I can't share it outside of my household I can be fucked by the Tax Man, even if I give it away for free.

She is 100% the type to start a physical confrontation and then call cops and blame him as a double fuck you. Cobes is flirting with legit disaster the longer he associates with her.

When I was an active drinker and ebbing towards my lowest I came across people like this all the time and honestly your spot on, she's the sort of person who'll do everything under the sun to start a fight with someone short of initiating physical violence (even then thats not certain) but will go right for the knife or smashing a bottle in your face and then give the Police a sob story about self defence, happens depressingly often.

Josh might be feeling the fire in his loins right now, it could be a STI, Could just be him letting his little head doing the thinking for his Potato head but he's playing with fire an he's too dumb to realise it.

If Cobes goes to court it is because he drunkenly crashed his bike causing damage. Or burned down a trailer park.

I know a guy who got brought home an not charged for riding a bike while drunk, I don't know about the US but in the UK anything that's not your feet you can be done for drunk driving - it's not often prosecuted but it's a old law still on the books and mostly used for dealing with druken grandads on a sunday after football / cricket law but at the lower level it's Discretionary enforcement and a verbal caution.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I know a guy who got brought home an not charged for riding a bike while drunk, I don't know about the US but in the UK anything that's not your feet you can be done for drunk driving - it's not often prosecuted but it's a old law still on the books and mostly used for dealing with druken grandads on a sunday after football / cricket law but at the lower level it's Discretionary enforcement and a verbal caution.

It's the exact same here, although I think there was a case where someone avoided a DUI because they were physically riding a horse and the horse wasn't impaired. "If the horse ain't lit you must acquit" was presumably the defense.

Bicycles on the roads are considered vehicles just like cars and subject to the same traffic laws, so you can get a DUI for biking while intoxicated. It's judgmental though, in most cases the danger is a lot greater to the impaired cyclist than it is to other drivers or pedestrians, as opposed to someone driving a car or truck.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

She is trying all this shit to make "Cobra merch" and recently is on the warpath with Deathbed again and trying to get Joshy to not associate, because she and him could make sweet music and albums on their own without Deathbed

Not gonna happen, it's not even about the music. Deathbed is one of the few people who regularly give him large sums of money

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Drink combo.

Looks like this is going to be the setup for the new place.

Looks like the carpet's already getting a workout from that masterful pour. Hopefully Clint just put in laminate all over and called it a day.

 

[Grape Garden]

Drink combo.

Looks like this is going to be the setup for the new place.

Pour one out for the dead goth homies the chair, fantastic. Stupid daiboja toast he's now latched on to from the hipster hobo. (Polish/Croatian cheer meaning "God Willing"/a pray for hoping a drink does taste bad. I guess you would need that for his drink combos) Kinda stoked about these mashed potatoes though, I want to see how he elevates this.
Let's validate our parking.

Not gonna happen, it's not even about the music. Deathbed is one of the few people who regularly give him large sums of money

Yeah I doubt he would drop them, would the extremely stupid. I'm still pissed about the shirt and this dumb bitch. She doesn't care about making music, she just wants to fuck things up with Josh and Deathbed cause of the shirt. It's all about control with her.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Looks like the carpet's already getting a workout from that masterful pour. Hopefully Clint just put in laminate all over and called it a day.

Nha, not even joking here but I live an a Caravan at the moment part time while doing up my new place and Carpets are a given they deaden sound and add to the insulation, in the UK they are not used (much) as a perminat residence they are like a more substantial tent essentially that doesnt require much planning permission but outside the kitchen an bathroom they have that thin rolled edge carpet throughout.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nha, not even joking here but I live an a Caravan at the moment part time while doing up my new place and Carpets are a given they deaden sound and add to the insulation, in the UK they are not used (much) as a perminat residence they are like a more substantial tent essentially that doesnt require much planning permission but outside the kitchen an bathroom they have that thin rolled edge carpet throughout.

Good point, guess yearly carpet replacement will be routine maintenance.

Imagine the acoustics if it was all laminate and a fuckin' cigarette was broken or an entire drink combo spilled via cobra cane. Clint could probably hear that from home. Although maybe that's the idea, it's like the bog signal.

 

[tony tortellini]

looks like the stress of moving again really did a number on the old hairline up front, we’re down to low double digits of long strands remaining on the top half of his head.

 

[Shinkai]

Good point, guess yearly carpet replacement will be routine maintenance.

Imagine the acoustics if it was all laminate and a fuckin' cigarette was broken or an entire drink combo spilled via cobra cane. Clint could probably hear that from home. Although maybe that's the idea, it's like the bog signal.

Amplified 3am "I'M SICK OF IIIIIT" coming in nicely

 

[Jobama]

Yeah I doubt he would drop them, would the extremely stupid. I'm still pissed about the shirt and this dumb bitch. She doesn't care about making music, she just wants to fuck things up with Josh and Deathbed cause of the shirt. It's all about control with her.

I think you guys are getting Exhumed and Deathbed confused. Exhumed was the guy who made a NAL shirt that she got mad over. Deathbed is the guy who helps distribute Josh’s music. Unless I missed something and NAL is also mad at Deathbed.

 

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My prediction IF cobes goes to court is that he'd be on the prosecution, not defense.

"I put the bad guys away, dood. TWU."

 

[ASeabear8952]

Is anybody archiving her twitch streams? Everything I see on youtube is just lolcow reaction shit. I assume JM is archiving, but all she uploads are clips and reaction. Not even the funny clips, just the gay fat girl drama stuff.

Most of NAL's streams are trash, but there's definitely been some stuff worth saving imo. Yesterday she was attempting to dye some black denim pants like Cobra. She doesn't understand the concept of a stencil, so she'd spray it over the pants, then use the paint lid to press down on it like it was a stamp. Then she got bleach all over her clothes and ragequit. It was great.

I tried to clip, but it's hard on twitch (see username) and the clip function seems to be perpetually broken. She also deletes the streams.

She also has this thing where her chat is set to “verification only” (or something like that). That means in order to use her chat you have to be following her and order to do so you have to verify yourself by confirming your phone number with Twitch. Very sus.

 

[Grape Garden]

I think you guys are getting Exhumed and Deathbed confused. Exhumed was the guy who mad a NAL shirt that she got mad over. Deathbed is the guy who helps distribute Josh’s music. Unless I missed something and NAL is also mad at Deathbed.

Actually, you're right I'm the retard, she is still made at Exhumed, but she was going on about some shit with Deathbed in a more recent stream when she was talking about her and Josh making albums or some shit. Sorry everything kinda blurs into one with her.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Good point, guess yearly carpet replacement will be routine maintenance.

Imagine the acoustics if it was all laminate and a fuckin' cigarette was broken or an entire drink combo spilled via cobra cane. Clint could probably hear that from home. Although maybe that's the idea, it's like the bog signal.

better not get some dank wall art to absorb sound BOY

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Nooo, I don't like the new set-up at all. He looks squeezed and literally cornered. No room behind the sofa chair at all. You can't see what's going on in that room whatsoever.

 

[JambledUpWords]

looks like the stress of moving again really did a number on the old hairline up front, we’re down to low double digits of long strands remaining on the top half of his head. View attachment 6011259

His teeth are honestly more horrendous than his hairline. I can’t imagine how much decay he has. His teeth look bad enough that it wouldn’t surprise me if he has teeth falling out soon.