You mean found Satan, I'm an aspirant of the Cobra Cult, something something black flame to muh green smoke.
It's like a constellation map.
He first would have to know how to apply/claim it. And you know that would take months. I do hope he does, so he can stick it behind the bug chair and we get the smug King. Cobra just keeps winning.
that's really all I want out of this show, at this point. Is there anyone out there persuading Cobes to get that ball rolling?
Fuck man I'm having My Lai massacre flashbacks, but if what you're saying is true it hasn't even happened yet... What kind of mindfuck is this
If it's not going to have the cock and ball symbol it should at least have the "cool s". But, hell yeah. Mother Fuhrer looks right. Twu
Not really. He applies the least amount of effort as possible to everything he does and for the past 4 years, that includes things he's genuinely passionate about or really wants to do. He doesn't have any tard handlers because he's categorically the most impossible cow to wrangle and the people who've tried have very limited success. It takes years to make him do one thing and he'll do it half-assed or completely fuck it up. With Cobra you just have to hope for the worst result possible and even then, you will still be disappointed. He is a genius at subverting your lowest expectations.
The best example of this is during the Chazz saga when Josh was fully convinced he just got a voice acting gig in LA and he was too lazy to even do phone calls with his supposed manager. Like he'd get a donation asking him to call and he'd say "I will when I get around to it" the man is EXTREMELY lazy.
I think the boy is just SHY
Yeah I recall Chazz having to send him pizzas and hundreds of dollars in superberries to get his attention and even then, it was pretty brief. I suppose if Cobra ever had a weakness it would be pizza, so if you want him to apply for the Silver Play Button I guess you could just go ahead and send him some pizzas with notes. Real pizzas he would eat not the fucking Perry Caravello Special.
Someone might already be helping him with this. According to that wiki article above, he had to apply, and be deemed eligible to get the digital verification badge. Apparently the badge is different from standard verification, and the article makes it seem like you have to be eligible for the plaque first in order to get the verified badge. I could be wrong though since there isn't much information, and I haven't really looked into it beyond that. Either way, I hope he gets it soon so he can flex on the trolls.
He is far lazier than a lot of people realise in here at times. He could make some very small adjustments to his life, and he could earn and be in a much better place. Not even hard things, its easy stuff, and he could sit and stew in booze and weed for the most part. But he is lazy to the extreme.
Considering what retards are willing to spend on painted sticks all he would have to do is walk out his door pick up some twigs, spray paint them, and list them on etsy. One a day would give him 11,000$ a month. But why do that when people casually send you 25,50,100,200$ to your paypal multiple times a day for doing literally nothing.
Redditors? Yeah, I’m thinking they’re back on suicide watch.
i really have a hard time understanding why people go so hard after this goober. he has free housing. ok, but hes in fucking casper wyoming. he hasnt had whole cigarette in like 8 years and has to make his own liquor. like, if they think this dude is a welfare queen they should never visit southern california, like ever.
I was thinking he could actually just do them all the time, but slowly. Make each one special, so you can pay extra for a special wand. Imagine a wand, but its styled better and more gothic, with it topped with the "cute" lighter than was pissing him off on his legendary meltdown stream. People would pay a fair whack for that. But it requires work and some self reflection.
People just see cobes getting to drink and do whatever he wants without a care in the world while people send him money and it pisses them off because they forget the fact that he is miserable and dying a slow painful death. Also I think it's because most of them can see the untapped potential and even though cobes isn't actually utilizing any of it, the fact he could is enough to enrage them.
Call me gay but there´s something oddly noble about his laziness. He`s just not greedy (or he doesn´t have the mental capacity for greed) and he doesn`t have any aspirations.
Henceforth the $20 electric skillet Cobeson AND his dad agreed on. Even at his last apartment he would angle it on his stove and pretend he was cooking like a big boy without electric skillet training wheels. Considering he lived in an apartment building this arrangement may have saved the lives of countless others. Or maybe it's so he doesn't have to clean. $20 electric woks are self cleaning, right? Buuuuuuuuut, it's still totally gof af.
