Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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whogoesthere said:
I was thinking he could actually just do them all the time, but slowly. Make each one special, so you can pay extra for a special wand. Imagine a wand, but its styled better and more gothic, with it topped with the "cute" lighter than was pissing him off on his legendary meltdown stream. People would pay a fair whack for that. But it requires work and some self reflection.
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It's impressive when you really think about it. Cobra has cornered the luxury wand market selling Walmart spray painted twigs. His "wands" might actually be at the highest price point you can find on Etsy for such things as far I can tell. If he wasn't so regarded and actually understood the value of this he could be making a killing
 

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funscape said:
It's impressive when you really think about it. Cobra has cornered the luxury wand market selling Walmart spray painted twigs. His "wands" might actually be at the highest price point you can find on Etsy for such things as far I can tell. If he wasn't so regarded and actually understood the value of this he could be making a killing
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There are actually retards copying his old style of wands too
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anliteralidiot said:
what about the Korean war?
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He does like weird seafood and lives in a hermit kingdom. So I guess he survived? But the war crimes. I heard he used chemical weapons against his own people. Too bad about what he did in Cambodia too(Didi Mau! Didi Mau!).

There are actually retards copying his old style of wands too
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A troll in the dark? 20gauge troll slayer? Lol. They're probably undeliciously ironically better too. Talk about lol effort. But hey, the free market finds a way to soon a retard part from his scrilla, yo. Tmdnwuyt
 
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There are actually retards copying his old style of wands too
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Checked out her store page and I'm kinda tempted to get the stamp. If you read the descriptions I get the vibe that she's probably a fan. Her page says she has 6 sales and the reviews seem like all those sales were for wands. Not a bad haul, $500ish for painting some sticks. I'd find it a little distasteful if she were competing with Cobes but I don't think he even does the wand sales anymore hardly.
I guess being uncooperative and ridiculous to work with is part and parcel to being a lolcow, but still, I think it's a shame Josh has never found someone to work with on stuff like this. Clearly people are willing to buy wands and they don't even have to be from King Tard himself for them to pay through the nose for what's probably like a 1 hour craft you could do for $5. If he had a storefront to promote that was consistently in stock and shipped things on time, his living conditions would probably be considerably better, and he wouldn't even have to do anything other than accept the help. I guess he has his shirt page, but tbh who's gonna wear a "FUCK RAPE" t-shirt around town? Lmao
 

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JambledUpWords said:
I want Cobes to make this mead
Black mead is goth
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Tasting History is such a good YouTube channel. I remember seeing it pop up in my recommended when he first started I’m really glad he got as popular as he did. Totally deserved, the guy does a lot of research into old recipes, recreates them in a modern setting and then shares the process and the end result. That by itself would already be really informative but he also does other research and shares a lot of anecdotes and history surrounding the recipe to give context to why it’s significant.

I hope some day in 2420 there is a man recreating ancient recipes such as Fiery Fish Pizza made popular by the early 2000’s prophet King Cobra JFS and sharing the process with their audience
 
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