Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Drama Trauma]

She tried, but couldnt handle the rockstar lifestyle (being told he wanted to take things slow after they had already traded nudes).
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He gave up on her that easily, they would have been a power couple...

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Fuck the circle of protection, pray to skygod someone captures it on video.

 

[TotalNematodeDeath]

I hope to god we get another cop drama soon

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I hope to god we get another cop drama soon

Seeing NAL get a well-deserved slam to the pavement would be worth it.

 

[Delamain]

Jesus Christ this woman is actually unhinged
I heard of crazy ex’s going too far but this sea hag is going in a interstate flight to try to win her beloved JOOOOSHIEEEE back
Don’t stick your dick crazy guys

 

[Rusty Truknuts]

Don’t stick your dick crazy guys

Always stick your dick in crazy. Just never give crazy your real name, address, or phone number, and wear a condom. Our BOY did none of these, so here we are just waiting for crazy to show up.

 

[Soylent Dora]

I would say poor Cobes, but this is why you don't stick your dick in crazy

 

[anliteralidiot]

Always stick your dick in crazy. Just never give crazy your real name, address, or phone number, and wear a condom. Our BOY did none of these, so here we are just waiting for crazy to show up.

To his credit: she found him here, on the farms. And we have all of the address, phone number, everything. AND! she sought him out, so he didn't have a chance to NOT give her his dox.

 

[clipartfan92]

Don't do it Cobes, it's a trap! Wendys is overpriced and has a fetid odor about it.

 

[Blunt]

Jesus Christ this woman is actually unhinged
I heard of crazy ex’s going too far but this sea hag is going in a interstate flight to try to win her beloved JOOOOSHIEEEE back
Don’t stick your dick crazy guys

Tbf I think a trole bought her tickets and it's not like she had to take time off work or anything. Taking a couple flights to stalk a boglim is probably the closest thing she's had to a productive day since the last time she visited him.

 

[dingusmcbingus]

Please NAL or Josh go live and stream this shitshow

 

[Racist Parrot]

He's doomed.

 

[Caspian Sea Monster]

He's doomed.

Nah, hes never been more back.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Cobra isn't worried about NAL. He's too busy blasting liquid shit all over the Troles

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Seeing NAL get a well-deserved slam to the pavement would be worth it.

you just hear her screaming WHAT DID I DOOOOO? as the cops taze her.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

Calling upon the Bog-GodHead of Cobratin Cobrecious and Cobrero to protect our BOY.

So mote it be.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Jessica had to smell the aftermath of his gut destruction for almost 2 weeks and that's weirdly cathartic.

 

[3deadniggers]

Cobra isn't worried about NAL. He's too busy blasting liquid shit all over the Troles

Did Cobes just upload a video of himself taking a shit?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Did Cobes just upload a video of himself taking a shit?

This isn't the first time and it most definitely won't be the last. Trust and believe.

 

[Eyesore City]

Tomorrow
> You know I was harsh on Jessica, I see that now.

Monday
> Jessica needs help. I told her she had to go.