Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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What did NAL mean by this?
She probably won't spill the tea (aka lying out her ass about everything) but you never know.
This merely confirms she's seething.

She doesn't want to provide content for JM, but she can't help running her mouth.
Like CWC, she can't stop revealing info about herself. She needs attention like a fish needs water or a boglim needs his booze.
 
Every single time you think “Man, he cannot be more retarded than last time” he will surprise you with something more catastrophically dumb. This barrel doesn’t have a bottom.
True true. Wasn't it a can of beans that he used a steak knife to stab and carve the top off after struggling with the can opener for half an hour?
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The faggots paying for the tickets are egging her on and trying to push her to interact with Cobes.
The only "good" ending to it I could ever see is them canceling the return ticket and leaving her stranded there until she's either arrested or hitch hikes back home with her "lot lizard" ways.
 
The only "good" ending to it I could ever see is them canceling the return ticket and leaving her stranded there until she's either arrested or hitch hikes back home with her "lot lizard" ways.
Preemptively pressing F in the chat for the poor truckers that'll stick their dicks in crazy.
 
Why does the thread have the incel tag? Doesn't a cow being chased by a crazy woman wanting to fuck him stop him being an incel?
yeah, Josh has never actually been an incel at all, he's just lazy. every dry spell was caused by his lack of even attempting to communicate with any women and instead sitting on his ass waiting for pussy to come around, and it took forever but it eventually did. Josh doesn't hate or resent women really either, he just thinks he understands them more than he does based on stupid shit he watched on the internet. all of his problems are generally caused by laziness or lack of ambition for anything beyond sitting around, jerking off, eating, drinking, and staying inside. if anything, a few years ago when he was still in better shape and not quite as ate the fuck up and atrophied, if he had went out and found a slightly smarter than him, but still dumb girl he'd probably be much better. not a complete psycho like NAL but just a lonely ugly woman, who would have got his ass in gear more to keep more hygenic and not drink every day and we'd probably be looking at a different Cobes today. the big issue is in his great patience, he wasted away too long and now he can only attract women with more severe mental issues than himself, who are just as bad as him with addiction, and through weening and clout chasing.
 
True true. Wasn't it a can of beans that he used a steak knife to stab and carve the top off after struggling with the can opener for half an hour?
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The only "good" ending to it I could ever see is them canceling the return ticket and leaving her stranded there until she's either arrested or hitch hikes back home with her "lot lizard" ways.
He should bring back this helmet, it's great.
It looks like half of a watermelon or half a green bowling ball or something.
It's a very good look for him.
 
True true. Wasn't it a can of beans that he used a steak knife to stab and carve the top off after struggling with the can opener for half an hour?
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Probably did it multiple times, but the one I fondly remember was salmon:


Him giving up at 3:50 is an all-timer for me. Also motivating himself with ~"sometimes when you want something you just gotta go for it" in reference to the monumental task of opening a can. Incredible.
 
Probably did it multiple times, but the one I fondly remember was salmon:


Him giving up at 3:50 is an all-timer for me. Also motivating himself with ~"sometimes when you want something you just gotta go for it" in reference to the monumental task of opening a can. Incredible.
I've always wondered how many times the can has defeated him off camera and he just gave up.
 
The big issue is in his great patience.
I'm thoroughly convinced that early on when Josh was a kid Clint instilled that "being patient" meant sitting still and doing nothing so he'd be out of the way and out of his hair (pun intended) while he or another adult did something for him.. Hence his fixation on "way-ting pay-shent-lee" consists of doing absolutely fuck all to improve the chances of anything happening and expecting something that's exactly what he wants to just fall into his lap without him having to put forth any effort.
 
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