Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jawshyyyy, lemme in. My goiter isn't THAT big.
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
I know it can all be figured out with boglim's razor "he's retarded." but holy shit
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Boglim’s Razor has always been too simplistic for Cobra because while everything can be answered with “He’s retarded,” he always manages to surprise you with creative and more retarded solutions to very normal and simple problems. Every single time you think “Man, he cannot be more retarded than last time” he will surprise you with something more catastrophically dumb. This barrel doesn’t have a bottom.

ash_clown said:
The real question I haven't seen asked, Would the King defend his Queen and fight the arresting officers???
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“As much as I think Jessica is a crazy bitch and as much as the local Casper PD are my fans, they didn’t have to tase her, doodt. I mean that’s just uncalled for but….you know? Yeah. It is what it is.”
 
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anliteralidiot said:
To his credit: she found him here, on the farms. And we have all of the address, phone number, everything. AND! she sought him out, so he didn't have a chance to NOT give her his dox.
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The faggots paying for the tickets are egging her on and trying to push her to interact with Cobes. They see this as a form of trolling two lolcows and won't stop until NAL finds another loser to obsess over. She's crazy enough to go along with any of the stupid plans they make and Cobes can't defend himself because he's not mentally capable of dealing with crazy stalking him.

It's a shame Reddit isn't still up to keep track of the people doing it. They loved to talk in public about their plans. Could have named them and kept track of their plans.

Why does the thread have the incel tag? Doesn't a cow being chased by a crazy woman wanting to fuck him stop him being an incel?
 
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Attractive Sexhaver said:
There aren't many things worse than being an incel, but being stalked by a swamp hag is definitely one of them
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If BPD hypercunts like Jessica are all you can attract, being volcel is the way to go. Even the most desperate men with standards through the floor learn that these women are always a net negative to their lives.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
How is babby formed?
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They need to do way instain boghag>who kill their cobras. becuse these cobras cant frigth back?

It was on the news this mroring, a boghag in WY kill her king cobra. they are taking the king cobra to North Dakota to lady to rest. My pary are with the homedad who lost his cobra; i am truley sorry for your lots.
 
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