Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

There's nothing stopping him from getting a restraining order.

That's probably that'll happen when Cunt returns from the motherland.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Skeets on her face against her will and then sends her home with some chocolate. All these mens rights youtubers would be proud of our boy.

I don't think he got her the truffle, I bet the troles did. He's had nothing to do with her unless she's IRL.

I guess that means that she is still not accepting that he broke up with her and will return as soon as someone buys her a new ticket
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I hate the ticket-buyers more than NAL hates Jessica Messica.

 

['Ole Dente]

The boy wanted more pussy and now he thinks he can cry victim? Fuuuuuuucccccckk offfffff.

 

[Distracted Cat]

So, safe to say that Jessica is no longer in Casper? I can't imagine Josh posting videos like this if she's within screeching distance.

Regardless, I whole heartedly believe as soon as she's back (and she will be back), he's going to let her into the trailer.

Unless someone else is willing to fuck Josh or give NAL money and attention, I think we're in for a long cycle of domestic abuse and gender relations rants.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

PICK UP YOUR PHONE JOSHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[anliteralidiot]

What if, next time she goes, we all dressed up as goth cobra demons, and stood around the trailer like this?

(For context, they were blocking the view of hateful protesters at a funeral.)

 

[Molly Millions]

That's probably that'll happen when Cunt returns from the motherland.

It's at the point where the situation will continue to worsen until someone is in the hospital or jail. Josh has proven that he cannot successfully handle this situation and that his father must step in.

I believe that Clint will allow this situation to continue until the police are at his door informing him that his son is dead. At that point he will go to the newspaper and inform them that vicious cyber bullies from Kiwi Farms murdered his son. Eventually, once he's done stroking his own ego, he will bury Josh.

 

[somevan712]

It's at the point where the situation will continue to worsen until someone is in the hospital or jail. Josh has proven that he cannot successfully handle this situation and that his father must step in.

I believe that Clint will allow this situation to continue until the police are at his door informing him that his son is dead. At that point he will go to the newspaper and inform them that vicious cyber bullies from Kiwi Farms murdered his son. Eventually, once he's done stroking his own ego, he will bury Josh.

I agree, a 3rd party has to intervene for any positive outcome. Jessica won't stop stalking and harassing him on her own and he (probably) won't completely protect himself from her. There was a reference that I'm not able to find that states something to the effect of most stalking cases only escalating if there's no intervention.

Along with the retarded a-logs and weens like Chris and Michelle making the situation worse, I don't think this will just conclude naturally and uneventfully.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

I think he's genuinely scared of her. Like, he's scared she'll be a woman, and claim he hit her if he kicks her out.

lol that’s not how it works man. If she has no marks they will most likely just make her leave for 24 hours. Again because cobra is a pussy ass coward toddler who gets brave on his comfy couch but when push comes to shove he will let her in. If he truly didn’t want her there and called the cops with door locked then he would have made an effort to get out of this mess. If it were up to him he would have gotten goth pussy and told you to stop picking on Jessica but they got in a fight and he has to save face. They are both retards and a burden on society at this point.

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

It's at the point where the situation will continue to worsen until someone is in the hospital or jail. Josh has proven that he cannot successfully handle this situation and that his father must step in.

I believe that Clint will allow this situation to continue until the police are at his door informing him that his son is dead. At that point he will go to the newspaper and inform them that vicious cyber bullies from Kiwi Farms murdered his son. Eventually, once he's done stroking his own ego, he will bury Josh.

You forgot the part where he does a solo interpretive dance show dressed as a woman in his memory at the following Casper art festival but otherwise spot on.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Along with the retarded a-logs and weens like Chris and Michelle making the situation worse, I don't think this will just conclude naturally and uneventfully.

I think the only way for this to end is if these fucking nigger lovers stop funding new trips. Jessica will be poor all the time, and even if Josh gets 400$ for juans, he's just going to spend it on DoorDash and booze.

But I mean, if people keep sending her to Casper, the cycle will never end. Even if Clint intervenes, even if the cops get called and they get a restraining order on each other, Jessica will just pull a Shanny and go straight back to Cobes' place right after the order is issued, and the boy will allow her because she'll be homeless otherwise. This will only end with one of them in prison/dead, or if people stop being faggots and paying for trips.

Jessica is the type of cunt willing to become homeless just to use it as a manipulation tactic. She knows it'll work because Josh is just a spineless doormat at this point.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I think the only way for this to end is if these fucking nigger lovers stop funding new trips. Jessica will be poor all the time, and even if Josh gets 400$ for juans, he's just going to spend it on DoorDash and booze.

buying NAL a plane ticket is becoming the new way for a-logs to get to cobes i think. they will keep doing it if it means cobes suffers.

 

[3deadniggers]

buying NAL a plane ticket is becoming the new way for a-logs to get to cobes i think. they will keep doing it if it means cobes suffers.

That's my thoughts too. They will send NAL and get her to record private videos for clout on their discords. I have no sympathy for Cobra after letting NAL in and trying to hide it. He knew his fans wouldn't be happy about it and he picked being abused over the good will of his actual fans. So fuck him. Anything NAL does to him is completely deserved when he knew before she arrived once she was bad for him and kept inviting her back and trying to be dishonest.

I wouldn't be shocked if Cobra's made a bunch of new enemies doing this. The worst DSP and Wings trolls are all ex fans obsessed with them after years of watching them. Cobes pissing those people off by letting NAL in and betraying their trust by hiding it is the exact recipe to make really bad a-logs who will not stop for years. The kind that go after family and friends. So the next Sander's family get together might get a whole bunch of shit going down just to fuck with Cobes.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

DIE-VORCE

 

[highly regarded 420]

So he let her in because she was asking his fans for hotel money and his fans didn't deserve that.

RIIIGHT.

He fucked her multiple times, streamed with her in his house denying he had anything to do with her, took her out for drinks, got shitty drunk with her every night and then the day after she leaves goes on a rampage edging about how his life as a man isn't fair. As if his life is actually anything like what the avg guy experiences.

-Somebody flew you pussy, which you invited into your bed.
-A number of somebody's contributed to your streams so you could take that pussy out on a walk to the bar.
-Another somebody covered your phone when your tard rage took over.
All in 7 days.

I don't know too many guys where that assistance comes through. Most of them are just out here rawdoggin life with next to nobody who gives a shit and even less who actually help out.

OH POOR ME MY LIFE ISNT FAIR. Living on SSI while somebody literally overnights you vagina and strangers pay your bills.

Wild.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Feel a lot of the Reddit retards have migrated over here

 

[3deadniggers]

Feel a lot of the Reddit retards have migrated over here

No. Feels like a lot of Cobra doing something very very stupid which made a lot of people upset with him. NAL is extremely unpopular and he got a lot of love from telling her to kick rocks only to be dishonest about it. It's easy to understand why the mood has shifted from "Cobes is dumb but a good hearted goof" to "Cobra is an e-begging faggot who doesn't deserve kindness when he treats himself and others like this".

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Back to back uploads from mi lord. These two videos are gonna eat up the next 20 pages of this thread, there is so much to get into here.

Actions speak louder than words, BOY.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Back to back uploads from mi lord. These two videos are gonna eat up the next 20 pages of this thread, there is so much to get into here.

Ah yes, the "Don't like don't watch" approach. Let's see how this works put for him.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I will never not be weirded out at how tiny his nipples are. On the topic of Cobes shilling it def is annoying but if I was an unemployed drunk who never left his house and people sent me hundreds of dollars for no reason whatsoever I would put a cashapp link in my Youtube description too ngl. Blame the paypigs not the regard is my take.