Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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SerArthurDayne37 said:
There was that video where she is playing that screeching Bjork song and Josh is hitting himself, and she is "do you want me to leave?" and he just says "I'll let you know". Fuck Josh stand up for yourself and kick that bitch out! Don't wait until she flies home before you say anything.
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I think he's genuinely scared of her. Like, he's scared she'll be a woman, and claim he hit her if he kicks her out.
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
For some reason I just really noticed it, but why are we in the shirtless saga?

I hope to god she didn't rob him, it would be so sad and funny.
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Just saw the second video, I love you josh, live forever please.
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God, if Josh just had some better comedic awareness or took shit like this less seriously he could have made the same video, same thumbnail, and just titled it

"Im not getting back with her. she took my shirt"

It would probably be the funniest joke he has ever made.

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Also if we were a woman a restraining order would have magically appeared with no effort on his part but, you know...
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Imagine being told "It's not stalking because I love you" and that not being the top reason behind a judge granting a restraining order.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Nothing like hanging out with the bros, sucking on drug-filled giant dildos.

EDIT: This is so fruity and gay looking, my God. Ghetto thugs on the down low sucking on thick white tubes.
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Remember when True Detective season 2 tried to warn us about vaping by saying it looked like you were sucking on a robot's dick?
 
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Law said:
Remember when True Detective season 2 tried to warn us about vaping by saying it looked like you were sucking on a robot's dick?
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Rather insulting to robots IMO.

Those things look like John Holmes on a good day in the early 70s. Say what you want but by Jove did that man have a meat stick.
 
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Where is this Chris guy from? Is he gorlworld bullshit or from Cobes side? Is he from a big Discord community or something? I haven't heard of this guy on the old subreddit, here, or The Boglim website.
 
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