Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Pascal's Wagie]

What the heck is the boy doing up at 530am

The sun doesn't even come up until 7:12am in Casper. Real Boglim Hours.

He's reading a lot of the chat this morning. I haven't seen him read chat like this, like, ever.

He's on that general contractor schedule, surprise job saga, toobs?

 

[Mushroom King]

I made this for us to enjoy. A KingCobraJFS music video if he was chill.

This was all from this morning's live.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

ozzy's second cousin's birthday is today tmdwu time to celebrate glug glug glug

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Truly free based opinions are being dropped this fine morning

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

The bog has been compromised. The circle has been broken. Cobra has finally expressed that it actually isn't what it is anymore.

 

[bonified retard]

Better not let your white virgility go unchecked, boy!

Also pretty funny that his main reason why he can't do a 24hr livestream is because he can't go that long without jacking off.

 

[UncleBlazer]

When he started streaming earlier I was busy and bummed I was going to miss the live. 4 and a half hours later and he's still going. Just tuned in and he's deep in a tranny loop. Things never change, toobz.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

You troles WILL wait patiently for this food combo, you WILL wait until the boy is hungry
He's gonna put that dank stank on the Baycunaydur when he damn feels like it

 

[Mushroom King]

He's on fire today, he's punching in every direction, no one is safe.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

"I saw someone comment we get it already... I don't think you do"

Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Sometimes the boy still has it going on up there.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Had he ever mentioned sending trole pizzas to Cyrax before? Plungers??
Better not be doordash trollin boy

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Had he ever mentioned sending trole pizzas to Cyrax before? Plungers??
Better not be doordash trollin boy

I think he's lying and just made it up to transition to talk about trolling Jessica and scare her a bit. I've never heard him mention it before.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

I think he's lying and just made it up to transition to talk about trolling Jessica and scare her a bit. I've never heard him mention it before.

It's hard to believe that he would be willing to part with precious booze money to fuck with Cyrax and not mention it before now
But it is deliciously ironic for him to think it would be cool to trole him with doordash when that had been the bane of his own life for so long, the hypocrisy of it youtoob

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Cobes giving a lecture on the nature of parlor magic. However did we get along without him to explain all this to us?

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

I'm confused. Is parlor magic sleight of hand?

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Can parlor magic only be done with cigarettes?

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

I'm confused. Is parlor magic sleight of hand?

You have to exaggerate your hand movements, you see.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

!!! NEW COBRAISM !!!
Slight of Hand
!!! NEW COBRAISM !!!

This parlor magic loop is one of his worst ones yet, not because how long it is but because of how short the individual loops are. Three sentences at most before he's back at the start.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Of course I had to have been asleep for Shon. But woke up to one of his greatest, most based political rants in a long time. WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK.

Also is “Have at it Hoss” a new Cobraism?

EDIT: Looked on LolcowGo and “Have at it Hoss” has three results, so it’s not new apparently.

 

[bonified retard]

It's hard to believe that he would be willing to part with precious booze money to fuck with Cyrax and not mention it before now
But it is deliciously ironic for him to think it would be cool to trole him with doordash when that had been the bane of his own life for so long, the hypocrisy of it youtoob

He's brought it up a couple times, but im having trouble finding the clips due to all the different cyrax spellings on lolcowgo. I think it was around the time he made the diss track, and cyrax said he'd fuck Tanis. He even said one of his buddies helped him.

!!! NEW COBRAISM !!!
Slight of Hand
!!! NEW COBRAISM !!!

This parlor magic loop is one of his worst ones yet, not because how long it is but because of how short the individual loops are. Three sentences at most before he's back at the start.