Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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What an amazing day.
Look at THE BOY breaking out shon for a based morning stream.
 
Okay, I'm at a wall and I need some advice from some doodtz that might know better. I have a hat, and I have it set up...
but it makes the head invisible
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I know it's probably a longshot, but are there any other Morrowind-modding autists that know what I'm doing wrong?
 
Okay, I'm at a wall and I need some advice from some doodtz that might know better. I have a hat, and I have it set up...
but it makes the head invisible
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I know it's probably a longshot, but are there any other Morrowind-modding autists that know what I'm doing wrong?
It just works doodt

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Okay, I'm at a wall and I need some advice from some doodtz that might know better. I have a hat, and I have it set up...
but it makes the head invisible
I never tried to mod Morrowind, so I have no idea what the problem is. Maybe you're replacing the entire head model instead of replacing a hat/hair model? TBH I have no idea, just pulling shit out of my ass.

I would just like to say that those pants are looking extra realistic doodt, looking forward to the finished product.
 
Okay, I'm at a wall and I need some advice from some doodtz that might know better. I have a hat, and I have it set up...
but it makes the head invisible
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I know it's probably a longshot, but are there any other Morrowind-modding autists that know what I'm doing wrong?
I've seen that happen with other mods but I'm not sure what's causing it. I did take a few moments and found this reddit thread. Looks like a similar problem. (As an aside reddit takes forever to load now, what a shithole).

Also unsolicited suggestion, the boy needs a Dwemor ventriloquist dummy to hang out with.
 
I've seen that happen with other mods but I'm not sure what's causing it. I did take a few moments and found this reddit thread. Looks like a similar problem. (As an aside reddit takes forever to load now, what a shithole).

Also unsolicited suggestion, the boy needs a Dwemor ventriloquist dummy to hang out with.
Yeah, I got some advice that I have the mod marked as a helmet, and that's reserved for closed-face helms. Helmets like the iconic Colovian Fur Helmet, are actually marked as hair, and that's what the cobra hat is based on.
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GODDAMNIT WHAT WAS THE FUCKING SOLUTION! WHY IS THE YOUTUBE LINK DEAD!!
But now I'm having some other confusing issues with it, and had to take a break.
 
I like how he talks about his crushes as if they were actual relationships. The only reason anyone even knows about these women is because Cobra chose to tell us.

Plenty of Jessica loops too. He's just waiting for her to cone back so that he can own rhe troles some more.
 
Hey Joshie, your bog witch asks for bog alimony. She also wants Little Caesars crazy puffs with garlic dipping sauce.
"Josh, if you're watching, I need a new bong Joshie *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink*"

The fucking gall of this bitch. The rapid-fire facial expressions are off the hook on this one. I hope Joshie spends that 20$ you're asking for on Chaturbate tokens.

EDIT: "You know what, you just got to remind yourself they ain't hot enough to be with me anyways" - Professor Jorb Sandeaux, in "leave them alone".
Please keep telling this to yourself. Please stay away from the water demon. If you keep her blocked everywhere, she has no power. Please don't give her an inch doodt. And definitely don't buy her a new fucking bong ya nimrod.
 
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I'm perplexed at the 'leave them alone' video.

Wasn't it Cobra's policy to never say Ellen or Alicia's name on his streams? Then out of nowhere he's saying them over and over in his 6 hour stream, then less than 24 hours later he's telling the troles to leave them both alone.

He has no relationship with either of these girls, and I can only assume that he has zero knowledge of anyone harassing them as a result of his recent live.

It seems completely out of the blue. Is this just BogBrain processing his inevitable dry spell 2.0 by thinking about all the girls who rejected him since the 4th grade?

> Schon's grounded from going live :story:

Grounding his puppet cracks me up. I wonder due to Cobras isolation that his internal dialoge with himself is what comes out when Schon is on stage, as if that's how he talks to himself shuffling around in the trailer all by himself. It comes so naturally to the boy.
 
Grounding his puppet cracks me up. I wonder due to Cobras isolation that his internal dialoge with himself is what comes out when Schon is on stage, as if that's how he talks to himself shuffling around in the trailer all by himself. It comes so naturally to the boy.
I think the reason Josh has Shon is play therapy. Apparently autistic people respond really well to puppets. Makes sense that his inner monologue becomes a dialogue with Shon representing Josh' inner doubts and self-hatred, given how much Shon roasts him.
 
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