Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Better not be staying up late BOY
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They'll never be rid of each other because both of them are too dumb to stop harassing the other one.
They're like two eagles locked in a death spiral. Neither can stand to let the other get the last word, they would both rather go back and forth for the rest of their lives than walk away without being completely sure they came out on top. Even though I think NAL is one of the most vial humans I've ever come across, Josh has done nothing but destroy any chance of sympathy. Even though Josh brought it on himself I still had some sympathy because of how crazy NAL is but now that we know he is texting her, potentially, hundreds of times a day and keeping track of all her streams so he can comment on them it's hard to feel sorry for him or view him in a sympathetic light.
 
They're like two eagles locked in a death spiral. Neither can stand to let the other get the last word, they would both rather go back and forth for the rest of their lives than walk away without being completely sure they came out on top. Even though I think NAL is one of the most vial humans I've ever come across, Josh has done nothing but destroy any chance of sympathy. Even though Josh brought it on himself I still had some sympathy because of how crazy NAL is but now that we know he is texting her, potentially, hundreds of times a day and keeping track of all her streams so he can comment on them it's hard to feel sorry for him or view him in a sympathetic light.

The thing about Josh is that he kinda hates women in a very incel way. Any time a woman says anything bad about him he absolutely freaks out. It's just because Jessica is so horrible it kinda seemed normal for him to call her all sorts of names and delusional and mentally ill. Because they're all true accusations lol. But when you look at how he responded to Stephanie criticizing his cooking, Gothic Dee or his response to that Nurse lady doing a couple videos about him he freaked out on them just like he freaked out on Jessica. Tons of men have done videos and stuff criticizing him and he just ignores those. He only really freaks out when women criticize him.
 
The thing about Josh is that he kinda hates women in a very incel way. Any time a woman says anything bad about him he absolutely freaks out.
When he was getting fucked up for recovering addict Kelly Osbourne's birthday, he was seething when somebody in chat said Kelly would think he's a creep.

This is isn't something she's ever said. She doesn't even know he exists.

He immediately said something along the lines of "well, nobody would even know who you were if it wasn't for your daddy, sweetheart". He is absolutely venomous to women who don't want him. Maybe he really is a cobra, Toobz.
 
all he had to do was absolutely nothing. let nal seethe and flap her bingo wings while you get drunk in the bugchair. it would've been so easy, he's like the usain bolt of doing fucking nothing.

but the BOY cannot make a single positive choice, so we all have to deal with a cracked out whore for the next few years.

ive said it before, but every time i place the bar on the floor and figure, "yeah, josh might be a dunce, but there's no way he fucks up this time" he disappoints me and i feel some sort of strange kinship with clint
 
Cobra popped into Nal's Livestream now that she's back on youtube and left some comments in chat

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I think it's actually really hilarious that Josh learned to troll from us and he's not really that bad at it.

"Better not cry on camera over Josssheeee" fucking lmao, well done lad.

but the BOY cannot make a single positive choice, so we all have to deal with a cracked out whore for the next few years.
The alternative is that we get the same content as before which was....like, fucking nothing. I love his decisions, they are fucking retarded every time and they are always a net negative for him. He trolls himself harder than he loves Ozzy.
 
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The thing about Josh is that he kinda hates women in a very incel way. Any time a woman says anything bad about him he absolutely freaks out. It's just because Jessica is so horrible it kinda seemed normal for him to call her all sorts of names and delusional and mentally ill. Because they're all true accusations lol. But when you look at how he responded to Stephanie criticizing his cooking, Gothic Dee or his response to that Nurse lady doing a couple videos about him he freaked out on them just like he freaked out on Jessica. Tons of men have done videos and stuff criticizing him and he just ignores those. He only really freaks out when women criticize him.
Josh has the ultra combo of hating women for rejecting him and the standard incel misogyny of projecting his own insecurities, faults, failures, and fear of rejection as anger and bitterness towards women for not finding him appealing instead of just improving himself. AND on top of that he has supreme mommy issues add to that his usual standoffishness towards people that are critical of him and you have a delicious misogyny combo
 
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