Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Hennimore]

Josh claims he sent Jessica a "peace offering". He also got a pint of Old Crow that is already half way gone right after saying in his last video that he had only had half a beer as justification for him not being an alcoholic.

Jessica saying he needed an intervention really got to him and sent him into a tail spin.

 

[1700somewhere]

Voting republican is goth as fuck toobz

im just catching up but your pfp is fuckinnn skitz cunt

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He only really freaks out when women criticize him.

I mean not only is he a goblin incel that watches the most retarded hot takes on youtube all day, he was also bullied in school, by girls. According to him he got in a lot of trouble that Clint had to bail him out of when he attacked a girl who kicked him in the balls. IIRC it was the incident that sparked him going to a psychiatrist.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Cobes is really putting a lot of stock in the physical distance between himself and his parents vs hers making some important difference.

Its all he has, as in every other aspect she is better than him.

(I cannot get passed them teeth. Thinking of kissing him, tongue touching the haggard edges, makes me gip!)

 

[chimpSculpture]

The reason Cobes' smokes cigars?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

The reason Cobes' smokes cigars?
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God that took me back...

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Its all he has, as in every other aspect she is better than him.

Yeah? Wanna elaborate on that one?

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Yeah? Wanna elaborate on that one?

What does he have better than her? His health is fucked. They are both drunks so thats a wash. She can likely have a better time scoring a partner, no 6 year dry spell for her. Before you point out no one wants her long term, all Cobes can get is this ugly hag. He can mouth of all he likes, but if she shows up and wafters the burger stench his way, he is putty in her hands.

For the most part they are equal, but she has a few more things better than he does. He does have his fans, but thats mostly people who enjoy laughing at him slowly killing himself, or send in duster and bird food.

Cobes of say 8 years ago would smoke the hag for sure, but he has fallen far from a not very high spot to begin with. She may haunt the parking lots of her local area, but Cobes appears to have become a complete shut in at this point which is further worsening his mental state.

On a scale out of 10, she is 0.2 and he is 0.1. Both are fucked, but he is more fucked.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

What does he have better than her? His health is fucked. They are both drunks so thats a wash. She can likely have a better time scoring a partner, no 6 year dry spell for her. Before you point out no one wants her long term, all Cobes can get is this ugly hag. He can mouth of all he likes, but if she shows up and wafters the burger stench his way, he is putty in her hands.

For the most part they are equal, but she has a few more things better than he does. He does have his fans, but thats mostly people who enjoy laughing at him slowly killing himself, or send in duster and bird food.

Cobes of say 8 years ago would smoke the hag for sure, but he has fallen far from a not very high spot to begin with. She may haunt the parking lots of her local area, but Cobes appears to have become a complete shut in at this point which is further worsening his mental state.

On a scale out of 10, she is 0.2 and he is 0.1. Both are fucked, but he is more fucked.

Shit, fair enough.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

NAL will be back in Casper in 3...2.. Maybe she can spend Christmas in Casper. That would be a trip.

 

[niggers]

What does he have better than her? His health is fucked. They are both drunks so thats a wash. She can likely have a better time scoring a partner, no 6 year dry spell for her.

i don't think her propensity for sucking off homeless men is a point in her favor, actually

 

[ParasiteSteve]

i don't think her propensity for sucking off homeless men is a point in her favor, actually

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[Maldron the Assassin]

What does he have better than her? His health is fucked. They are both drunks so thats a wash. She can likely have a better time scoring a partner, no 6 year dry spell for her. Before you point out no one wants her long term, all Cobes can get is this ugly hag. He can mouth of all he likes, but if she shows up and wafters the burger stench his way, he is putty in her hands.

For the most part they are equal, but she has a few more things better than he does. He does have his fans, but thats mostly people who enjoy laughing at him slowly killing himself, or send in duster and bird food.

Cobes of say 8 years ago would smoke the hag for sure, but he has fallen far from a not very high spot to begin with. She may haunt the parking lots of her local area, but Cobes appears to have become a complete shut in at this point which is further worsening his mental state.

On a scale out of 10, she is 0.2 and he is 0.1. Both are fucked, but he is more fucked.

They're a mirror reflection of each other but I'll play devils advocate: he has Clint on his side, and that has counted for a lot so far. He has his tugboat and a small amount of money from his "creative" pursuits. If their parents were out of the picture Cobes might be able to limp along for awhile. Certainly longer than NAL.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

 

[funscape]

They're a mirror reflection of each other but I'll play devils advocate: he has Clint on his side, and that has counted for a lot so far. He has his tugboat and a small amount of money from his "creative" pursuits. If their parents were out of the picture Cobes might be able to limp along for awhile. Certainly longer than NAL.

Josh also has a few redeeming qualities personality wise. Whereas NAL has absolutely none

 

[ASeabear8952]

NAL will be back in Casper in 3...2.. Maybe she can spend Christmas in Casper. That would be a trip.

That would be horrible but also interesting. As Seizure once said, the most eventful moments in the Cobraverse tend to happen on or around his birthday, Valentines Day, Halloween, and Christmas.

 

[Fortyone]

Josh also has a few redeeming qualities personality wise. Whereas NAL has absolutely none

agreed. Asides from cheating on Stephanie and a few minor issues/fights with people (like anyone else who ever lived) Cobra is actually a pretty humble and outwardly nice person. whenever he meets up with fans he seems really polite and reasonably personable, and he likes to go for drinks and have a good time. whenever he talks about politics it's either about protecting children or protecting gay rights or some shit not about how much he hates a class of people (asides from sickos who deserve it)

Meanwhile more that half of NAL's interactions with other people end up with her screaming like a banshee, insulting their family, and her grumbling about a perceived slight for hours on end when she isn't making disgusting noises. I imagine they both smell horrible, NAL seems like you would smell her wendys across a room whenever she opens her legs a bit.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

That would be horrible but also interesting. As Seizure once said, the most eventful moments in the Cobraverse tend to happen on or around his birthday, Valentines Day, Halloween, and Christmas.

Valentines is his day of getting blitzed and feeling bad for himself. Birthday is an official excuse to get drunk as fuck and this leads to his shannigans. Halloween and Xmas are eventful becuase they are times to interact with the public — something he is not good at…

Xmas I would say even more so, as it’s his family and it’s the one day a year they try a soft intervention and it always goes sideways. He usually gives us on-camera hints before trouble, gets pouty and quiet after, and then it leaks he tries shit like give young relatives booze or gets put in a drunk tank.

It’s why the early cobra years are the best — he interacted with other people.

 

[HansKlokBier]

Everyday that ends with the letter "y" is a reason for the dark prince King Cobes to drink.

 

[anliteralidiot]

For the most part they are equal, but she has a few more things better than he does. He does have his fans, but thats mostly people who enjoy laughing at him slowly killing himself, or send in duster and bird food.

He was way better during the fights she recorded, and was trying to talk her down, while she threatened to hit herself more. And, while it took a long time to learn, he doesn't feed the trolls as much as she does.