Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[GameratePTSD]

Someone on The Boglim is claiming they talked to Aaron before his death and that both him and his girlfriend were on a fat fetish site.

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Aaron should have unironically listened to Cobes. As zooted as his brain is the BOY still stubs his toe on pearls of wisdom every now and then.

 

[stathom21]

Cobra has stockholm syndrome towards his trolls, that's almost all of his daily social interaction. Glass tappers ruining the cobraverse

This is exactly why you cannot view that video Cobra made yesterday about Aaron as entirely authentic. It is not organic Cobra pipe thoughts stream of consciousness. The reason he kept bringing up being less of an alcoholic than Aaron is because he probably got 500 text messages about being an alcoholic, "Aaron killed himself because of you and NAL", and "better not kill yourself next BOY!" nonsense.

That video was mostly him directly replying to troll text messages all at once. I wish he would change his number and delete discord just so we could get authentic virgin untouched retard kino again.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Juice review coming in nicely. Don't worry though, he's also been sipping on beers all day.

 

[harmacist]

Glass tappers ruining the cobraverse

Faggots don’t understand the concept of lurking. Sometimes its better to shut the fuck up and just observe

 

[ResignedCustodes]

You are a fucking moron.

He is, don't bother trying to convince him. Aaron's suicide is no one's fault but Aaron's and if being blown off by some whale makes you give yourself a Lowtax Lobotomy, well boo fucking hoo. Harden up.

Anyway, total ween death. May someone more unkind than me exploit these idiots using their legal names whilst they're gathering together, discussing how much better they are than, and making their master plans to bother a mentally stunted alcoholic in Bumfuck, Wyoming

 

[ASeabear8952]

Both the BOY and JESSICA BOYLE won!!!



Cooler_Taste also came out with a great Boglimification timeline vid.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Juice review coming in nicely. Don't worry though, he's also been sipping on beers all day.

Glad he mentioned the fires here in CA. I can feel better now.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

POV: You're Aaron and you just confessed that you're suicidal and need help

 

[Ponzo]

bog witch claims that josh stomped puff to death in a fit of rage

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

bog witch claims that josh stomped puff to death in a fit of rage
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part of me doesn't want to believe josh was banging her. she looks like she's hitting 60

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

part of me doesn't want to believe josh was banging her. she looks like she's hitting 60

So she looks less than a decade older than Cobra looks?

 

[fukkit]

part of me doesn't want to believe josh was banging her. she looks like she's hitting 60

your just mad your in a dry spell trole. tactical soap works. get some.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

your just mad your in a dry spell trole. tactical soap works. get some.

no u

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

your just mad your in a dry spell trole. tactical soap works. get some.

Wait patiently, rock your tactical soap and you too can have a BPDemon get you evicted from your own apartment!

 

[Potion_Time]

bog witch claims that josh stomped puff to death in a fit of rage
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The wendussy lies. There is zero chance he would do that even in his most autistic rages.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

bog witch claims that josh stomped puff to death in a fit of rage
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Jessica also accused Josh of abusing her with not just no evidence, but NEGATIVE evidence that this had occurred - She claimed Josh had left bruises on her neck on a specific date but the day after you can see her neck on stream and there's no bruising. I wouldn't trust her to tell me what color the sky is if we were both standing outside.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Aaron's woman is talking about how she wants people to give Aaron's stuff back to her and Josh says Aaron gave him that typewriter and he's going to keep that for the rest of his life. Is that just Josh speaking weirdly or is he saying that because he knows that woman wants his typewriter?

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

bog witch claims that josh stomped puff to death in a fit of rage
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It's amazing that Cobra has broken Jessica to the point where she needs make this up about Puff this long after getting dumped back into the Virginia Bog. Shotgun incident aside, the Dark Gourd really has come out on top once again.

 

[Goatchoker]

bog witch claims that josh stomped puff to death in a fit of rage
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She always reminds me of a mentally unwell Alice Cooper.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's amazing that Cobra has broken Jessica to the point where she needs make this up about Puff this long after getting dumped back into the Virginia Bog. Shotgun incident aside, the Dark Gourd really has come out on top once again.

Totally bogbroken and in the depths of Cobra Derangement Syndrome.