Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Aaron was a reddit a-log who self-inserted into Josh' life but unlike a ween like Mr. Green, Aaron had a negative overall impact on the Cobraverse in my opinion.
It's sad that a man relapsed into alcoholism and then subsequently took his own life but if he hadn't knocked on Josh' door, we would never have known about this man. He sucked on Jessica's tit because he wanted to be in the spotlight.
My sympathies and condolences to the people that survive him but Cobra has done nothing to Aaron. Aaron's miseries were self-inflicted.

Never forget the pictures Aaron blessed us with while being a messy bitch

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

Anyone ever have this? It tastes like what I imagine a Cobra’s English (Old English malt liquor and Monster) tastes like.

It’s like licking the drain of a bar. Josh’s favorite.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Someone on The Boglim is claiming they talked to Aaron before his death and that both him and his girlfriend were on a fat fetish site.

 

[Hennimore]

The thumbnail on his latest video might be a top 10 Cobra thumbnail for me.

 

[harmacist]

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The thumbnail on his latest video might be a top 10 Cobra thumbnail for me.

heres to feelin good all the time

 

[Potion_Time]

I'm honestly not sure what's sadder, the fact that blowing his brains out resulted in his ex asking people on facebook to give his shit back or the fact that the only people who are even remotely mourning are online lolcow watchers.

We might care more about this dude then anybody around him cared about him. I'm not saying Cobes or his ex are trash for shrugging at his suicide, it just makes me kind of sad that there was a life out there that might actually be going unmourned. He thought nobody cared about him. Maybe he was right?

 

[Sugriva]

Life is complicated, toobz.
*sips drink combo, grimaces*
the things you do can have weird effects on other people. it's called the caterpillar effect that's what's up

 

[Rotogravure]

Crossposting to NAL also. Here is the obituary. The comments are, naturally, cursed.

 

[Slim Boglim]

The fb groups are a treat. A-logs and poo touchers all posting with their real legal names. No need to even dox them, they do it themselves!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The fb groups are a treat. A-logs and poo touchers all posting with their real legal names. No need to even dox them, they do it themselves!

This is exactly why you cannot view that video Cobra made yesterday about Aaron as entirely authentic. It is not organic Cobra pipe thoughts stream of consciousness. The reason he kept bringing up being less of an alcoholic than Aaron is because he probably got 500 text messages about being an alcoholic, "Aaron killed himself because of you and NAL", and "better not kill yourself next BOY!" nonsense.

That video was mostly him directly replying to troll text messages all at once. I wish he would change his number and delete discord just so we could get authentic virgin untouched retard kino again.

 

[Potion_Time]

Crossposting to NAL also. Here is the obituary. The comments are, naturally, cursed.

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Imagine being so utterly degenerate that you can happily shitpost on somebodies obituary.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Imagine being so utterly degenerate that you can happily shitpost on somebodies obituary.

Did you see the one gleefully mocking his grieving gf?

Don’t get me wrong Aaron was a retard and many, including myself, talked shit and cracked jokes about him being dead but there’s a difference between doing it here in a niche community nobody will ever see or shitting up a man’s public obituary. And this one I don’t even get Aaron was a neghole pozzing retard who nobody wanted in the cobraverse but his gf has nothing to do with any of it why mock her? Maybe I’m just a moralfag but mocking a grieving woman because her boyfriend who killed himself involved himself in your retard watching community is wild. Also apparently people have been harassing Aaron’s family themselves too but I haven’t confirmed it myself.

I guess it’s just a matter of involving “civilians” I dislike. Aaron involved himself in the community, that makes him fair game for mockery. But his gf, his family, the public etc none of them know wtf the cobraverse is so why mock and harass them over their friend/family members death?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Aaron involved himself in the community, that makes him fair game for mockery.

This is horseshit imo. Cobra deserves the chance to interact with people without being confined to the cuck chamber.

What a bunch of fucking losers these people are.

 

[Slim Boglim]

This is horseshit imo. Cobra deserves the chance to interact with people without being confined to the cuck chamber.

What a bunch of fucking losers these people are.

I mean fair game to make fun of here or whatever, not harass or fuck with irl.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I mean fair game to make fun of here or whatever, not harass or fuck with irl.

The problem is the dipshits doing the latter.

Like FFS the man is dead. What do you think you'll gain from faggy jokes on his obituary? Haha real cool and funny.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Just hope and pray you Cobros never have to set a hard boundary with someone who is actively harming themselves and refusing to get help. Cutting off addicts is not unheard of. The victims addiction leaves behind are mostly blameless, in my opinion. If she wasn’t giving him alcohol or if she didn’t hand him the gun, anything that Aaron chose to do was his choice.

I don’t fault Aryan Aaron’s girlfriend for schizoposting in her grief. The cult of social media has created a world in which airing your dirty laundry online is normalized and encouraged. I see her as trying to process her grief in front of an audience who perhaps understands a bit of the nuance behind her situation.

All people involved in the Cobraverse are fucking retarded, even those on the periphery — and yes, even us, fellow Cobros and Cobra Angels. That doesn’t mean they don’t deserve a bit of human decency when the situation calls for it.

Joke's on you, I'm the alcoholic. Hahahahahah, gimme a beer!

I'm honestly not sure what's sadder, the fact that blowing his brains out resulted in his ex asking people on facebook to give his shit back or the fact that the only people who are even remotely mourning are online lolcow watchers.

We might care more about this dude then anybody around him cared about him. I'm not saying Cobes or his ex are trash for shrugging at his suicide, it just makes me kind of sad that there was a life out there that might actually be going unmourned. He thought nobody cared about him. Maybe he was right?

It happens a lot more than you would think. In fact there are people that die in a gutter from an OD that doesn't have anyone to mourn them, not even people an an internet forum.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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The thumbnail on his latest video might be a top 10 Cobra thumbnail for me.

There's "happier than a pig in shit"

and then there's "happier than a boglim with a legal high".

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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Anyone ever have this? It tastes like what I imagine a Cobra’s English (Old English malt liquor and Monster) tastes like.

It’s like licking the drain of a bar. Josh’s favorite.

The only people who drink those are hardcore alcoholics and college kids looking for a blackout in a can.

I'm honestly surprised Cobes doesn't roll up to his local liquor store and walk out with cases of those. They're as cheap as they are nasty which are two things I'm sure he'd love.

 

[Jobama]

New episode of the Bitesize documentary

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

This is horseshit imo. Cobra deserves the chance to interact with people without being confined to the cuck chamber.

What a bunch of fucking losers these people are.

Idk if he deserves it, but it makes the content better.