Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He will never learn to block or turn off his phone, or change the ringtone. I bet he'll get drunk again and get mad from all the notifications then break the phone.
Blue Miaplacidus said:
You have to consider that a lot of it was influenced/directed at the many many many troll text messages he received. I would be willing to bet several people said he will end up just like Aaron and kill himself next because he is also a deadbeat alcoholic, etc. I am sure he has been hearing AWOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAA non-stop today since the fat lady posted on facebook.
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He made a statement
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This Ladies and Guntalman! THIS! Is what serperates the Men from the Bogs (Gaylogs? Alogs?)
IF this video!
THIS VIDEO!
Made you mad, instead of laughing after;
EVER
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STATEMENT
You sir are mad at the internet. This is lolcow KINO. Its like he was throwing a perfectly written speach, nay, a Symposium of why the BOY is a lolcow.
I'm not going to elaborate further, if you know you are laughing, if you don't you are mad at a genuine boglim that does what he does because he is a boglim.
If any of you are getting mad watching this all you had to do is reach out and DM me Doot. I could tell you why drinking and watching Cobra videos is worth living with your whole life ahead of you.
 

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No one should be shocked at Cobra's response to Aaron's suicide, Josh has always taken every tragedy he has ever talked about to talk about himself and his own problems. If Josh approached Aaron's suicide in a mature way and actually eulogized his friend then I would be surprised.

Josh is the center of the universe in his own mind and that will never not be funny. It's definitely the most shitty part of Cobra's personality but it's not really done from a place of malice, it's just because he is retarded and has zero ability to act socially responsible.
 
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figure it out persons said:

He made a statement
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This statement is ass but you already knew that. If I was to dig deep, this is Cobes trying to cope and is trying to hide the pain by acting like it's no biggie. It sounds stupid, but it's the only thing I can think of that doesn't make Cobes seem completely thoughtless of his buddy Aaron.
 
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The fb groups are hilarious man. There are people making callous jokes about Aaron’s death and laughing it up about how he deserved to die and such and then Cobra streams and they all immediately start clutching their pearls and crying he’s a piece of shit because he isn’t sad enough about Aaron’s death and is making it about himself. Highly regarded behavior.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
The fb groups are hilarious man. There are people making callous jokes about Aaron’s death and laughing it up about how he deserved to die and such and then Cobra streams and they all immediately start clutching their pearls and crying he’s a piece of shit because he isn’t sad enough about Aaron’s death and is making it about himself. Highly regarded behavior.
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The alog community that formed around Josh on the main and secondary Reddit pages has always been unhinged. They will on one hand say that Josh is a piece of shit liar that never tells the truth about a single thing and then in another post talk about how Josh is a piece of shit because he said he jerked off near a retarded girl in the woods.

Josh is both an evil mastermind constantly scamming people out of money that doesn't deserve to live and the biggest retard on the planet that constantly lies and can't do anything right. There is no logic with these people. The Reddit was a great source of Cobra related art but it getting shut down was overall a good thing in my opinion. The secondary Reddit page specifically was filled with a-logs that would post pictures of them harassing Josh over text.
 
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I stepped away for a bit only to return and find out Aaron is no longer with us? This is deeply troubling, and it's clear this situation has taken a darker turn. For now, I think it’s best to distance myself. It’s hard not to connect this to Josh and Jessica—call me weak, but I can’t look at them without questioning everything.
 
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His response seems typical of the alcoholic unwilling to change even when seeing another alcoholic die. When Cobes says he was a bigger alcoholic he is consciously reassuring himself that he is okay and the consequences of alcoholism are away from him. At least he isn't bad enough to be embarrassing or dead. Of course both happen eventually at his rate. Josh is getting to the age where his body isn't going to heal like before and what was an embarrassing phase will turn into cirrhosis. Maybe he really is too stupid to know.
 
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SneedleDee&SneedleDumb said:
"Got a mixed drink called the Cobra Frostbite"

"Lets pour one out for Aaron."
*pours on chair*
*looks at class for a couple seconds and pours a little more*

"Let's pour one out on my chair for Aaron."
Never change Cobes, you're the funniest unintentional comic of all time.
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Polishing off a bottle and then immediately saying, "he was definitely a bigger alcoholic than I was," makes it even funnier.

 
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